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    Default A Ted Blind Item (but not an actual Blind Vice) 10/18

    I’m sure you all know Paramount’s ancient-geezer top dawg, Sumner Redstone, of Viacom infamy, very loudly dismissed Tom Cruise from the company’s movie stables, which are, at the moment, headed by the height-challenged Brad Grey, the CEO-producer with movie star looks and a rep for being next on Redstone’s heartless chopping block. Sure ya knew. I mean, it’s such the old story. Per usual, Hollywood’s a hideous tank o’ over-surgeried sharks, right? Oui, oui ! Indeed, so ready for (further) bloodied waters over at the venerable studio on Melrose are they, that Mr. Mystery megastar joked, within audible earshot of several T-town types at a Biz function, that nervous honcho Grey was “just about the right height to kiss Sumner Redstone’s ass.” What a honkin’ hairy quote, huh? Pretty dirty of me not to tell you who said it, eh? Or did I?

    http://www.eonline.com/gossip/awful/index.jsp (from 10/18)

    It's totally Jason Bratman - 'honking hairy' and 'dirty' anyone? This is TOTALLY the clearest I've ever heard Ted be...
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    Gosh, I don't know who Jason Bratman is! Not sure who this is about...

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    Ted, share those drugs with me!

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    hmmmm???????????????????????????
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    Do you mean Jordan Bratman? Christina Aguilera's hubby?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tati View Post
    Do you mean Jordan Bratman? Christina Aguilera's hubby?
    That's what I was wondering??? Jordan??? But why would he be involved w/Sumner Redstone and all those hoodlums??

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    ^^And I don't think we can call him "Mr Mystery Megastar"...^^

    I wonder if Ted is saying that Tom Cruise said it, since he's the one that he mentions in the blurb.
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    Yea, Jordan Bratman is barely on the radar, so I am doubting it is him....

    I have no idea who the hell this is about....

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    Dirty & Hairy seems like Dirty Harry to me so I am going with Clint Eastwood....
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    Quote Originally Posted by LynnieD View Post
    That's what I was wondering??? Jordan??? But why would he be involved w/Sumner Redstone and all those hoodlums??
    I think she meant Jason Bateman.
    But, the obvious answer is Clint Eastwood....
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    lol of course i meant jason... but i really woulda sworn his name was jordan... weird... >.> and he's some sort of exec so i could totally see him elbowing with those people. i just think he's funny that he's talking smack.
    cry me a river, build me a bridge, and GET OVER IT.

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    I'm so thick that I didn't get how obvious it was at first before others pointed it out, but the "dirty" and "hairy" (=Dirty Harry, get it?) references have clinched it for me.

    Plus, Clint Eastwood would have just enough clout to be talking smack about studio honchos at an industry party.

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    omg, i thought this was the easiest 'blind' item ever and then beeyotch whips out a clint eastwood and i'm all wishy washy again! damn it... i'm terrible at these...
    cry me a river, build me a bridge, and GET OVER IT.

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