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    Default New Ted Casablanca Blind Vice - 1/11/07

    Blind Spot - Jan 11, 2007
    One Kids 'R' Us Blind Vice



    Congrats are in order! Guess what? I hear our fave hubba-hubba, humpy homo in T-town, Toothy Tile, is seriously considering making things super-
    domesticated with his equally homosational b-f. And no, I don't mean the gorgeous closeted (albeit permanently, it seems) actor is getting a new puppy or Cuisinart.
    Hear ol' T2 is thinking about helping his man-friend adopt something, uh, more...complex. As in a human (aren't we all?). Meaning, a baby! Too sweet!
    I could just cry (since Ellen D. left me on the verge yesterday, ya know) with happiness!
    Couldn't all you hard-asses at home weep with me, too?
    Yeah, rightówouldn't hurt for you malcontents to soften up a bit, but whatever.
    You all going for a boy or a girl, Mr. Tooth?
    And if he or she turns out to be gay, like you, and if he or she wants to become a mucho-talented performer, also like you, Daddy Toothy, I declare, I do wonder what advice you'd offer the kiddo? Hmmm. What could it be?
    Stay away from the Biz, altogether, I wonder?




    And It Ain't



    Are we sick of this yet? Teddy needs a new topic - I am starting to suspect this is an ex-boyfriend for God's sake!

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    Wasn't leonardo dicaprio adopting? hmmm

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    I thought Leo's was adoption by proxy?

    But in TedWorld, that probably counts.
    Baby, by the time you have kids and they're in school, no one will care about you.

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    This toothy thing is getting ridiculous; he's probably frightened the guy back into the closet from making all this drama, good job Ted.

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    I'm more interested in how Ellen left him on the verge of tears yesterday...

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    I've completely stopped reading Ted's column because he just refuses to get off this lets-guess-who-is-gay topic. I AM SO OVER IT!

    Geez. Give us drugs and plastic surgery and affairs and all sorts of other juicy gossip.

    So. Over. This. Column .

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    Quote Originally Posted by StayYoung&Pretty View Post
    Wasn't leonardo dicaprio adopting? hmmm
    Leo's already been ruled out. But I'm with all of you. Just tell us who it is already, or get over it.
    You were lucky to have me. But you know what? I think I already got the best part of you. And she's standing right out there. I don't know... what's left just doesn't look so good anymore. Hope Floats

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    I dont know about anyone else but i'm pretty sure that if the name is ever revealed, i'll say "who?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by StayYoung&Pretty View Post
    I dont know about anyone else but i'm pretty sure that if the name is ever revealed, i'll say "who?"
    Or "Who Cares?"
    You were lucky to have me. But you know what? I think I already got the best part of you. And she's standing right out there. I don't know... what's left just doesn't look so good anymore. Hope Floats

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    Does this mean all the guys in that box are gay?
    Into the sunrise. The sunset is sad to meÖ.it only means the night is coming.

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    So Jake is thinking of adopting eh? Maybe because of the new neice he has??

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    I'll put myself up for adoption if Jake really wants someone to take care of.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StayYoung&Pretty View Post
    I dont know about anyone else but i'm pretty sure that if the name is ever revealed, i'll say "who?"
    :snort: That's for sure!

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    I think Ted Cassablanca is really lame. I admit it took me a while to realize Ted is NEVER going to reveal who Toothy Tile is. For the longest time though long term readers of Ted''s column thought it was Jake Gyllenhaal, and now he has twisted the story. Its clear to me that Perez's BLIND ITEMS are so much better because he iis BLUNT and to the point. Ted needs to just move on and stop BS fans around. Just out the damn guy and be done with it. He's getting let go by E very soon anyhow. He might as well go out with a bang. Although I will say its interesting that once again George Clooney's name emerges although he claims George isn't Toothy. It still does mean that basically people think Clooney is not totally straight. Its interesting he put Clooney in a sandwich between obviosuly gay Clay Aiken and Metrosexual John Stamos.

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    Hey.... I thought I read somewhere that John Stamos wants children.

    "scratches chin:

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