Third Person Diva - Lainey Blind Item

[greysfang]

http://www.laineygossip.com/ArticleList.aspx?ID=4283


The Third Person


What’s the measure of a truly obnoxious diva? The demands, yes. The attitude, of course. The sense of entitlement, absolutely.

But don’t forget a whole new way of speaking to go with a whole new level of success. Girlfriend has taken to talking about herself in the third person. Now think about how cloying this would be and imagine you were present during this recent, seemingly harmless discussion she had with her assistant. Let’s call her Judy, after my mother, shall we?

Judy: When is Judy’s call time tomorrow?
Staff: we’re gonna get you there for 7am.
Judy: 7am is too early for Judy. Judy’s going out late at that thing tonight? Can’t you move it for Judy? :
Staff: it’s a half day shoot and they could only get the permit until 2. Did you want me to see if I get you out of the meeting tonight?
Judy: No way, everyone’s gotta see Judy tonight!

And it keeps going and going and going. But don’t doubt for a second that she doesn’t know exactly what she’s doing. Because as much as the third person comes out to rule in private, the words “I” and “me” miraculously re-enter her lexicon as soon as it’s time to sell. Lifelong training and preparation has paid off…and like any true diva, this girl is a total pro.




Reported On 21/07/2006

I think its gotta be Beyonce.

[Raspberry gashes]

Where are the clues, this could be anyone.
And OH MY FUCKING GOSH. You'd just want to slap the bitch upside the head.

[Goose]

Here's what Lainey posted as the "it's nots"

The Third Person
is not Christina Aguilera. It is, however, her competition

Kathleen Turner is NOT The Third Person. Try at least 30 years younger and someone who sings for a living. Isn’t that the pure definition of a diva anyway?

She’s also not Janet Jackson. You’re looking for a sophomore singer – not someone on her 20th class reunion.

The Third Person is not Britney. Judy might be a bitch, but her taste in men runs much more A grade, as in platinum several times, savvy?

Does JayZ have platinum albums - that could clue to Beyonce?

[greysfang]

Where do you find the "nots". I can't seem to get to them.

[Goose]

Originally Posted by greysfang

Where do you find the "nots". I can't seem to get to them.

They were in the last word section when you go through the archives of this week and last week. Can't remember which days they were on.

[Laurent]

The Third Person
is not Christina Aguilera. It is, however, her competition

The Third Person is not Britney. Judy might be a bitch, but her taste in men runs much more A grade, as in platinum several times, savvy?

Jessica Simpson.

[Raspberry gashes]

Yeah its probably sluthead simpson.

[reptilian]

I think Beyonce. Doesn't she have that alter-ego stage self that she refers to in third person?

[mtlebay]

I think it's totally Lindsay Lohan.

She's currently filming that 'Georgia Rules' movie (hence the call times) and we know she's messing up with her tardiness et al. for her late-night partying.

At least 30 yrs younger than Kathleen Turner and competition of Christina Aguilera & Beyonce for the pop music charts! For me, it's so obviously LiLo.

Reported on 21/07/2006--Lilo was filming at that time, not Simpson.

[greysfang]

LL's doesn't have a "platinum" boyfriend.

[mtlebay]

Originally Posted by greysfang

LL's doesn't have a "platinum" boyfriend.

huH?!

[greysfang]

Originally Posted by mtlebay

huH?!

Judy might be a bitch, but her taste in men runs much more A grade, as in platinum several times, savvy?

This person seems to like men who have gone platinum, therefore, not LL.

On second thought, could it possibly be Hillary Duff? She's dating that guy from Good Charlotte.

[southernbelle]

my first thought was Mariah Carey but I can't think of any platinum guys that she's dated.

[ang]

I think Beyonce is an excellent guess. Jay-Z's cds were huge sellers...I'm sure he's multi-platinum. Platinum could also be referring jewelry, too.

[lovelyday]

I definitely think it is Beyonce. Since Jay-Z has gone platinum several times and Lainey refers to this singer being raised in the business.