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    Default Alia Shawkat's Strange Encounter With A Celebrity via Viceland/Pajiba - July 13, 2016

    Alia Shawkat Details Weird Sexual Encounter with a Celebrity

    Alia Shawkat Details a Strange Sexual Encounter with 'F**king Weirdo' Celebrity

    By Dustin Rowles | Celebrities Are Better than You | July 13, 2016 | Comments (110)





    On the Viceland series Party Legends, Alia Shawkat shared a story about a strange sexual encounter she had at a party when she was 20 (around 2009) with a male celebrity she would not name (for obvious reasons). Basically, she approached this celeb — “smoky eyes. Kind of a mysterious, intense dude” — asked to kiss him, and he agreed.
    They make out. He clears the party, and then it gets really weird.

    He is directing me things to do, which was really hot. He goes, “All right. Take off all your clothes.” And then, “All right. I need you to go take a shower ‘cause I want to go down on you and I need you to be clean.” And I was like, “Okay.”So I go into the shower. And the whole time, I’m thinking, “Can’t believe you’re in the house with this guy. Like, what’s going on? Just go with it. You’re chill.” And then I come outside. He takes the towel. He puts it down. And he makes me stand in front of the mirror. And he has a razor. “I’m gonna shave you now.” “Okay.”

    So I’m looking at myself directly in the mirror with my legs open. And he’s down on his knees. And he’s shaving my vagina. And I was looking at myself like, “You’re still in there. The real you’s in there. Just enjoy this.”

    So I sat on the bed. He had a warm bowl of water. He delicately shaved me fucking baby-clean. Like, nothing there. The whole time, I’m just trying to be like, “Mm-hmm. We’re into this.” And we continued to hook up. We started to have sex for a little while.

    And then he completely switches.

    Thereafter, this clearly older man stars saying “I can’t do this!” repeatedly asking her how old she is.


    I’m thinking, “Get over your fucking self. We’re just two adults, semi trying to have a weird experience.” He was trying to make it so dramatic.

    Needless to say, the two don’t spend time together anymore.


    Any time I see him in a magazine or in a fucking movie… that’s the weirdest part about Hollywood because you see these people around, you know? He was just like a fucking weirdo.I ran into him once at a bar. And he was kind of drunk. He said, “Look who it is.” I was like, “I think we should just never talk to each other again. I think that’s the best way to handle this.”

    Older, smoky eyes, a little bipolar? On magazine covers all the time. His friends were “tough, biker-looking dudes.” I mean, obviously, it’s Andy Dick. It’s always Andy Dick.

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    I expected much weirder.
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    I have to say that Alia is a good sport about humoring peoples' quirks.
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    Johnny Depp.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja View Post
    I have to say that Alia is a good sport about humoring peoples' quirks.

    That's a quirk?

    I thought all guys liked to shave woman's pussies




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    She only thinks its weird because he didnt actually follow through with the sex.
    I would have been like ""Wow! a free pussy shave from a celeb. Cool !"
    She's the weird one for thinking its weird. imo
    As for him freaking out about her age, doesn't everyone go through moments where they try to do the opposite of what their conscience says only to later follow it? He thought he could but couldn't. Big deal *shrugs shoulders* I think its Depp too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by whitetigeress View Post
    That's a quirk?

    I thought all guys liked to shave woman's pussies
    I came of age in the 1970s and would have been delighted to see Alia's Unshorncat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja View Post
    I came of age in the 1970s and would have been delighted to see Alia's Unshorncat.

    Never said HOW its shaved. Everyone has their preference I suppose.

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    Also, I disagree with the Depp guess. It would take SOME NERVE for Depp, who is like a walking, patchouli-smelling grease spot, to demand that someone get clean for him.

    I was thinking it was QT - especially after that crazy foot story a couple of years ago.
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    Smoky eyes... it's depp! In reference to the eye makeup of the famous Jack Sparrow look..... no??
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    Quote Originally Posted by whitetigeress View Post
    Smoky eyes... it's depp! In reference to the eye makeup of the famous Jack Sparrow look..... no??
    Okay, that's a good point. Plus, it was 2009, which in Depp years is like 20 years ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja View Post
    Okay, that's a good point. Plus, it was 2009, which in Depp years is like 20 years ago.

    YeeeeeSSSSSSSSSSS! I got a point !
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    I hate guys who have massive hangups/anxieties about how sparkling clean and pristine pussies need to be.
    The behavior described sounds like a self-loathing gay guy...or Terence Howard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManxMouse View Post
    I hate guys who have massive hangups/anxieties about how sparkling clean and pristine pussies need to be.
    The behavior described sounds like a self-loathing gay guy...or Terence Howard.
    Plus a little bit of a control-freak thing going on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by whitetigeress View Post
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    She only thinks its weird because he didnt actually follow through with the sex.
    i saw the episode. they did have sex, he just kept interrupting it to freak out and wander the room.
    can't post pics because my computer's broken and i'm stupid

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    Could another possibility be someone like Jared Leto? Doesn't he have a penchant for eye makeup?
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