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    Default One Blind from Lainey 1/3/07

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    I’ve never had a baby, nor do I intend to, and therefore don’t consider myself an expert, but even I know that it’s wrong to over-imbibe when you’re expecting. Then again, it’s also wrong to steal another woman’s husband so why hold our mother-to-be to such lofty standards of propriety? Besides, going by what I hear, she’s probably not smart enough to figure out that alcohol can actually harm your fetus - relief therefore that her empire of origin has been left in more reliable, if manipulative, hands.

    Still… it’s really not the kind of gamble you want to f&ck around with. But as I said before, sound judgment is not her strong suit and well into her 2nd trimester, she was openly throwing back glass after glass of red wine. Over a 5 hour period, eyewitnesses report that it was refilled more times that would be considered “medically, socially, morally” acceptable. Even more interesting though: the person doing the replenishing was none other than the proud father and reigning junior master.

    Word is he keeps her already vacuous mind as stimulated, or as de-stimulated, as possible, which may account for the common phrase heard among those who’ve met her and describe her behaviour: “She is always OUT OF IT”…so much so that he often has to accompany her to do her business.

    After all, opportunistic love also extends to the loo.

    http://www.laineygossip.com/ArticleList.aspx?ID=5480

    Tori Spelling?

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    Paging Julia Roberts.

    She "stole" her hubby from his last wife Vera.
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    Empire of origin suggests that she comes from a rich family, tho. I say Tori Spelling.

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    I think it's Tori Spelling - "empire of origin" - Aaron's empire wasn't left to her. And "proud father and reigning junior master" - she always refers to Tori's husband as K-Fed Junior.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pacific breeze
    Empire of origin suggests that she comes from a rich family, tho.
    Ah, so it does! In that case, I'm in agreement with Merlot-N-Bali that it's probably Tori.
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    What is wrong with this chick? How dumb can you be?
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    Well, my very first thought was Jordan...but that's because she was the only pregnant celeb I could think of. But this is definitely Tori. No doubt. Lainey has a serious hard on for her too, so you just know it's her. You guys are good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by missbazilb View Post
    I think it's Tori Spelling - "empire of origin" - Aaron's empire wasn't left to her. And "proud father and reigning junior master" - she always refers to Tori's husband as K-Fed Junior.
    So true. I think its Tori. And she totally has the looks of a drunk. So sad. Wow.

    I hate her even more now, than I did after she went on Leno and talked about her dog's wardrobe and her nailpolish with crushed diamonds in it.

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    Totally Tori "relief therefore that her empire of origin has been left in more reliable, if manipulative, hands." Referring to her mother getting control of her dads fortune. Also, she did steal Dean from his wife.

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    Paging Britney Spears anyone? It seems to be a past tense BI to me.

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    Tori Spelling without doubt.
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    Yea, it's not Britney, though I can see how she'd be a thought. KFed wasn't married, though obviously taken.....

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    Yeah.. good guesses everyone. I think it's Tori too.

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    I was going to say Rachel Weisz, as she was recently crucified for saying drinking while pregnant is okay, but I just don't see her as the out of control type.
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    I thought Tori too.
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