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    Default Entertainment Lawyer Blind - Don't Date This Guy

    Four For Friday Ė Donít Date This Guy

    Gone are the days when this foreign born former A+ list mostly movie actor was at his peak. Since his decade of A+ listedness he has slowly moved down to A list. I will give him that because everyone knows who he is and he would only headline a movie if he was offered one. He has gone down a road to where he seems well on his way to a Howard Hughes lifestyle. As for women? Multiple women have told me going out with him was the worst experience they ever had with a man. One woman was forced to tears after he berated her for 30 minutes about her oral skills. Sex is on his terms and apparently his terms change all the time. When they do change and if they donít change with him he will yell and scream and tower over them. He will never actually touch the women when berating them but he will walk them to where they are trapped in a corner. He makes them do things they had not planned on doing just because he verbally abuses them they feel like he will physically abuse them if they donít.
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    Okay, definitely not Verne Troyer....

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    My guess is Antonio Banderas.
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    I'll go for Antonio too

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    Ha, Antonio Banderas was my first thought as a foreign-born aging former A+ lister but I don't think the rest fits. So I peeked at the EL site and Jim Carrey makes more sense. The Howard Hughes thing (he seems to be reclusive,), he's tall (6'2" vs. Banderas 5'9") and he's always seemed like a moody asshole. Then there's the girlfriend's strange suicide and all the prescription drugs.

    Also saw on google that he was unable to get the wrongful death lawsuits dropped so it looks like the civil cases are going forward.
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    Ding, ding, ding! I think you got it, Trixie!


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    Maybe. But my first thought was the Crowe.
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    I don't know why, but Benicio del Toro came to mind.

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    Russel Crowe was my first thought
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    I like the Jim Carey guess.
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    Yeah, I'm persuaded about Jim Carrey.
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    Jim Carrey would have been my guess as well. He's tall, foreign-born, had a good decade when his films went well and seems to have trouble maintaining a relationship. He also seems to be emotionally erratic and difficult.

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    I loved him so much in the ace Ventura movies too. Sucks that he's a dick.
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    Russell Crowe was my first guess, Mel Gibson was my second, but I'm on the Jim Carrey bus now.
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    Get off that bus! It's not safe!
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