Blind Item - Heroin Chic? *revealed*

[shane]

Who do you think this blind item is about ? I don't have a clue because I never understant Ted Casablanca's blind items.

Blind Vice

Gloria Good-Hag has a great career. She's also quite adept at bedding her leading men, most notably Bill Bisexual (Gloria's most recent 300-count-style notch). But is it the dudes who interest the lithe sexpot the most?

No way. And no--this ain't yet another homo-laden nooky story--it's not the girls, either, who do it for Glor. It's the horsies.

Not the gambling kind, darlin's, the shoot-'em-up kind, as in smack. Horse. Heroin.

And just in case you didn't know, heroin happens to be so in right now. Forget painkillers (too Michael J.) or porno (too Tom S.). It's all about the high one gets from snorting or shooting this incredibly potent--and addictive--opiate. Heaven help the guys 'n' gals who are currently obsessed with the stuff, most recently Jordache Junky, the star who screwed the cater-waiter in One Step-by-Skanky-Step Blind Vice a coupla weeks ago. Gloria's more crisp, more aloof than emotional Jordache. She's also more stupid, have to say. The ditzo broad didn't even know how to fool the standard insurance drug testing on her last glossy pic, Isn't Life Seamless?, and she turned up positive for heroin.

Consequently, Isn't's producers had to pay double the premium on Gloria's skinny little bum. And let's say these suits were about as pleased with this development as Isn't's makeup artists were each morning with Gloria's puss.

Enough concealer to make Joan Rivers youthful again was required for the bags under Gloria's strung-out eyes. Particularly since Isn't's makeup look was something akin to a White Linen photo shoot. Nasty!

http://www.eonline.com/Gossip/Awful/...nd.051110.html

Kirsten Dunst

[child_of_dark]

these are some pretty damming allegations, isnt surprising that it wasnt written in an obvious way.

[miss_perfect]

Angelina? But yeah, this is really scathing.

[southernbelle]

Angelina was my first thought

[LynnieD]

I cannot think of anyone....maybe Angelina??

[muchlove]

her last glossy pic, Isn't Life Seamless?

This is obviously a big clue... but I don't get it. It it a photoshoot or a movie? What could 'Isn't Life Seamless' mean?

[Rusty]

The ditzo broad didn't even know how to fool the standard insurance drug testing on her last glossy pic, Isn't Life Seamless?, and she turned up positive for heroin.

What movie would this be if it is Angelina? Is this supposed to hint at an actual title? Oops, sorry Muchlove didn't see your comment there.

Particularly since Isn't's makeup look was something akin to a White Linen photo shoot.

I don't get this. White Linen? Is it a period piece or something? Lots of white face powder maybe? Ugh I suck at these lol! I was also thinking of Cameron Diaz, although she doesn't really fit it except for the 'dating her costars' part.

Gloria's most recent 300-count-style notch

Isn't this another Bedding clue as in sheet thread count to go along with White Linen?

[britlitgal]

maybe angelina..or renee z.?

the "isn't life seamless" is a play on words on some movie title, but which one?

the white linen reference ...hmm. it's a prefume, isn't it? by estee lauder or something? is there a famous star doing perfume ads? wait, what about scarlett j? she's doing ads for something. CK or something? i can't remember.she seems to get with her leading men a lot, too. i REALLY hope it isn't her, though. i will be so bummed!!

edit: mushy, gal! we were posting at the same time wassup, my bitch?

[Rusty]

Originally Posted by Mushy

White Linen is a perfume by Estee Lauder.

Wow so i totally just made something out of nothing My bad, didn't even think of that!

[Rusty]

Yeah i just googled that. She also has a history of dating her leading men but now she's marries to a rock star so...?

[britlitgal]

well, i looked up angelina and scarlett on imdb.com, and none of their movie titles jived with the "isn't life seamless" clue. i am off to try renee.

[Rusty]

gwyneth has a movie titled "running with scissors" in post.

[britlitgal]

gwen's last completed movie is called "running with scissors." ties in to the sewing theme, i guess. other than that, "proof" is the last thing she finished.

as for renee, she just finished "piece of my heart" in which she plays janis joplin. she has a huge history of dating co-stars. hmmm.

i really hope it isn't gwen. she seems too smart for that kind of thing.

^^ooops, posted at same time, rusty

[muchlove]

You guys are on the case!! lol. Look at you go.

[britlitgal]

the thing is, the BV also hints that this person is still promiscuous..and it doesn't mention marriage. maybe it isn't gwen? she just seems all mellow and mama-like now. she's always with apple. i just can't see her shooting up and then watching a barney dvd.