Entertainment Lawyer 3/1

greysfang · March 1st, 2007, 03:35 PM

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This lead singer of a popular group which has a Gilligan's Island connection has never set very high standards when it comes to the women he dates. The easier the better. This has given him the protection he needs as he totally gives up the ladies and concentrates on men. In the past several weeks he has been spotted in several nightclubs in LA picking up guys for the night. He has to take them to hotels or back to their place, because his current boyfriend would be none to happy to know he has been getting a little something on the side.

This comedian who has been in the news lately has taken out his anger on the staff and crew of his television show. Producers have been ordered to fire anyone who is not working every second of the day. There is no standing around or you are out the door. Of course this rule does not apply to the comedian himself who takes long naps to make it through the 16 hour workdays. The producers understand that resentment is building. With no crew or staff, there would be no show and so only take action when the comedian is around. They also realize that the comedian only notices himself and so the producers yell at the offending party and then shuffle them off where they will not be seen the rest of the day.

#1 - Adam Levine of "Maroon 5"
#2 - Carlos Mencia?

SweetPea · March 1st, 2007, 04:48 PM

^Adam Levine excellent guess.

I thought maybe Bernie Mac. Does Carlos have a show? I see him on the Comedy Network doing standup sometimes.

Nevermind, I think you're right, he does have Mind of Mencia.

InigoMontoya · March 1st, 2007, 10:36 PM

#2 -- Steve Carrell? If I read the blind as "comedian, who has been in the news, lately has been taking out his anger" it might fit. Comedian, Daily Show correspondent...

charge-it · March 2nd, 2007, 02:09 AM

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Originally Posted by greysfang

#1 - Adam Levine of "Maroon 5"

Great guess....!!!

greysfang · March 2nd, 2007, 09:50 AM

I'm guessing Carlos Mencia because he's been in the new a lot lately because he is supposedly a dick and stealing other comedians' material.

browneyedgirly · March 2nd, 2007, 01:52 PM

I don't get it, how is Adam Levine related to Gilligan's Island??

Mira · March 2nd, 2007, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by InigoMontoya

#2 -- Steve Carrell? If I read the blind as "comedian, who has been in the news, lately has been taking out his anger" it might fit. Comedian, Daily Show correspondent...

I would love it if this were about Steve Carrell. I DETEST him.

Dean James · March 2nd, 2007, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by browneyedgirly

I don't get it, how is Adam Levine related to Gilligan's Island??

I don't know either, I googled 'adam levine gilligan's island' and nothing really jumped out, just non-sequitors.

Mira · March 2nd, 2007, 02:12 PM

The people on Gilligan's Island were marooned.

greysfang · March 2nd, 2007, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by browneyedgirly

I don't get it, how is Adam Levine related to Gilligan's Island??

In the original Gilligan's Island theme song only 5 castaways were mentioned, it was until the 2nd or 3rd season that the professor and Mary Ann were added to the theme song. Hence Maroon 5.

Also there has always been speculation that the band's name was because of Gilligan's Island.

Dean James · March 2nd, 2007, 02:46 PM

OH! der... Here I am trying to get all behind the scenes-connect the dots and shit and the answer is in front of my face. Big duh on me.

Mira · March 2nd, 2007, 02:54 PM

Don't worry, it happens to me all the time!

SweetPea · March 2nd, 2007, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by greysfang

I'm guessing Carlos Mencia because he's been in the new a lot lately because he is supposedly a dick and stealing other comedians' material.

Ah yes, you're right.

flecjill · March 2nd, 2007, 03:49 PM

I find it hilarious that every musician jessica simpson has dated is secretly gay.

girljaded · March 3rd, 2007, 08:22 PM

Hi all

I'm new here, but i wanted to say that Greysfang I think you are completly on point on your guesses of who this blind is about. I wasn't complelty sure who Adam Levine was so I Goggled him and according to his Wikipedia page he lives with "close friend" Gene Hong, the producer of Nick Cannon's Wild n' Out. Plus he is a close friend of the delightfully sexually ambigious Jakey G.