Entertainment Lawyer 03/02

pusssykatt · March 2nd, 2007, 05:03 PM

http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/
--Seriously I wish people would either be gay or straight because even I am getting confused. I mean I want Portia de Rossi to be straight but she is not and I can live with that. It can be just hard sometimes to get the image of Ellen out of my mind, but with effort anything is possible. Another singer. Not the one from yesterday is now switching between guys and girls. I guess the guys are even interested now that they have seen the photos and he is more than willing.

--A marriage that everyone thought was headed to divorce years ago because of bad boy behavior is actually heading to divorce now because of drug use and violence. His wife has always denied it in the past and been a big supporter of this bad boy. BUT that is all about to change and will become public knowledge very soon.

--This female A list celebrity and B list actress has always alternated between men and women. Now it seems as if she has gotten herself in the family way and is not quite sure who the father is and so for now is quietly asking all of her recent boyfriends what they would want to do about the situation if they were the father.

--This aging C list actor cannot get a date, but he does have money and so he always pays a woman to be his date/relationship for the month prior to and immediately after any movie he is in.

--I know the last one is practically impossible so here is a bonus. This aging former cable star was heard lamenting the other night how her very rich husband has cheated on her from almost day one of their marriage. He married her when she was still something. Now she is a oh, yeah I remember her. She just accepts the cheating because they have an iron clad pre-nup and she has no job prospects and no money.

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red wine · March 2nd, 2007, 05:19 PM

Could the bonus one be Paige Davis from Trading Spaces?

nycgirl · March 2nd, 2007, 08:13 PM

2. kobe and vanessa bryant? courtney cox and david arquette?

greysfang · March 2nd, 2007, 08:59 PM

#1 Cisco Adler
#2 Chris Rock?
#3 Anne Heche, but I don't think she's A List at all.
#4 Not a clue
Bonus: I'd go with Paige Davis, but I don't think her hubby is rich, he's a Broadway actor. Unless he had some family money I never heard about.

ordell · March 2nd, 2007, 09:07 PM

#1 - Fall Out Boy's singer
#2 - Sean Penn & Robin Wright
#3 - Jessica Biel (yep, looks like she actually fucked a guy)

cherrychip · March 2nd, 2007, 09:14 PM

2. Posh & Becks?
3. Drew Barrymore?
4. Jon Lovitz?
Bonus: Tracey Ullman?

Tater Tot · March 2nd, 2007, 09:41 PM

B. sounds like Bobby Brown, but i don't know why it would be blind. It's common knowledge.

MrsDark · March 3rd, 2007, 02:46 AM

I also think #2 is Bobby Brown

Laurent · March 3rd, 2007, 03:12 AM

Quote:

--This female A list celebrity and B list actress has always alternated between men and women. Now it seems as if she has gotten herself in the family way and is not quite sure who the father is and so for now is quietly asking all of her recent boyfriends what they would want to do about the situation if they were the father.

Jennifer Aniston immediately jumped to mind and wouldn't that just be deliciously scandalous?

cataroo · March 3rd, 2007, 10:01 AM

What about Kirsten Dunst for #3?? Look at all the guys she's been spotted with lately...