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    Default Blind item from Lainey (A bit smutty)

    Helping Herself

    Poor thing.

    Her constant companion can't exactly help in that department, she's had a shitty year, with no proper professional guidance, alone on the job right now and lonely and publicly rejected and horny too...

    What's a girl to do?

    Well this week, she took matters into her own hands, no pun intended.

    I'm actually kinda proud of her for going the healthy route. Because there is NOTHING, NOTHING wrong with taking care of your own business...with batteries.

    And just in case you're still not getting my drift -think pleasure in plastic with a pulse and a buzz.

    Make sense?

    The best part though is that she's either lazy as f&ck or really not afraid to hide it. Because she keeps it on her bed in plain view, not unusual for me and you I suppose but when you're a celebrity away from home, when you don't have to lift a finger to for a damn thing, you tend to be surrounded by an army of people doing your bidding.

    And they all have eyes

    http://www.laineygossip.com/ArticleList.aspx?ID=5387

    Ok, my first thought was Denise Richards coz, lets face it it's not been a good year for her; but then I read the "publicly rejected" bit..... so I'm going with Pammy on this one.
    And do I need to say it? Tidy Up After Yourself Girl!!!! Ewwwww!!!

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    My first thought was Jude Law and Sienna Miller: "constant companion"?
    I saw a film today, oh boy.

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    Jessica Simpson. Ken Paves is her constant companion but can't help her in that department because he's gay. And she has had a shitty year.

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    ^^ Would fit. Also "no proper professional guidance" - Papa Perve hardly knows how to manage her career properly.

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    It's a vibrator...LADIES!!!
    Her constant companion-lol-...she took the matter in her own hands-lol...the batteries-lol...that's the companion
    Now..lemme guess: who has a vibrator??


    By HW standard-everyone has minimum 3-one plasticky and boring (best of their friend, wore out), a girly one with fluff ( to show at parties and impress the gang) and a diamante encrusted one for the rough occassions

    I'll leave the rest of guessing to my fellow GR-just remember who declared recently that she owns/loves her vibrator
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    Jessica Simpson!!!!!
    Mischief. Mayhem. Tattoos. Soap.

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    Could be Lindsay, too. I thought of her because of this reference:

    no proper professional guidance

    Jessica Simpson is an excellent guess, too, because it says lonely and publicly rejected , which could mean the John Mayer story. Or it means Harry Morton and Blohan.

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    Kathy Griffin is my guess.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Biatch View Post
    It's a vibrator...LADIES!!!
    Her constant companion-lol-...she took the matter in her own hands-lol...the batteries-lol...that's the companion
    You misunderstood. Her constant companion is a person. They're saying he/she cant help her get off so she got a vibrator.

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    First instinct was Pam Anderson....but now that I am reading the guesses I like Jessica Simpson.

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    Aniston. Vince used to be her constant companion. Hasn't had a decent movie and she' still on the pity party parade=shitty year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Biatch View Post
    It's a vibrator...LADIES!!!

    I'll leave the rest of guessing to my fellow GR-just remember who declared recently that she owns/loves her vibrator
    LOL!!!! You crack me up!

    I don't know who recently 'fessed up to buying a vibrator.... but I know LL bought handcuffs.... is that close?

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    ^ I agree. Jennifer Aniston. Constant Companion can't help her in "that department" meaning Vince Vaughn - which many think is gay. Friends with money and the vibrator scene.
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    OMG!

    "Publicly rejected" -> Reece Witherspoon..... (LOL!!! )

    Ok, professionally handled, but I thought it was funny for a moment!

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    Definitely Jessica Simpson!
    But what's wrong with having a vibrator readily available for your own (reliable ) satisfaction?!?
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