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Thread: One heaping blind vice with a man on the side 01/04/07

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    Reverential Ricardo is such a lucious emeritus hottie (no Clay Aiken he, promise), almost as much as Manfred He-Man (see next Vice), but first, we're zeroing in on R2's once so taut bum—and what he's been doin' with it. See, I'm putting Revey before Manny in this too sex-ay Vice 'cause, well, ya see, Mr. R's been putting us (discreetly, mostly) homo types at the top 'o his list for aeons! So sweet of him to do so!

    Not really. Because, as it is, when Ricardo sees fit to discuss homosexuals, he ain't exactly kind about it. Sort of the same way sanctimonious servants o' God spat as they declare diddling outside of marriage to be a sin, all the while they've often got a mistress or masseur on the side. Know what I mean, my money-siphoning jellybeans?

    Oh, hell, I'm getting off track, per usual. Sorry.

    So, ain't it ironic—and such the man-to-man coinky-dink—that Reverential, so say some of his relatives, directly to moi, has a certain buddy living in his abode, expressly for the purpose of late-night nooky?

    Translation: When the fam's in bed, R.R. rendezvouses with his good-looking (but aging less gracefully than Revey, I might add) lad—kept on salary, by the by, just so R.R. can have discreet homo sex whenever he wants.

    Oh, and what's written on those pay stubs for the stud-service type, you ask? Anything but Best Boy, bien sûr! What the hell else did you expect in this town? Gosh, did Reverential get that idea from certain other male/male megastars, I wonder? Not that I'm implying anything, mind you...

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    With all the RR references- Joseph Simmons, aka Reverend Run?

    But I don't think his bum is taut anymore so hmmm...

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    OK, stating the obvious here, Paul Newman is definitely a clue. Time for Google.... And being in between two black guy references, the word "Oreo" seems to figure in there somewhere... literally or figuratively, or both.

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    i want this to be mel gibson.

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    Mel Gibson would be sweet.

    Maybe Will Smith?

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    Yeah, maybe Will Smith more than ol' Mel, because of the "fam" thing. Does it have to be a black guy?

    And where does this Oreo thing figure in I wonder? Also, "emeritus" implies older so it's definitely somebody formerly hot, probably older... older white guy with fam... mebbe Clint Eastwood or Harrison Ford? There've been rumors about both of them...

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    Translation:
    Person: A really hot guy called RR
    Focus: His tight ass and what he's been doing with it.

    RR disses homosexuals.
    RR's relative told Ted that RR has a live-in male fuck buddy.

    My guess: Jonny Lee Miller
    Aeon = Aeon Flux
    Track (as in getting off track) = Trainspotting

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    Good guess.

    What was Laurence Fishbourne's name in The Matrix? Aeon, or something I think. Can't remember (wasn't a fan of the series). Does he have children?

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    I thought Fishbourne was 'out' though?

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    I'm not aware of that, maybe in the biz but not widely.

    RR could stand for railroad, you forgot to mention that?

    I think it is Jonny Lee Miller like you said, SouthernBelle.

    According to this page:
    http://angelinajolie.start.bg/link.php?id=169998

    one of Angelina's nicknames is jellybean (see last word of second paragraph above, in the BI)

    Only one problem. He doesn't appear to have a "fam"

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    But Johnny Doesn't have fam, and the Clay Aiken reference means he's in the music business. I'm going with 50 cent.

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    Tom Cruise.

    Reverential Ricardo
    Reference to religion and Tommy is famously into $carytology.

    once so taut bum
    Have you seen him lately? He looks like shit compared to what he used to.

    Mr. R's been putting us (discreetly, mostly) homo types at the top 'o his list for aeons!
    Tom's been whispered to be gay, gay, gay for ages.

    Because, as it is, when Ricardo sees fit to discuss homosexuals, he ain't exactly kind about it. Sort of the same way sanctimonious servants o' God spat as they declare diddling outside of marriage to be a sin, all the while they've often got a mistress or masseur on the side. Know what I mean, my money-siphoning jellybeans?
    Tom gets very litigious at the mere mention of him being gay, so I can easily believe he's a self loather.

    If it ain't Tom, I could believe it to be that religious Baldwin. Stephen, I think. He used to be quasi-good looking and he's got religion now bad.
    “What are you looking at, sugar-tits?” - Mel Gibson

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    Quote Originally Posted by SunShine23 View Post
    But Johnny Doesn't have fam, and the Clay Aiken reference means he's in the music business. I'm going with 50 cent.
    No.... it's a movie star. The "and it aints" are all actors, not musicians. The Clay Aiken reference is just a decoy IMO.

    I think Laurent's onto something. But the religious Baldwin is far less interesting and satisfying than ol' Tommy Boy, and the clues lead to Tommy more than the Baldwin bro.

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    ^^oo, thanx Mira. But Tommy gained weight and isn't so taut anymore...

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    Quote Originally Posted by t13nif View Post
    I thought Fishbourne was 'out' though?
    WHEN!??? Is he gay!

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