The Non-Marital Bed - Lainey Blind

[greysfang]

This is a GOOD one!

The Non-Marital Bed

A groom with a rumoured roving eye and perhaps an requited heart? Well... disrespecting your elders is one thing but disrespecting your vows may be another entirely.


It's that age old debate, you know?


What is emotional cheating anyway? Is it considered emotional cheating when you can't throw away the bed you used to share with the love of your life - the one you DIDN'T marry? Is it emotional cheating when you keep a custom made 4 poster extra King locked in storage and cannot bear to give it away? Is it emotional cheating to hang on such things but sleep next to another? Is it emotional cheating to go on a rip roaring rage upon discovering that the ex has moved on? With marriage prospects of her own? To fall into a funk, despite the carefully choreographed photo opps of the warring women in your life?


Just asking...


And it's NOT Brad Pitt.

I just knew it was Brad. Who else could it be?

[Laurent]

Gawd, it sounds like Ben Affleck/Jennifer Garner/Jennifer Lopez!

Surely Ben isn't still hung up on that hag.

[Sunrider]

Originally Posted by greysfang

I just knew it was Brad. Who else could it be?

She say's it's not Brad?

Laurent, she says the ex is not married - Jennifer Lopaz is married isn't she?

[PaperDoll]

i was thinking ashton kutcher. he used to date brittany murphy and they wore those wedding rings from the movie they were in after it was over?

[Laurent]

Originally Posted by Sunrider

Laurent, she says the ex is not married - Jennifer Lopaz is married isn't she?

Yeah, JHo is married, but it might still be her.

Is it emotional cheating to go on a rip roaring rage upon discovering that the ex has moved on? With marriage prospects of her own?

It doesn't really say when he went on the 'rip roaring rage'. Maybe this happened when JHo & the corpse got together.

[LynnieD]

Ok, I thought I had this all figured out, but then I re-read it and I am back to zero.

A newly married male.....love of his life (whom he wasn't married to) is moving on possibly to marriage.....jeepers.

[greysfang]

What about Matt Damon? He was really into Winona for a few years.

[myappletree]

This is Keith Urban. I'm currently compiling evidence. I just have to remember that model's name, who was the love of his life.

[greysfang]

It was Nikki Taylor.

[myappletree]

A-HA! Niki Taylor. From Lainey, on March 26 '06:

http://www.laineygossip.com/ThumbJpe...140&height=180Nicole & Keith: the Nashville insider

Just because Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban don’t have the sinister Scientology soundtrack brainwashing them on their ipods, it doesn't mean they are any less disingenuous than her ex and his child carrier. Not at all. As you know, the wedding was rescheduled from March to June with Nic blazing forward and Keith continuing to stall, one day committted, the next day full of doubt. It's the classic battle y'all: fame and fortune vs. freedom to f&ck. What's a redblooded horndog to do???

Well, for starters, how about a visit with his former flame? According to Nashville gossips, it was an intimate dinner, a lengthy discussion, fond memories all extended back to her place by the end of the evening. Where was Nicole, you ask? She was away, gossips. And while she was away, Keith and Niki Taylor were supposedly spotted together at a local restaurant very recently and later on, his black SUVwas parked on her driveway. Coincidence or conspiracy? I'm hearing that he still holds a torch for the one he cheated away. He misses her sense of humour, her down to earth style, and the way she let him do his own thing, as opposed to the Botox drill sergeant he's currently contracted to marry. And given that he is still sleeping in the same bed he shared with Niki, it probably doesn't help the inclination to compare and contrast either. Two Nicoles, one horndog, and a big wedding looming in the distance. So the question is - which way are you betting?





SOLVED!

Greysfang, thanks for the assist and for spelling better than me.

[LynnieD]

You know, my VERY first thought was Keith Urban--why??? Because Lainey has a serious hard on for him. She is always talking about him and his tour bus and the cheating, etc. Didn't know about the ex....

[myappletree]

Just to tie it up in a pretty red ribbon, I found this on the Us Magazine website:

Niki Taylor Engaged


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Us Weekly has learned exclusively that supermodel Niki Taylor, 31, is engaged to Burney Lamar, 26, a NASCAR Busch Series Driver. Lamar got down on one knee at Taylor’s parents’ house in Florida, on September 15 and asked for her hand. They plan to wed early next year. Taylor's manager Lou Taylor confirms the engagement to Us.

The couple met in January 06 at a charity event. Niki tells Us: "I looked at Burney and said to myself, 'This is the guy I'm going to marry.'" The ring is a custom-made 2-carat oval diamond in an antique setting, designed by Jerry Lindsey of Brentwood, Tennessee.

Taylor suffered a near-fatal car accident in 2001. After enduring over 41 surgeries, she has fully recovered and now owns a Nashville-area boutique called Abbie + Jesse's. She has twin boys, Jake and Hunter, age 11, with her ex-husband of two years, Matt Martinez, whom she divorced in 1996. Taylor also dated country music star Keith Urban on and off in 2002 and 2003. Urban married actress Nicole Kidman this past June.








Now I'm picturing a Keith flinging himself on the floor and beating it with his fists. Nooooooooo, Nikki!

[Sunrider]

Weird - my first thought was Keith Urban too

Myappletree, well spotted!

[LynnieD]

Ding ding ding I think we have a winner! Way to go Myappletree!

[myappletree]

Hey, I'll take any praise I can get, but I'm sorry it's a fairly dull blind item, the pining of a celebrity for an old flame. It would really be satisfying to figure out and prove the juicier items-- but they never give away enough for that, do they? John Travolta aside, I mean.