August 11th, 2006, 09:59 AM
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Famous Unmarried Actor caught spanking young man in club....
A mole was in a club in Tokyo recently and witnessed perhaps the most bizarre incident I have ever heard. It was a very exclusive invite-only club and our mole was with a friend when it looked like it was suddenly 'snowing' inside the club. It wasn't snow at all, but was actually thousands of small white feathers gently fluttering to the ground. His friend went to investigate and came back ashen-faced saying: "Go round the corner and tell me that what I've just witnessed is not a dream."
So the mole went, as instructed, around the corner and saw two go-go dancers gyrating in front of a booth. On closer inspection, he noticed that sat in the booth was a Very Famous Unmarried Hollywood Actor Prone To Starting Litigation If His Sexuality Is Ever Questioned. The actor was ignoring the go-go girls as he had 'bigger fish to fry'. Well, to be more precise, he had an almost-naked and very young man on his lap. Being spanked. While biting a pillow. And waving his head around so violently that the feathers were flying everywhere.
http://community.livejournal.com/ohn....html#comments
Is this too obvious?? Hello?? Tom Cruise!!! 
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August 11th, 2006, 10:03 AM
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Re: Famous Unmarried Actor caught spanking young man in club....
hee-hee...I think you're right. And he was just there not too long ago!
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August 11th, 2006, 10:14 AM
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Re: Famous Unmarried Actor caught spanking young man in club....
Bwahaha! He's just nutty in all areas of his life!
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August 11th, 2006, 11:28 AM
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August 11th, 2006, 12:56 PM
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Re: Famous Unmarried Actor caught spanking young man in club....
I think we have a winner!! DING DING DING!
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August 11th, 2006, 01:52 PM
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Re: Famous Unmarried Actor caught spanking young man in club....
This seems too good to be true. What with the pillow and all.
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August 11th, 2006, 01:55 PM
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Is this too obvious?? Hello?? Tom Cruise!!!
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no shit sherlock! and they mentioned un-married b/c he isn't and we're all waiting for the wedding and he's always trying to sue former boyfriend's who expose him! 
this thread should be closed; we figured it out from the STAAAAAAAAAART!
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August 11th, 2006, 05:04 PM
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Re: Famous Unmarried Actor caught spanking young man in club....
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Bwahaha! He's just nutty in all areas of his life!
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He must need more e-meter sessions
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August 11th, 2006, 06:06 PM
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August 11th, 2006, 06:15 PM
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Well, to be more precise, he had an almost-naked and very young man on his lap. Being spanked. While biting a pillow. And waving his head around so violently that the feathers were flying everywhere.
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So that's why the delay in the Suri photos. 
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August 11th, 2006, 07:20 PM
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August 12th, 2006, 04:29 PM
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Re: Famous Unmarried Actor caught spanking young man in club....
I still call BS too good to be true.
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August 12th, 2006, 07:32 PM
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Re: Famous Unmarried Actor caught spanking young man in club....
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This seems too good to be true. What with the pillow and all.
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OMG, I just got that 
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So that's why the delay in the Suri photos. |
Last edited by firecrotch : August 12th, 2006 at 07:33 PM.
Reason: Automerged Doublepost
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August 12th, 2006, 11:09 PM
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Re: Famous Unmarried Actor caught spanking young man in club....
[While biting a pillow. And waving his head around so violently that the feathers were flying everywhere.
Oh what a horrible fate for poor Suri
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August 13th, 2006, 12:42 AM
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Re: Famous Unmarried Actor caught spanking young man in club....
Sorry but i feel ill imagining it. All i can picture is someone's naked ass and Tom's shit-eating grin. Ewwwwwwwwwww.
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