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    Default A gaggle of blind items from Village Voice

    Riddle of the sphincters

    But now there's a whole new low—my blind items, in which everyone's hideous misdeeds are presented without names, to make it all a giant crime against your sanity. These pesky queries are even more daunting than that epic poem about Petra What's-her-name , which makes me even more anxious to sadistically serve them.

    And so: Who, when he got out of that police car, tripped, and so did his toupee? (His hairpiece in the back flew up, leaving only the hair plugs in the front. His people have tried to buy up the photos ever since.)

    What local news presence once took a leave of absence and came back married, though he's still remembered from Ivy League queer dances and suburban gay bars?

    What aging beauty and director are married strictly for convenience, trust me?

    What acclaimed foreign star, whom some find quite hunky, is a big old closeted hombre?

    What hunting accident, swears an insider, was actually the fault of the secret mistress of the guy who took the blame?

    What '80s novelist turned bright red screaming at an uptown diarist for having written that the guy's latest tome was a bit of a stiff?

    What male Broadway performer has a boyfriend, but has been doing it with another hot guy in the same revival? (No, it's not Raúl ; the Company men are talented but not exactly sizzling.)

    What cover story was supposedly written by a Scientologist, which explains a lot?

    Which gay porn actor claims he's been hired by that ex-child star, that disabled singer, and that action star (who was very enthusiastic about the sucking aspect of it)?

    What '60s TV kook used to get her vagina kicked by an abusive film star?

    What quirky film actress had a 30th birthday party gala the day she turned 37?

    What brooding actor supposedly contacted all his gay friends when he became famous, informing them that he could not possibly see them anymore for his career's sake?

    What society goddess lies—well, let's say exaggerates a teensy bit—when it comes to her top-drawer family and big-buck background?

    What adorable film actor was once the rent boy for a rich Irish farmer?


    http://www.villagevoice.com/nyclife/...,75155,15.html


    BLIND ITEM OVERLOAD!!! Ahhhh!!!
    Thought I would share anyway. Some funny ones in there.

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    I'll take a stab at some of these:

    And so: Who, when he got out of that police car, tripped, and so did his toupee? (His hairpiece in the back flew up, leaving only the hair plugs in the front. His people have tried to buy up the photos ever since.) Mel Gibson

    What local news presence once took a leave of absence and came back married, though he's still remembered from Ivy League queer dances and suburban gay bars? ????

    What aging beauty and director are married strictly for convenience, trust me? Kate Capshaw & Steven Spielberg

    What acclaimed foreign star, whom some find quite hunky, is a big old closeted hombre? Antonio Banderas

    What hunting accident, swears an insider, was actually the fault of the secret mistress of the guy who took the blame? Dick Cheney

    What '80s novelist turned bright red screaming at an uptown diarist for having written that the guy's latest tome was a bit of a stiff? Jackie Collins? Diarist--Candace Bushnell

    What male Broadway performer has a boyfriend, but has been doing it with another hot guy in the same revival? (No, it's not Raúl ; the Company men are talented but not exactly sizzling.) Nathan Lane?

    What cover story was supposedly written by a Scientologist, which explains a lot? Got to be Cruise.

    Which gay porn actor claims he's been hired by that ex-child star, that disabled singer, and that action star (who was very enthusiastic about the sucking aspect of it)? ????

    What '60s TV kook used to get her vagina kicked by an abusive film star? ???? I wasn't born until '73.

    What quirky film actress had a 30th birthday party gala the day she turned 37? She's not quirky, but first instinct was Catherine Zeta Jones.

    What brooding actor supposedly contacted all his gay friends when he became famous, informing them that he could not possibly see them anymore for his career's sake? Kevin Spacey? Although, I wouldn't say he's brooding.

    What society goddess lies—well, let's say exaggerates a teensy bit—when it comes to her top-drawer family and big-buck background? ????

    What adorable film actor was once the rent boy for a rich Irish farmer? Colin Farrell

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    What '80s novelist turned bright red screaming at an uptown diarist for having written that the guy's latest tome was a bit of a stiff? Jackie Collins? Diarist--Candace Bushnell

    Well, this says 'the guy's latest tome', so I don't think it would be Jackie Collins [who is a woman, lol].

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    ^^Didn't catch that one, THANKS!!

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    What local news presence once took a leave of absence and came back married, though he's still remembered from Ivy League queer dances and suburban gay bars? I just looked on all four websites for the local stations here in NYC and couldn't find a newscaster who went to an Ivy league school. This may require more digging.

    What aging beauty and director are married strictly for convenience, trust me? Annette and Warren?

    What acclaimed foreign star, whom some find quite hunky, is a big old closeted hombre? Antonio (old) but also Javier Bardem (old), Gael Garcia Bernal, Diego Luna- all hunky hombres.

