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Thread: CDAN January 8th 2015 - The Supermodel

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    Default CDAN January 8th 2015 - The Supermodel

    Blind Item #1
    Before this teen landed the one hit wonder skeezy pop star she had a brief fling with this foreign born married A list mostly movie actor who broke things off when he found out his wife was expecting a baby.
    Popular Guess: April Love Geary, Robin Thicke and Ryan Reynolds

    Blind Item #2
    This sometime A+list mostly movie actor only gets that list when he makes one of his franchise movies. Anyway, he told his gorgeous wife that her breasts were starting to sag and she needed to lose the baby weight faster or he would move on. Seriously? The guy is an a-hole. Instead of leaving she started working out more and had work done to her breasts.
    Popular Guess: Chris Hemsworth and Elsa Pataky

    Blind Item #3
    This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actor set to shoot into A listerdom had a concierge at his hotel calling around to jewelry stores to find a copy of his wedding band which he had taken off as per usual when he is out. It got lost and he was in a panic to get it replaced before his wife saw any pap photos of him. They managed to find one.
    Popular Guesses: Jamie Dornan

    Blind Item #4
    This B+ list mostly movie actor who started off on television has been the lead in at least four movies (one franchise) in recent years is married but ran up a tab of almost $100K with one escort agency. He was being threatened with injury if he didn’t pay so he tipped off the police anonymously about the escorts just so he would not have to pay.
    Popular Guess: Jason Bateman, Seth Rogen, Woody Harrelson

    Blind Item #5
    The husband of this multiple Academy Award nominated actress who could get another this year name drops his wife to get women to sleep with him. Crazy.
    Popular Guess: Julianne Moore

    Blind Item #6 – People’s Choice Awards
    This B list mostly television actress who is actually on two hits for the same company in totally different genres is underage. It didn’t stop this married B list musician with almost A list name recognition from having sex with her in the back of his limo. When she got out of the limo she had forgotten to button what she was wearing and everyone got a good look. He ignored her for the rest of the night.
    Popular Guess: Ariel Winter

    Blind Item #7
    This married A+ list mostly movie comic actor is back on the booze and also back into threesomes which he did at his hotel the other night while his wife was home with the kid(s).
    Popular Guess: Vince Vaughn

    Today’s Blind Items – The Supermodel
    There is a manuscript being floated around which is an unauthorized biography of a current leader of a very powerful country that is not the US. In it, a supermodel relates a story about the leader which put her in the hospital. The supermodel who gave the interview to the author is a permanent A lister. The author is using her name while his agent sells the manuscript but it is still up in the air whether she will allow her name to actually be published because she fears for her life. Our model was dating a very wealthy man. Incredibly wealthy. That is her norm. Her boyfriend’s wealth relies a great deal on the ruler of the country. At some point the boyfriend made the ruler angry and the ruler decided the only way to make amends was by offering up the model for one night. The boyfriend explained the situation and for a fee of $2M the model agreed to spend a few hours with the ruler. The model says that she was treated very well at dinner and that her host was relaxed and interesting and she began to relax. After dinner he led her to a bedroom followed by two security men who stayed outside the bedroom. As soon as the model and ruler entered he locked the door and turned to the model and punched her in the stomach. When she bent over from the force of the blow he grabbed her by the hair and dragged her to the bed. He pushed her over the bed and grabbed one of her arms and twisted it behind her which caused her shoulder to separate and for her to almost pass out. The ruler then raped her and sodomized her. The entire time in the bedroom from start to finish was under 30 minutes. When he finished, he unlocked the door and walked out and told the security men to take care of the model. She said she was carried to the car that brought her and she was dumped in the backseat and the car took her to the home of her boyfriend who had a doctor attend to her. The boyfriend and the model broke up the next day.
    Popular Guess: Naomi Campbell, her Russian billionaire boyfriend and Vladimir Putin

    Mr. X Blind Item #1 – CRAZY DAYS AND NIGHTS
    What ex of that A-list diva is planting stories in the tabloids about the two of them getting back together? They’ve both moved on (but remain good friends), but he’s doing this just to stay relevant.

    Mr. X Blind Item #2 – Easy Easy – CRAZY DAYS AND NIGHTS
    Which curvy reality star was hiding a stash of coke in that fanny pack, no doubt sharing some with her on-again-off again boyfriend?

    Mr. X Blind Item #3 – CRAZY DAYS AND NIGHTS
    What A-list actor who stars in several franchises and is an Oscar winner/nominee is contemplating on bringing his longtime boyfriend/possible husband as his date to this year’s Academy Awards despite his PR people telling him no way?

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    Mr. X #1. Chris Martin

    And the Supermodel blind

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    Quote Originally Posted by rollo View Post
    Mr. X #1. Chris Martin

    And the Supermodel blind
    So which supermodel dated a Russian oligarch?
    People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff.

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    Take your pick



    If the guess is true, I 'm not sure that I am sympathetic knowing that she's besties with that African Dictator.....

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    Blind #2.. aww bloody hell Chris.. don't be 'one of those guys'.. nobody likes 'those guys'. Elsa, please don't put up with being treated like that.

    'The Supermodel'.. My Gawd, that is absolutely horrific!

    Mr X Blind 2.. Would it be Khloe K and French Montana?

    Mr X Blind 3.. Hmm, how about Jeremy Renner for this Blind?
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    Elsa doesn't want to fuck up the gravy train. If she did leave him and divorced him, the money would slow down to a trickle. As long as she stays married to him, she gets to say, "I'm Mrs. So-and-so" or "Don't you know who my husband is?". Being the ex doesn't carry the same cachet. Wait until he's dirty rich like Mrs. Kevin Costner or Mrs. Steven Spielberg did, then leave his fake cheating ass.
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    The Putin story, holy shit. I can see it, I really can. He's got horrible vibes, just the worst.
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    Putin's mom must've boffed a pig to father him.
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    mr. x #1 i would say nick cannon & mariah carey.

    i like the guess above for mr. x 2&3.
    can't post pics because my computer's broken and i'm stupid

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