One Hypocritical Blind Vice from E! 08/25

LynnieD · August 25th, 2006, 07:53 AM

One Hypocritical Blind Vice

Oh, like that's an unusual adjective in this town, huh? People who want it both ways? I swear, Hollywood playahs are just like men sometimes--they want their headlines but don't want to be eaten by them, too.

So far, Bitchy Snitchy is getting that double-standard request.

See, while B.S. (nice initials, huh?) is busy blasting away 'bout biz that bothers him so much, let's just say his personal life is just as offensive as what he's currently decrying in the media. The nasty nerve!

Hmmm, can I be more specific? Possibly. I'll try:

Bitchy, a dude who's long rumored to have a--how shall I say?--very democratic, very generous and very secretive love life, is right now, as we cyber-goss, busy schtupping somebody outside of his well-known love match. Regularly, too. Most regularly--and not all that discreetly, either, interestingly enough.

Doncha love it? Guys. So predictable.

As is the notion that whenever you hear somebody squawk the loudest, take a second (very close) to look at what they're screamin' 'bout.

Oftentimes, it pales in comparison to what they're up to themselves.

And it ain't: Richard Gere, Al Gore or Dr Phil

Well for once it appears we have ourselves a heterosexual blind vice! I would have answered Tom Cruise otherwise. But I'm going w/Tim Robbins. I DONT KNOW!

southernbelle · August 25th, 2006, 08:32 AM

My first thought was Justin Timberlake, but the Blind Vice makes it sound like it's a politician or someone who has shared controversial or offensive political beliefs, so I'm going with Mel Gibson.

AKAMissy · August 25th, 2006, 09:15 AM

LynnieD, Tim Robbins was my guess too. But I'm horrible at these.

ChicagoMomma · August 25th, 2006, 09:26 AM

Hi everyone! This is my first post.

I'm guessing Ben Affleck. THe "Bitchy Snitchy" reference reminds me of something that Jay from the Kevin Smith movies would say. Ben is friends with Kevin and has been in several of his films.

Also Ben is fairly activive politically and canvassed for Al Core who is also mentioned in this BI as a 'not'.

Laurent · August 25th, 2006, 09:29 AM

I agree with southernbelle, it sounds like a politician or maybe a right winger of some sort. Sounds like the guy in question has denounced promiscuity or something to do with sex and is doing it himself on the sly.

Bill O'Reilly comes to mind.

Butterfly · August 25th, 2006, 09:30 AM

How about Sean Penn?

LynnieD · August 25th, 2006, 09:58 AM

Hey and welcome ChicagoMomma! Good guess!

There are so many possibilities for this one. NEED MORE INFO!!!

greysfang · August 25th, 2006, 12:12 PM

I'm going to go out on a limb and say Geraldo Rivera, even though I don't know who he is married to these days...

LynnieD · August 25th, 2006, 12:26 PM

^Who can keep track of who he's married to??

sanlee · August 25th, 2006, 01:44 PM

Bruce Springsteen has been cozying up with a 911/widow who is a red head like his wife of 20 years and he known to be politically out spoken.....

Tater Tot · August 25th, 2006, 01:45 PM

This one is way too vague. It could easily be anybody in Hollywood. I mean, who isn't cheating?

ang · August 26th, 2006, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by ChicagoMomma

Hi everyone! This is my first post.

I'm guessing Ben Affleck. THe "Bitchy Snitchy" reference reminds me of something that Jay from the Kevin Smith movies would say. Ben is friends with Kevin and has been in several of his films.

Also Ben is fairly activive politically and canvassed for Al Core who is also mentioned in this BI as a 'not'.

welcome! good guess...bitchy snitchy does sound similar to "snootchie bootches!"

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Originally Posted by sanlee

Bruce Springsteen has been cozying up with a 911/widow who is a red head like his wife of 20 years and he known to be politically out spoken.....

another good guess...especially since he says in the BI "B.S. (nice initials, huh?)"

nana55 · August 26th, 2006, 10:25 PM

I was thinking George W. There are loads of rumors about him cheating on Laura.

Sassiness · August 27th, 2006, 12:44 AM

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Originally Posted by ang

another good guess...especially since he says in the BI "B.S. (nice initials, huh?)"

That'd fit.

Annabelle · August 27th, 2006, 09:30 AM

I think Ted is referring to "The Butterscotch Stallion". Page Six has reported that Owen has been dating a PR type while the rumors of he and Kate have been in the tabloids. I dont think the "democratic" comment refers to politics at all.