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    Default Beef's more into his plastic play-toys than his current boy-toy

    http://yahoo.eonline.com/Gossip/Awfu...060804.html?yh

    One Gossip-Column Blind Vice

    Lordy, you Awful Truth readers are ever proud 'n' pissy, and oh honeys, I do love ya so!
    And just for your super-duper votes of lurve as of late, I'm shooting a humpy humdinger your way:
    There's a fairly talented (not as gifted as he is muscly, that's fer sure) guy who performs in front of the camera. Folks are high-gear gossin' about the boy right now, wondering if he's not having some kind of thing with a big-deal hush-hush homo. Only because, well, let's just say, Beef Slurp-a-Pop (no relation to Slurpa Pop-Off), which is his name, really isn't all that into this guy-on-guy overheated thang he's supposedly having with said celeb dude.

    Ted-translation: Beef's more into his plastic play-toys than his current boy-toy.
    Yep, ol' Beef's into the kinda adult playthings that would make even Kim Cattrall wince in painful imagination. And that's sayin' somethin'.
    Hey, slow down there, Mr. Supersize Stimulator! Don't forget us humans aren't nearly as raunchy and rechargeable (well, at least, not some of us).
    The first person to say this is Vin Diesel gets flamed. I'm gonna guess McConnaughey.
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    Default Re: Casablance Blind Item

    Vin Diesel (ducks)
    If I can't be a good example, then let me be a horrible warning.

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    Default Re: Casablance Blind Item

    It is so not Vin Diesel. First off, Vin is not gay. Secondly, Ted is NEVER that obvious.

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    Default Re: Casablance Blind Item

    Vin Diesel....
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    Default Re: Beef's more into his plastic play-toys than his current boy-toy

    :haha: :haha:
    is beef a clue to his appearance..?

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    Default Re: Beef's more into his plastic play-toys than his current boy-toy

    What about Lance Bass' boyfriend - Reichen or whatever his name is? He's pretty beefy.

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    Default Re: Beef's more into his plastic play-toys than his current boy-toy

    apparently reichen is a faganazi

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    Default Re: Beef's more into his plastic play-toys than his current boy-toy


    The Blind Item Guessing Game: Boy's Toy: Your Answers

    Ted Casablanca has bafflingly worded questions, you have answers. But first, set your "neck massager" to high and work out the kinks in One Gossip-Column Blind Vice again before moving on to your guesses.
    Ted sez: "There's a fairly talented (not as gifted as he is muscly, that's fer sure) guy who performs in front of the camera. Folks are high-gear gossin' about the boy right now, wondering if he's not having some kind of thing with a big-deal hush-hush homo. Only because, well, let's just say, Beef Slurp-a-Pop (no relation to Slurpa Pop-Off), which is his name, really isn't all that into this guy-on-guy overheated thang he's supposedly having with said celeb dude. Ted-translation: Beef's more into his plastic play-toys than his current boy-toy." Read the item.
    You say: Your guesses are after the jump.
    You say: We have no idea how you even worked through the tangled mess of mostly imaginary words that Ted threw out there this week and arrived at your guesses, but most of you believe that Beef Slurp-a-Pop (by the way, is he now naming his blind item aliases exclusively for the sounds that dogs make while they're feeding?) is Matthew McConaughey, the noted semi-nude beach yoga practitioner and naked bongo virtuoso. Some even threw in a guess that the other "big-deal hush-hush homo" is Lance Armstrong. Such overachieving on a Friday afternoon is truly impressive.
    You also say: Vin Diesel, but you nearly always say that when "gay" and "muscles" are involved in a blind item.
    You also say: Ty Pennington, Seann Williamm Scott, "Big Gay" Al Reynolds, Joe Rogan, and Jake Gyllenhaal.
    And The Andy Dick/Dakota Fanning Memorial "You Also Say" Item Goes To: Haley Joel Osment and Wink Martindale (tie).
    Thanks to everyone for playing!



    I TOLD you it wasn't Vin. But not Matthew? I'm stumped now.

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    Default Re: Beef's more into his plastic play-toys than his current boy-toy

    Me too. More muscles than talent and it's not Vin Diesel?

    The Rock maybe?

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    Default Re: Beef's more into his plastic play-toys than his current boy-toy

    Oh man, not Vin, not Matt, not Brandon. Who the hell??

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    Default Re: Beef's more into his plastic play-toys than his current boy-toy

    You have to take Ted with a grain of salt. He's a gossip columnist he likes to get attention. I doubt Ted would reveal who the real person is anyway. I definitely think its Matt Mccoughney because other gossip writers have been hinting he's at least bisexual. And think about it this way Ted would NEVER reveal it anyway because he doesn't want to get sued.

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    Default Re: Beef's more into his plastic play-toys than his current boy-toy

    Quote Originally Posted by Chilly Willy View Post
    Me too. More muscles than talent and it's not Vin Diesel?

    The Rock maybe?
    i really dont think the rock is gay! just doesn't seem it to me

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    Default Re: Beef's more into his plastic play-toys than his current boy-toy

    THis one ist driving me nuts..... I am at a blank... Can't be matthew thought he was a big ho.

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    Default Ted Casablanca's Beef Slurpa Pop

    This is driving me crazy it is not vin diesel, not matthew m please someone help he said same age as matt same muscleness help!!!!

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