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Thread: CDAN February 25th 2015 - The Celebrity Sex Broker – Part Three

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    Default CDAN February 25th 2015 - The Celebrity Sex Broker – Part Three

    Blind Item #1
    This married former B list mostly television actress from that hit almost network show who has turned into a singer and part-time actress is on the road and this not the life for her. She looks rough and she has terrible stage fright and the worst part is, she still has people come out to see her for who she is and she has the nasty habit of blowing off fans who have waited to see her after each of her shows. She never says hi, let alone taking photos or signing autographs. Not how you make it in the music industry.
    Popular Guess: Leighton Meester

    Blind Item #2
    All I can say is that the significant other of this B list mostly television actress turned hopeful talk show host should definitely ask for a DNA test. Considering how much she likes the spotlight he might be able to convince her to do Maury.
    Popular Guess: Naya Rivera

    Blind Item #3
    This Academy Award winning actress mysteriously ditched her boyfriend that was only there for a quick minute of press for her latest movie that no one ever saw before. Then he was gone? Apparently she has now decided to become a sex symbol. She recently got breast implants which caused the director of her most recent film to go nuts because they still had re-shoots to film and she is a totally different person during interviews too. I feel like she comes up with a new persona every few months. It is kind of creepy.
    Popular Guesses: Jessica Chastain but she didn't win an oscar, Gwyneth Paltrow, Jennifer Lawrence

    Blind Item #4
    I have lost track of how many marriages this former A+ list mostly movie actor with an Academy Award has broken up. While he was married he broke up plenty. He broke up a couple of his own along the way. He would much rather be with married women and he is in the process of destroying yet another.
    Popular Guesses: Dennis Quaid, Kevin Costner

    Blind Item #5
    This B+ list mostly television actress who is the star of a new network show makes it sound like her relationship with her actor ex is jovial and light. Hardly. She texts and calls the guy twenty times a day and if he does not reply fast enough she starts asking him who he is having sex with and goes through a list of women he cheated on her with.
    Popular Guess: Téa Leoni

    Blind Item #6
    It must be true love. This B+ list mostly television actor who is on everyone’s favorite network show and used to be married to the wife of a current A+ lister before she cheated on our B+ lister for some other guy she dumped and cheated on as soon as she met the A+ lister hates doing anything remotely celebrity like, but his publicist, who he is having sex with begged him to do some product placement pap photo type shots and he agreed. He hated every second of it.
    Popular Guesses: Scott Foley, Jonny Lee Miller

    Blind Item #7
    This B list mostly at this point whatever anyone will give her actress with the A+ list name recognition delayed filming earlier this week on a show she was given a guest spot on as a favor. Reason? Her married boyfriend came for a visit and the trailer was rocking so no one wanted to go knocking. The good news is she stopped being so mean to everyone at least for the afternoon.
    Popular Guess: Katie Holmes

    Blind Item #8
    That NASCAR driver who is A list at least for this week was told by his wife that she was a virgin when they met. She told the same thing to other NASCAR drivers she hooked up with too but only this guy was willing to marry her.
    Popular Guess: Joey Logano

    Blind Item #9
    She was doing so well, but the past few weeks, this A+ list singer was back doing drugs. She was gone from it so long that she overdosed earlier this week. It looks like some more rehab. She always does it in home and then has a sober coach who she calls her stylist.
    Popular Guesses: Rihanna, Demi Lovato

    Blind Item #10
    This foreign born A- list mostly movie actress who used to try and make serious movies before giving in to regular comedy films in the family tree of this comic actor was wasted the other day at a fashion show to the point she had to take off her heels because she was facing serious injury after the third fall.

    Today’s Blind Items – The Celebrity Sex Broker – Part Three
    Asians , Russians And The Murder That Shook Things Up

    The first meeting with Bani was a blur. There were so many names and faces and books and records and stories and royal families and this and that it was hard to keep up. When I finally had enough and needed some booze in a very desperate way, we made plans to meet the next evening. Late. He had some meetings and originally thought we would only be meeting an hour or two. Instead it was five and we had not even reached the tip of the iceberg. Well, maybe the tip.

    I went home and tried to process it. Even though I have only given you five or six blinds to this point, I was probably given 100 names those first few hours. I’m trying to go chronologically for you, but he was tossing out names from different decades and then I would ask a question about a person and it would send him on a tangent.