    What hunting accident, swears an insider, was actually the fault of the secret mistress of the guy who took the blame? Can only think of Cheney. Who else has had a hunting accident this year?

    What cover story was supposedly written by a Scientologist, which explains a lot? Gots to be Cruise.

    Which gay porn actor claims he's been hired by that ex-child star, that disabled singer, and that action star (who was very enthusiastic about the sucking aspect of it)? Ex-child star: one of the Coreys? Disabled singer: does mentally disabled count? Otherwise maybe Pavarotti because he's so big it's hard for him to move? Action Star: totally Vin Diesel.

    What quirky film actress had a 30th birthday party gala the day she turned 37? Parker Posey? born in 1968.

    What brooding actor supposedly contacted all his gay friends when he became famous, informing them that he could not possibly see them anymore for his career's sake? Sean Penn? Heath Ledger?


    What adorable film actor was once the rent boy for a rich Irish farmer? Colin Farrell, Johnathan Rhys Meyers?

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    I'll try a few:
    -What aging beauty and director are married strictly for convenience, trust me? Diane Sawyer and Mike Nichols
    -What acclaimed foreign star, whom some find quite hunky, is a big old closeted hombre? Antonio Banderas or Benicio del Toro
    -What hunting accident, swears an insider, was actually the fault of the secret mistress of the guy who took the blame? Dick Cheney
    -What male Broadway performer has a boyfriend, but has been doing it with another hot guy in the same revival? Hugh Jackman
    -What cover story was supposedly written by a Scientologist, which explains a lot? The Suri Cruise story in "Vanity Fair"
    -What brooding actor supposedly contacted all his gay friends when he became famous, informing them that he could not possibly see them anymore for his career's sake? Orlando Bloom
    -What society goddess lies—well, let's say exaggerates a teensy bit—when it comes to her top-drawer family and big-buck background? Paris Hilton

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    Quote Originally Posted by cherrychip View Post
    I'll try a few:
    -What aging beauty and director are married strictly for convenience, trust me? Diane Sawyer and Mike Nichols
    -What acclaimed foreign star, whom some find quite hunky, is a big old closeted hombre? Antonio Banderas or Benicio del Toro
    -What hunting accident, swears an insider, was actually the fault of the secret mistress of the guy who took the blame? Dick Cheney
    -What male Broadway performer has a boyfriend, but has been doing it with another hot guy in the same revival? Hugh Jackman
    -What cover story was supposedly written by a Scientologist, which explains a lot? The Suri Cruise story in "Vanity Fair"
    -What brooding actor supposedly contacted all his gay friends when he became famous, informing them that he could not possibly see them anymore for his career's sake? Orlando Bloom
    -What society goddess lies—well, let's say exaggerates a teensy bit—when it comes to her top-drawer family and big-buck background? Paris Hilton
    I don't think Orlando fits any of them, which kind of surprised me. I think "brooding" is a clue and Orlando's not brooding, and he's still got gay friends from what I understand.

    I agree with every single one louiswinthorpe111 said. Irish has got to be a clue and who else could it be besides Colin? It also sounds like another "gossip" article I read a while back about Colin before fame.

    Kevin was the first that came to my mind when it said "brooding" because he doesn't really project a sort of happiness, and most of his movie roles are quite "dark." I also don't really think he hangs out with a lot of gay people and apparently he's gotten pissed before at being questioned about his sexual orientation.

    I also have no ides who the 60's one could be.

    Cruise of course is obvious.

    Antonio Banderas is a damn good guess.

    The only one I'm really not sure about is the directing one. I first though Julia Roberts and her husband but then I couldn't remember if he was a director or... something else on set.

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    I first though Julia Roberts and her husband but then I couldn't remember if he was a director or... something else on set.

    I think he is/was a camera man.

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    And so: Who, when he got out of that police car, tripped, and so did his toupee? (His hairpiece in the back flew up, leaving only the hair plugs in the front. His people have tried to buy up the photos ever since.) Yes - Mel Gibson

    What local news presence once took a leave of absence and came back married, though he's still remembered from Ivy League queer dances and suburban gay bars? ?

    What aging beauty and director are married strictly for convenience, trust me? ?

    What acclaimed foreign star, whom some find quite hunky, is a big old closeted hombre? ?

    What hunting accident, swears an insider, was actually the fault of the secret mistress of the guy who took the blame? Cheney has a mistress - Yuck!

    What '80s novelist turned bright red screaming at an uptown diarist for having written that the guy's latest tome was a bit of a stiff? uptown diarist Busnell for sure.

