From Oh No They didn't:
Ethics in plastic surgery
She reigns supreme in her own circle, an easy target among the rest…and probably deservedly so. Given the year she’s had, one would expect her to have learned from her mistakes, and focus more on her talent than her other titillating physical features. However, our girl is truly a daughter of the business, and I suppose in this town, it’s never a bad thing to start early. Which is why she’s no virgin to surgical enhancement, several times over.
A curious thing happened recently though. She went back to her usual doctor and all of a sudden he grew a conscience, refusing to perform some routine maintenance work around the face. (eyes, lips, and neck if you’re interested) As you can imagine, she completely lost it. “How do expect me to do my job??? Can’t you see I look tired? Can’t you see how they’re photographing me???” But he still wouldn’t budge. And so she cried a few tears, called some friends, got a brand new referral, and was back in a new chair in 2 days. Hollywood is nothing if not an efficient town.
Abusing the help
Her husband would be shocked to learn how she behaves when he’s not home. Because on the outside, she is “supposedly” erudite, and classy, and goes on about being well mannered and respectful, but when she’s alone, without the eyes and ears of an audience, in the presence of only her household employees, this not so ladylike lady is a slob of the worst kind. But even more than this – she is mean, she is rude, and she treats people badly.
If the staff is making too much noise cleaning and dusting or simply cooking for her highness – she thunders down the stairs and puts her finger between the eyes of the offender, threatening termination of employment and a horrible referral. When she’s going through a “fat” day, it is pure mayhem. The breakfast tray that’s delivered to her in the morning gets smashed to the ground and if there are resulting stains from her tantrum, the blame falls on the help.
As awful as this sounds, it’s actually rather pedestrian when you consider what it’s like to work for the rich and the famous. Up to now, it’s been bearable. And then she crossed the line. She likes to smoke, you see. Especially when she’s on the phone. But she hates smoking outside. And she also can’t stay still. So she came up with the following brilliant request: every time she lit up, a staff person was required to follow her around, catching the ashes as she randomly flicked them about the house. Given that this happens several times a day, the other work was getting neglected. And the poor employee was forced to stay late. With no extra pay. I’m sure it wouldn’t surprise you to learn that the staffer quit after a couple of weeks of this kind of abuse. And rightly so. Why does being cheap and badly behaved always go hand in hand???
Again…one guess. Good luck.
And it’s not Victoria Beckham.
**Could the first be Pam Anderson?? And Robert DeNiro's wife the 2nd? Or are those too obvious??