    One of those tangents started with me asking him why to that point at least I was not seeing or hearing any Asian women on the list. It was just a toss away question but it led to one of those most interesting stories he told me during any of our meetings. Apparently there is a certain cache in this world in acquiring English speaking women. Basically Australia, the UK, the US and some parts of Western Europe. They want to have seen the woman on television or the movies. They honestly don’t care if the woman is on some British reality program like Made in Chelsea or in Transformers. They want someone they know their friends know and can recognize. Yeah, who knew reality television was big over there. It actually isn’t. What is big though are tabloids and gossip websites. Most of those are in English and cover the shows and movies of the aforementioned countries.

    Asians are not generally covered in the news and tabloids they read or discuss. Further, he said that most of the domestic workforce in the households are from Asian countries or India so there is nothing special about being seen or having sex with an Asian.

    This led me to ask a follow-up question. I know, I know, entertainment reporters asking a follow-up question would be a nice treat wouldn’t it? Asking any kind of real question would be good. I wasn’t going to get all Kneepaddy on them. I asked if there were any other groups of people they didn’t like dealing with and he said Russians. Was this a mafia thing? Some other reason?

    Bani leaned back in the chair in which he was seated and took out a cigarette. Apparently the whole no smoking thing in the suite didn’t really bother him and I was pretty sure he could afford the extra cleaning fee. Even Ravi seemed to move a little from his position of attention. I’m pretty sure he was able to sleep standing up. I did see him sit a few times. Once when I was at a bar with Bani, we sat at a table and Ravi sat at a bar stool .

    “It happened about fifteen years ago,” Bani began. “There was a woman (YD)that every person wanted and they all were trying their hardest and doing everything in their power to make it happen. People were literally throwing money to be the first to say they had been with her.”

    Well, finally one of the guys manages a break through. He had followed her to a couple of events where she had been working and sent over some gifts. One, a bracelet she still wears sometimes that cost in excess of a million dollars. So, the two have some dinner and they make plans to meet in Paris in April which was a few weeks away.

    They meet in Paris and have a great time. They spend two or three nights together and they are spotted in a couple of different places together and this guy is a hero back home. He would have lived off that praise for a long time. The only problem is, a few weeks after their nights together he is killed in a Berlin hotel room. The killers make it very clear why they killed him. It was because of this woman he had been with.

    Apparently there were several men in Russia who wanted to be with her. The oligarchs had tried and failed, but there were two men who at one point in time were actually A listers (YE, YF) in their own little niche here in the US. Both of them were fighting for her. When one would go out with her the other would go crazy and it was not uncommon for some collateral damage. A friend of one or the other would get beat up. No one had ever been killed. Apparently at the time YD hooked up with the man, she was in a relationship with YE. He actually has a significant other (YG) now who is arguably more famous than YD, at least here in the US. As time goes by she is especially more likely to stay more famous just because she still has a career. Anyway, back to the story. YE goes nuts when he hears about this. Both YE and YF are paying protection money to the mafia which comes directly out of their pay. The mafia members were listed as “Managers.” So, YE complains that he wants something done for all of this money he is paying and a couple of guys are sent to find the guy and they kill him. When he is out of the way, YE tells YD what he has done and proposes to her. She accepts.

    At this point in the story, Bani does not really know what happened to YD and YE and YF. If you figure out who they are, you can fill in those blanks.

    Meanwhile, back home in the UAE, something has to be done. There has to be some kind of payback. There was and there is. For the past fifteen years on average about once every two years a Russian “businessman” is killed who has ties back to the UAE and shortly after that someone with ties to the UAE is killed by the Russians. Those killings usually happen in London. All of this over one woman.

    How do these women get paid? Wire transfers? Cash? This is a lot of money we are talking about here.

    From Cash To Furs To Blood Diamonds And Endorsement – How A Celebrity Gets Paid For Sex – Tax Evasion At Its Finest
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    I could see #9 being Demi. She did have to go to the hospital a couple of days ago.

    An LOL @ the enty blind.

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    can someone make a new thread for this?
    i'm having trouble accessing the site since yesterday
    thanks.

