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Thread: CDAN January 5th 2015 - The Bluff Ė Part One

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    Blind Item #1
    This one name former almost A list singer who has just not been able to capture her former fame is being undercut by this singer turned prisoner turned actress who is also making a living as a madam. All the men who were using the services of our former A lister now call the madam and gives them a huge discount if they say they usually sleep with the former A lister.
    Popular Guess: Ashanti and Foxy Brown

    Blind Item #2
    This second lead Disney actress who wants her own show now that her long running hit is ending is trying to convince the network that she is much more innocent than she really is. She better hope the photos of her little vacation where she spent a lot of time topless and drunk and lots of white powder covering her face donít spread all over the internet or she will be filming Showgirls 2.
    Popular Guess: Bella Thorne

    Blind Item #3
    This married B list mostly television actor from a network show that is soon to end was not with his wife when he was hitting on guys the other night. She did make some solo appearances at the pool though during the day.
    Popular Guess: Matthew Morrison

    Blind Item #4
    This married A+ list mostly movie actor was without his wife at an event this weekend and made the most of it. One of the staff at the event who was his escort ended up back in his hotel room where they had sex. He told her to be discreet. She is selling the story so I donít know how discreet that is.
    Popular Guess: Brad Pitt

    Blind Item #5
    The former girlfriend of this A- list mostly movie actor who has been acting since he was a kid says that more than once his mom walked in on them having sex and the actor wouldnít ask her to leave. The mom would also give sex tips to the girlfriend about how she could make her son happier in bed.
    Popular Guess: Shia LaBeouf

    Blind Item #6
    This B- list mostly television actress/reality star/part of an acting family is married. All the members of her acting family are exactly the same on the list. Anyway, the husband of the actress was given a surprise from his wife and part of the surprise involved his girlfriend who didnít know he was married and his wife is still clueless. Apparently the husband looked like he was going to die of a heart attack when he saw his girlfriend.

    Blind Item #7
    Bad performances are not going to be the only issue for this B+ list celebrity if the world catches on to her fling with the foreign born married celebrity who she has performed with. That squeaky clean image will be gone in an instant.
    Popular Guess: Idina Menzel and Michael Buble

    Blind Item #8
    This B list mostly television actress who doesnít really act any longer but does things behind the camera and still enjoys A list name recognition from her long running now defunct show broke bread the other night with a man who is one of the worldís most wanted criminals. Murder, drug trafficking and much more but she didnít see anything wrong with it.
    Popular Guess: Eva Longoria

    Blind Item #9
    This former B+list mostly movie actress turned cable franchise movie actress hates the criticism she gets for her skinny self so she has started adding weight via photoshop before posting her photos.
    Popular Guess: Tara Reid

    Blind Item # 10
    This SI cover model was partying New Yearís Eve when she threw a drink in a womanís face and accused her of stealing a bottle of champagne from the modelís table. It turns out a friend of the model had the bottle. Did the model apologize? Nope. She said the woman was probably a b**ch anyway and deserved it for something. Our model is a horrible drunk.
    Popular Guess: Chrissy Teigen

    Todayís Blind Items Ė The Bluff Ė Part One
    One of the most important things ever learned while interning at a radio station was how to bluff my way to free tickets and backstage passes to concerts. When you are a college student and donít have unlimited funds, it is a night of fun and complimentary booze and food courtesy of the singerís rider. The down side though is inviting a couple of people to go with you and having the person who was supposed to put your name on the list not do so and then you look like an a-hole. Hey, it happened more than once. One of my favorite tricks was to call up the PR person or manager and tell the person I was a reporter or writer for a made up satellite radio network. There are tons of conglomerates and it is pretty rare to have anyone check up on you because they all want free publicity for their client.

    Well, one of my crushes from a few years earlier was in town and although I already had tickets, I wanted to meet her so needed a plan to get backstage passes. The reporter thing would be good except that I really didnít want to interview her. Most of the time you didnít actually have to. You were just a name on a list and once inside you would just melt in with all of the other people. Sometimes though the rep was waiting for you or left word to let them know when you showed up and you would have to interview them. I could do it if I had to, it was just never my first choice. My crush had been an A+ lister for a year or two before her pop music career went crashing into an abyss from which it has never recovered. She does still sing. Acts some. If you are of a certain age or have a love for her style of pop she has A+ list name recognition. Anyway, I made some calls and a few days later I was put on the list. I was pretty excited to meet her. Excited, but not in a hey I saw The Smiths play live kind of excitement. Yes, I name dropped The Smiths and yes that is me involved in a huge brawl in a Morrissey Live video you can buy anywhere. That is a story for another day though.

    The night before the show to see my crush I got a call from one of my best friends ever who used to get name dropped on the site back in the early days but has since made it very clear she doesnít want to be name dropped any longer and will probably text me then e-mail me and then call me repeatedly after she reads this not realizing of course that it is a blind and that I am not actually name dropping her or mentioning she was also briefly A+ list in a one hit wonder kind of way, but has a unique look that she still adheres to and also does a little bit of everything to stay in the public eye. All of you would know her. I think she hates that back in the day we used to double date and I frequently remind her of some of her poorer dating choices.

    Where was I? Oh yeah. So she calls and says she is going to be in town and wants to hang out and I tell her about the show the next night and she invites herself because of course she knows the crush and they have not seen each other in ages and blah blah blah. This is not going to work out well for me at all. I donít have a choice though. I can either tell her yes or she will make her own calls and be there anyway.
    Popular Guesses: Debbie Gibson, Natalie Imbruglia, Natalie Merchant. Lisa Loeb for the friend


    I'm very sorry for the delay posting these blinds. I've been busy with a personal project and then I went to the river to relax.
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    I'm very sorry for the delay posting these blinds. I've been busy with a personal project and then I went to the river to relax.

    how dare you take a vacation?! just kidding. thanks for doing such a great job, palta!
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    can't post pics because my computer's broken and i'm stupid

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    ^Seconded, you're great, you little avocado!

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    ^^
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    Palta you are so adorable
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    You really are! And we thank you for all the great threads you make
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    You are welcome!
    You are making me blush

    The river:

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    Beautiful.



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