New Toothy Tile Blind Vice 11/04

**britlitgal** · November 4th, 2005, 10:09 AM

One Forced Fagola Blind Vice

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're tired of Toothy Tile. But, darlings, the way folks are yappin' lately, this might be one of my last chances to discuss the closeted and increasingly curious conundrums of T2!

Tragic, I know.

Now what you might not realize is that T.T. and his boyfriend have their own share of Jude Law-and-Sadie Frost-style drama. They were on for forevah. Then they broke up. And now, phew, they're on! (And Toothy's public "girlfriend" is fadin' into the background fast.)

But here's the (big) prob: Everyone loves a good drama. And some people couldn't give a Simpson's ass about Nick and Jessica. These folks--all fancy, rich and A-list, mind you--like dishin' on Toothy and his b-f instead. Where have they been having sex in their butch automobiles lately? Jeez. Their li'l relationship is like the cocktail fodder at WeHo's most elite, gay gatherings.
(It isnt: Rob Thomas Scott Speedman Joaquin Phoenix)

Some het ones, too.

Why, darlings, at all the best Halloween do's, particularly one held by a mucho impressive movie director, it's the only thing folks could blab on about--all the poor Cher impersonators were driven to near tears 'cause no one paid them no damn mind!

Also, big-name big-timers are openly chatting about T2's homo-rrific love life. No whispers required. It's, forgive the pun, out there. Everywhere.

So, if everyone who's anyone is openly talkin' Toothy, can it be long before the rest of America catches up? I for one hope we have a little more time. I'd kinda miss Toothy.

(Hey, Tooth, glad you're back with that man of yours--for good this time? It's sure what he thinks.)

**LynnieD** · November 4th, 2005, 10:13 AM

It's so Jake Gylenhall.

**beauty_lies8** · November 4th, 2005, 10:44 AM

^^yeah that guy.

**bunnicq** · November 4th, 2005, 03:45 PM

I think Ted has said it's NOT Gyllllennnnaahhaalll (right? or has he never said it's not?), so my best new guess is that dude from Prison Break, Wentworth Miller. There's been a lot of talk about him, and with that name you know he's gay. Oy.

**SVZ** · November 4th, 2005, 03:56 PM

wenworth miller is apparently guy i think, there's a story on these boards about him holding hands and getting close with another man, just search for wentworth

**LynnieD** · November 5th, 2005, 12:37 PM

Ok, because I have no life whatsoever, I went through all the Blind Vices about Toothy Tile on the E! website to see if Ted had ever said it WASN'T Jake Gyllenhall or to see if there was anything else interesting that he has said along the way. One thing is sure: Ted has never said that it WASN'T Jake. So its obviously him, because I also read all of the potential guesses that viewers wrote in thinking it was and probably everyone else in the world was mentioned EXCEPT Jake Gyllenhall. Every other male actor was guessed...

So.....

**ohmygoodness** · November 5th, 2005, 12:43 PM

Noooooo. But I love Jake!

I'll bring him back to our side! I will!

**WickedHo** · November 9th, 2005, 04:42 PM

Originally Posted by LynnieD

Ok, because I have no life whatsoever, I went through all the Blind Vices about Toothy Tile on the E! website to see if Ted had ever said it WASN'T Jake Gyllenhall or to see if there was anything else interesting that he has said along the way. One thing is sure: Ted has never said that it WASN'T Jake. So its obviously him, because I also read all of the potential guesses that viewers wrote in thinking it was and probably everyone else in the world was mentioned EXCEPT Jake Gyllenhall. Every other male actor was guessed...

So.....

SO DID I! HAHAHHAHAHAHAAHA!! I even saved it in a Word document so I could put the pieces together and start a thread!! Alas, it was way too long and I haven't had the impetus to condense it yet...

Could Toothy be Jared Leto? Or did Ted say it isn't Jared Leto? I think he said it ain't, but I don't remember. Lemme go check...

**stardust** · November 10th, 2005, 06:53 PM

where is the link for this ted guy?

I know it's on e!, but I just studied all day long for a test and actually have no brains left to find anything on the web tonight...