Blind Items Revealed!

**Grove** · October 8th, 2005, 06:29 PM

TED CASABLANCA/E! ONLINE 08/18
Chunky Charlie is known for baiting Hollywood's more rarefied fishies. But for a minute there, C2 decided to settle down with a purty little mermaid. Even had a few guppies as a result. But then it all came plummeting down faster than the Titanic, I declare. C.C. couldn't keep his fins in his pants--like, at all--so, Missus Mermaid ditched his increasingly déclassé ass and took a settlement the size of the Caribbean in the process. Ouchie-wouchie! Charles felt the requisite chastising and pain. His friends told him this was no way to exist--floundering from one fillet to the next. Try it again, they said. Settle down! Like a fool, Charlie listened. Found himself a nice simple little thing. Pretty as a perch, too. Only problem being, the shark deep inside Charlie is at it, yet again. And now he has a new MO, so, ladies, watch out: Whereas olden times had C.C. seducing with bravura fitting a barracuda, Mr. C.'s increasing waistline now requires a more polished, yet just as effective reeling-in--aw shucks, Nemo style. It's landing Charles some real prizes, trust me. Kevin Costner

NY POST/PAGE SIX 08/25
--WHICH sexy songbird is getting much more than security from her two massive bodyguards? . . . Mariah Carey

WHICH hip-hop producer's wife discovered him having a torrid affair with a man-eating indie actress? The rap royal's wife has been phoning in death threats to his mistress for weeks . . .
hip-hop producer: Dame Dash
wife: Rache Roy
man-eating indie actress: Chloe Sevigny

WATCH WITH KRISTIN/E! ONLINE 08/29
Can't resist this one any longer. At one of the events I attended in Hawaii, this star of a former fan favorite brought along a guy who seemed to be some sort of assistant/manager/flack ... That is, until one of my fellow reporters recognized this youngish lad as a former gay porn star and current date for hire. Hint: I don't think I've ever written about the show he's best known for. Shhh... Neil Patrick Harris ("Doogie Howser, MD")/David Burtka. Burtka starred in a R-rated gay indie film ("24 Nights")

3 A.M. GIRLS 09/01WHICH Brit actress harbours a secret penchant for Class A drugs? The beauty gets through several grams of cocaine a week and her habit is the source of constant rows with her on-off lover. Sienna Miller

POPBITCH 09/09
Which newsworthy Brit actor has had a number of secret sexual encounters with other famous actors, including a pretty-boy American chick-flick favourite,who is married to a feisty blonde actress?
Brit actor: Jude Law
pretty-boy American: Ryan Phillippe
feisty blonde actress: Reese Witherspoon

3 A.M. GIRLS 09/13
WHICH swivel-hipped singer has recently invested in a fetching set of hair-plugs? The balding star tried every treatment under the sun to look good for his big come-back but when all else failed he had to go under the surgeon's knife. Ricky Martin

TED CASABLANCA/E! ONLINE 09/15
In kindergarten, we all learn to treat others the way we want to be treated, correct? I'm gonna guess that Bigmouth Bruce was absent that day. He musta been. Why else would he walk into a cable network that is so not about the gossip and proceed to pitch a scandal-driven gossip show? Yep. B.B. (who has been nominated for an Academy Award, mind you) flashed his Joker-esque grin as he greased up his pitch to execs: "I'm friends with everyone in Hollywood, and I can tell you all their secrets!" The development folks nearly peed in their corduroy pants--and I'm not talkin' good involuntary urination release, either. Plus, Big-Mouth showed up for his meeting alone, which is highly unusual in pitch land. Now, I know you babes roll yer eyes when I mention nose candy in these Blinds, but this is a special occasion. B.-M. Bruce was wired. Eyes buggin', hands flailing--he was more fired up than the insane characters he's played (and Bruce has had some amazing roles), saying he'd even be outing some folks. How very charming. Executive Row was not interested. They declined, probably too politely. But Big-Mouth finally got the hint and took off. Wonder if his "friends" know he's peddling their sorry asses for his next gig, huh? Burt Reynolds

3 A.M. GIRLS 09/17
WHICH A-list actress has sparked rumours of an eating disorder on the set of her latest film? The rail-thin pouty babe orders enough nosh for "at least three people" in her trailer at mealtimes and spends "four times longer on bathroom breaks" than other actors and crew. Angelina Jolie

3 A.M. GIRLS 10/06
WHICH brooding actor may not be as manly as his new, young girlfriend likes to think? While he might lord it on screen, an ex-lover has spilled the beans to pals about his need for chemical assistance in the bedroom. Sean Bean

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**LynnieD** · October 8th, 2005, 06:39 PM

Huh......

**007mommy** · October 8th, 2005, 09:26 PM

i love this stuff!!!

**SVZ** · October 8th, 2005, 09:31 PM

wait..Jude Law and Ryan Philippe were fucking?

**miss_perfect** · October 8th, 2005, 09:49 PM

I'd believe that. Ryan was pretty cozy with this flamingly gay DJ down here, back in '99.

**Lobelia** · October 8th, 2005, 10:05 PM

**jetis** · October 9th, 2005, 01:37 AM

The very first one sounds like it might be Jude Law, maybe. Hes gained some weight and had kids.....

**SVZ** · October 9th, 2005, 01:47 AM

it's kevin costner

**DVS_one** · October 9th, 2005, 02:01 AM

LMAO... wow .. most of them were guessed

u guys are great... i so want to live and be in some sort of the biz (clerical) just to know this shit...

seriously not happy about the Jolie one tho.. damn and i really like her.. man stealing and all...

**muchlove** · October 9th, 2005, 02:26 AM

I don't think Angelina would have an eating disorder. I have nothing to base that on, other than the fact that she's always been thin and wouldn't have any of those weight issues growing up. Also, judging from past interviews, she's talked about wishing she had more curves. Doesn't strike me as someone that would starve themselves to lose weight.

She did get rather thin around the time she did Girl, Interrupted, and later she said she was depressed and just not eating much. But she doesn't seem depressed now, so... I dunno.

None of these are necessarily true anyway... they're still just gossip.