    What male Broadway performer has a boyfriend, but has been doing it with another hot guy in the same revival? (No, it's not Raúl ; the Company men are talented but not exactly sizzling.) What about Broderick?

    What cover story was supposedly written by a Scientologist, which explains a lot? Vanity Fair

    Which gay porn actor claims he's been hired by that ex-child star, that disabled singer, and that action star (who was very enthusiastic about the sucking aspect of it)? Big Red

    What '60s TV kook used to get her vagina kicked by an abusive film star? Joanne Whorley?

    What quirky film actress had a 30th birthday party gala the day she turned 37? Meg Ryan

    What brooding actor supposedly contacted all his gay friends when he became famous, informing them that he could not possibly see them anymore for his career's sake? Heath Ledger, Keanu Reeves?

    What society goddess lies—well, let's say exaggerates a teensy bit—when it comes to her top-drawer family and big-buck background? Paris Hilton

    What adorable film actor was once the rent boy for a rich Irish farmer? Is Colin adorable?
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    You guys rock!! The only one I thought for sure was the 'hunting accident' thing, which is so obviously Dick Cheney.

    Way to go!!

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    What aging beauty and director are married strictly for convenience, trust me? Madonna and Guy Ritchie

    What acclaimed foreign star, whom some find quite hunky, is a big old closeted hombre? Banderas, that would explain why he's still with Melanie Griffith

    What hunting accident, swears an insider, was actually the fault of the secret mistress of the guy who took the blame? Cheney, ew

    What cover story was supposedly written by a Scientologist, which explains a lot? Hmm, which Cruise cover? One of the Suri ones


    What quirky film actress had a 30th birthday party gala the day she turned 37? Catherine Zeta-Jones, I knew it, I knew it, I knew it.

    What society goddess lies—well, let's say exaggerates a teensy bit—when it comes to her top-drawer family and big-buck background? Banned fo sho'. The guy who recently wrote a book about her claimed the same.

    What adorable film actor was once the rent boy for a rich Irish farmer? Colin, sounds just like him

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    Here's what 'Blind Item Rehash' says are the answers, I'd say if these are true- we have a lot of savvy guessers here!
    http://artwc.org/Billie/BLINDITEMS/2006/NOVDEC.html

    37. MICHAEL MUSTO/VILLAGE VOICE 11/27
    1. Who, when he got out of that police car, tripped, and so did his toupee? (His hairpiece in the back flew up, leaving only the hair plugs in the front. His people have tried to buy up the photos ever since.) Mel Gibson

    2. What aging beauty and director are married strictly for convenience, trust me? Michelle Pfeiffer and David Kelley; Diana Sawyer and Mike Nichols; Jamie Lee Curtis and Christopher Guest

    3. What acclaimed foreign star, whom some find quite hunky, is a big old closeted hombre? Javier Bardem; Gael García Bernal; Benicio del toro

    4. What hunting accident, swears an insider, was actually the fault of the secret mistress of the guy who took the blame? Dick Cheney

    5. What '80s novelist turned bright red screaming at an uptown diarist for having written that the guy's latest tome was a bit of a stiff? Jay MacInerney

    6. What cover story was supposedly written by a Scientologist, which explains a lot? Vanity Fair TomKat baby story

    7. Which gay porn actor claims he's been hired by that ex-child star, that disabled singer, and that action star (who was very enthusiastic about the sucking aspect of it)?
    gay porn actor:
    ex-child star: Neil Patrick Harris
    disabled singer: Andrea Bocelli
    action star: Vin Diesel


    8. What '60s TV kook used to get her vagina kicked by an abusive film star? Judy Carne and Burt Reynolds

    9. What quirky film actress had a 30th birthday party gala the day she turned 37?

    10. What brooding actor supposedly contacted all his gay friends when he became famous, informing them that he could not possibly see them anymore for his career's sake? Wentworth Miller

    11. What society goddess lies—well, let's say exaggerates a teensy bit—when it comes to her top-drawer family and big-buck background? Paris Hilton

    12. What adorable film actor was once the rent boy for a rich Irish farmer? Jonathon Rhys Myers

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    ^ Oh I completely forgot about Went! That's so obvious.

    And I didn't even think of Jonathon; I forgot he was Irish! And I certainly don't think he's adorable (far, far from it) but I guess some could think that.

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    I guessed pretty much the same as everyone else except maybe Goldie Hawn for the kooky 60's actress for her Laugh-In stint.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bite me spidey View Post
    ^ Oh I completely forgot about Went! That's so obvious.

    And I didn't even think of Jonathon; I forgot he was Irish! And I certainly don't think he's adorable (far, far from it) but I guess some could think that.
    I KNOW! After I read about Wentworth it was only too obvious. Duh! Of course...

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