One Double Do-Me Blind Vice -Ted C 8/11

Bellatheball · August 11th, 2006, 12:09 AM

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One Double Do-Me Blind Vice

Skinny McScratchy is one of those under-the-radar type of dudes. He's not gorgeous or particularly impressive of deltoid, but Skinny has made quite a name for himself over the past few years. For one, he's a très talented performer. His star has been rising on the über-hip scene lately, fer sure.

And second, S.M. breaks up and makes up with a certain gal who makes regular Blind Vice appearances herself more often than I change my hairstyle. (And that's sayin' something!)

Peeps thought the twosome was back on, as they've been snapped together recently by paps. I wonder if said chica knows about Skinny's recent randy behavior at a do outside their Hell-Ay hometown. See, S.M. (his initials suit the boy far more than most folks realize) was flirtin' with a brunette all night. No biggie there, right? But it's what he suggested, post-pah-tay, that really raised a few eyebrows.

"My assistant wants those two," said McScratch, pointing to two fetching gals nearby, as if he were picking out new shoes. M.S. then got back to himself (which, by the by, he happens to feel he's been ignoring too much as of late) and invited the brown-haired beauty back to his hotel room for late-night lust--complete with generous descriptions of kan-kee offerings to come. "Do you have any hot friends?" added Skinny. "I'll do them, too."

Whoa there, partner! (The girl politely declined, by the by.) But something tells me your high-profile lady would not be too thrilled about this naughty invite. Then again, maybe she would...only if she could join. 'Cause she has been rumored to be a Sapphic sweetie herself every now and again.

Crap, like who isn't in this town these days?

Hey, I was gay back when it meant something.

My guess is Chestica and that dude from Maroon 5. Isn't he like the skinniest bitch around?

wakeupinBOSTON · August 11th, 2006, 12:38 AM

hmm...good guess! but is chestica really into chicks? but the description totally matches Adam-rising on the scene, uber-hip scene. ill go with it.

DitaPage* · August 11th, 2006, 02:59 AM

I heard that jessica and caccee whatshername used to get up to stuff.... I can totally believe it.

Sweetest Thing · August 11th, 2006, 07:44 AM

I was going to say Jude Law and Sienna Miller but I guess the people in the blind vice are in the music scene.

Chilly Willy · August 11th, 2006, 08:37 AM

DJ AM and Nicole?
Skinny = he had a tummy tuck.
Performer (mind you, not actor or singer) = DJ
on and off again gf = Nicole Richie

Just a guess...

Goose · August 11th, 2006, 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Chilly Willy

DJ AM and Nicole?
Skinny = he had a tummy tuck.
Performer (mind you, not actor or singer) = DJ
on and off again gf = Nicole Richie

Just a guess...

Yup, Yup. That's what popped into my head too. Always off and on, and constantly getting photo'd by paps.

Alphachimp · August 11th, 2006, 09:40 AM

"See, S.M. (his initials suit the boy far more than most folks realize)...."

I agree - especially with the initial reference above, S.M. aka D.J. AM...

japangherl · August 11th, 2006, 09:44 AM

DJ AM sounds good. But could another possibility be Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz? There have been rumors about the breaking up, then there are pictures of them a few days later together at a beach. And Justin has been rising on the scene because of his new CD. He also talked about how he wanted to break up with Cameron so that he could go out with tons of other girls.

PaperDoll · August 11th, 2006, 10:15 AM

my first thought was nicole and DJ AM...

Laurent · August 11th, 2006, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Alphachimp

"See, S.M. (his initials suit the boy far more than most folks realize)...."

I agree - especially with the initial reference above, S.M. aka D.J. AM...

I agree it's probably Nicole Richie & DJ AM, but what I got from the above statement was that "Skinny McScratchy" was into Sadomasochism.

ang · August 11th, 2006, 10:42 AM

I agree that DJ Am & Nicole is a good guess. McScratchy is probably a reference to him being a DJ.

Alphachimp · August 11th, 2006, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Laurent

I agree it's probably Nicole Richie & DJ AM, but what I got from the above statement was that "Skinny McScratchy" was into Sadomasochism.

Good point...

I think that DJ AM is our guy...

LynnieD · August 11th, 2006, 10:56 AM

First thought is DJ AM and Nicole...

greysfang · August 11th, 2006, 11:18 AM

My first thought was Leo, he and Gisele are being coy about whether they are back together or not, and he's a notorious womanizer.

nana55 · August 11th, 2006, 02:52 PM

No it's gotta be off and on couple Nicole and Dj AM. He lost a ton of weight and a DJ scratches records. Makes sense.