    CDAN February 26th 2015 - The Celebrity Sex Broker – Part Four

    Blind Item #1
    This former A list athlete/celebrity who really did not live up to the A list athlete part as much if you look at his success rate uses a family member to pick up women for him so he can maintain his puritanical image. If the woman is capable of being quiet and good to go, she is introduced to the celebrity.
    Popular Guess: Tim Tebow

    Blind Item #2
    The wife of this foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actor who is a very recent Academy Award winner/nominee told one of her friends that our actor spends a great deal of time preparing for his next role and wears women’s clothes everywhere. Of course what she left out is that he has been doing this for much longer than the past few months. It has been going on for years. She doesn’t seem to mind, but at least this way she can talk about it a little.
    Popular Guess: Eddie Redmayne

    Blind Item #3
    On the outside they might seem like a very happy go lucky, loving couple, but that illusion was shattered on a recent flight. The A- list mostly television actress from the long running hit network show argued with her B list mostly movie actor boyfriend for the entirety of a three hour flight. The actor, kept balling his hands up into fists as the actress just kept whisper yelling at him. When he would try and say something she would keep on doing it. It was really bad. The flight attendants were scared to come near them.
    Popular Guess: Sofia Vergara and Joe Manganiello

    Blind Item #4
    This B- list multiple reality star from both network and cable might say the right things about his celebrity wife, but if they were to do what he is always asking her his life would be turned upside down. Those three women he constantly juggles while alone would be impossible with the wife there.
    Popular Guess: Bill Rancic

    Blind Item #5
    This B+ list singer who seems more interested in reality television at the moment was all over this married A list rapper/reality star. He wasn’t interested though because no one likes the kind of drama she brings. Instead he set his sights on this older actress turned celebrity turned reality star turned wannabe singer. They hooked up before he went home to his wife. She probably will get some producing time from him out of the deal.
    Popular Guess: Christina Milian, TI and Vivica A. Fox

    Blind Item #6
    This foreign born B list mostly movie actor is making a living off franchises right now. The biggest one ever and another one that has an installment very soon. He says that while filming the biggest one ever he had to have sex with one of the older male leads who is openly gay. Our younger actor said it was expected of all the gay men on the set. A kind of ritual that kept the older actor supplied with young men for nearly a decade.
    Popular Guess: Someone and Ian McKellen

    Blind Item #7
    This actress is probably just B- list, but she has been on three network hits and the thing is, they have been on three different networks. Her latest effort is that big alphabet one. Anyway, she told a story the other night that she almost died on her first big network hit when this actor turned celebrity turned crazy celebrity locked her in a closet on a Friday night because he was angry she wouldn’t sleep with him. She was there until Saturday afternoon when by chance, some work needed to be done on the set and one of the items needed was in that closet. If not for that she would have been in the closet for another 9 days because the show was off for the week after that Friday.
    Popular Guess: Connie Britton and Charlie Sheen

    Blind Item #8 – Kindness
    After partying all night on Academy Award night, this actress who no one has heard of but starred in that long shooting film flew across the country without any sleep. On the plane she met a woman who was suffering from the flu and traveling with an infant. Our actress held the infant for much of the five hour flight just so the mom with the flu could try and get some rest. Small, but touching.
    Popular Guess: Lorelei Linklater

    Blind Item #9
    Apparently there are some gentlemen in Las Vegas who are getting annoyed with this former celebrity turned reality star turned celebrity. They are paying her large sums of money for what they think is going to be dinner and a few hours together after and she is giving them 30 minutes in a bar with drinks before saying she has to leave.
    Popular Guess: Holly Madison

    Blind Item #10
    This married, very tall, A list mostly movie comic actor might not be married much longer if he continues to sleep with as many women as possible on the press tour for his new movie.
    Popular Guesses: Vince Vaughn, Will Ferrell
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    ^
    plus this:

    Today’s Blind Items – The Celebrity Sex Broker – Part Four
    Today’s Blind Items – The Celebrity Sex Broker – Part Four – CRAZY DAYS AND NIGHTS
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    Hi Palta.

    i just tried to start a new thread for you.. but am also having problems.. After pressing 'Submit' it just defaults back to the "Click Here to go to the Forums" page, with no new thread made.

    Sorry Palta.

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    I managed to create a new thread but somehow I just can't post the sex broker blind...

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    That sex broker blind is ridic...

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    Quote Originally Posted by *Wookie-Chick* View Post
    Hi Palta.

    i just tried to start a new thread for you.. but am also having problems.. After pressing 'Submit' it just defaults back to the "Click Here to go to the Forums" page, with no new thread made.

    Sorry Palta.
    Quote Originally Posted by BelledeJour View Post
    I managed to create a new thread but somehow I just can't post the sex broker blind...
    Thanks!

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