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    A couple through thick and thin - and what's the secret to togetherness? Communication, yes. But also compromise. While they have experienced tough times in the past, they have finally righted the ship, coming to terms on divisive issues, with her finally acquiescing to the one thing he used to have to get elsewhere, from those not so prim and proper or tightlipped for that matter.

    He's got a thing for the back door, you see? In his case, exit AND enter. In the past, it was never allowed at home - hence the wandering. But now, now that he's suffered a bit of a setback, now that he needs cheering, she's been his number 1 source of consolation - shoulder and tail. In limited rationed amounts, just enough to keep him content. After all, that's love, right? You just have to grin and bear it. Happy endings all around.

    http://www.laineygossip.com/ArticleList.aspx?ID=4367


    As much as it pains me to say this, I think it's David Beckham.. Before I get the hate mail...this is why:
    1. Setback: His team did not advance in the World Cup.
    2. Needs Cheering: soccer fans cheer a lot
    3. Consolation: there has been a lot of pics of them together and comments that Victoria has been consoling him after the WC loss and he resigned as Team Captain.

    I hope someone proves me wrong, all the HOT ones can't be gay!

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    Default Re: Compromise is the Key-Lainey Blind Item 8/3/06

    I had thought David Beckham too, even before I finished reading it.

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    You just have to grin and bear it.

    Can't be Beckham ... Victoria never grins. Her face would crack in half.

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    Another reason to think it's the Beckhams; It is rumoured that their press code names are "Thick" and "Thin".

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    I have no idea. I never do. But I'll go w/the Beckhams too. Sounds about right. She would do ANYTHING to keep him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aabbcc View Post
    You just have to grin and bear it.

    Can't be Beckham ... Victoria never grins. Her face would crack in half.

    I dont really understand why she doesn't smile. Doesn't she have about $15,000 worth of teeth in her damn mouth, I'm pretty sure I've read magazine articles saying shes had extensive dental work.

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    Possibly Kobe Bryant and his wife? I remember reading rumors that the rape in Colorado was anal sex.

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    Default Re: Compromise is the Key-Lainey Blind Item 8/3/06

    ^^^ that's a good guess. The Beckhams seem so obvious.
    If I can't be a good example, then let me be a horrible warning.

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    if david beckham likes it up the ass, i wont be able to take it.

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    Default Re: Compromise is the Key-Lainey Blind Item 8/3/06

    I wrote this on another post...Courtney Cox and David Arquette

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    Default Re: Compromise is the Key - Lainey Blind Item 8/3/06

    Update from Lainey:

    Compromise is NOT John Travolta and Kelly Preston. Mr Compromise might like the exit route but it's gotta be a girly one, you get my drift?
    You were lucky to have me. But you know what? I think I already got the best part of you. And she's standing right out there. I don't know... what's left just doesn't look so good anymore. Hope Floats

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goose View Post
    Update from Lainey:

    Compromise is NOT John Travolta and Kelly Preston. Mr Compromise might like the exit route but it's gotta be a girly one, you get my drift?

    Yeah I read that earlier. So we all know John is gay so maybe Mr. Compromise isn't, I'd love to think that Mr. Becks likes girly ones!!!!

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    Compromise is NOT John Travolta and Kelly Preston. Mr Compromise might like the exit route but it's gotta be a girly one, you get my drift?
    Too bad. Some "straight" guys' sexual proclivities being what they are, I wish they would fuck each other and leave women alone. Well me at least.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cocainekate View Post
    Too bad. Some "straight" guys' sexual proclivities being what they are, I wish they would fuck each other and leave women alone. Well me at least.
    Ya go, girl!!! My thoughts EXACTLY.

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    Quote Originally Posted by happy8 View Post
    A couple through thick and thin - and what's the secret to togetherness? Communication, yes. But also compromise. While they have experienced tough times in the past, they have finally righted the ship, coming to terms on divisive issues, with her finally acquiescing to the one thing he used to have to get elsewhere, from those not so prim and proper or tightlipped for that matter.

    He's got a thing for the back door, you see? In his case, exit AND enter. In the past, it was never allowed at home - hence the wandering. But now, now that he's suffered a bit of a setback, now that he needs cheering, she's been his number 1 source of consolation - shoulder and tail. In limited rationed amounts, just enough to keep him content. After all, that's love, right? You just have to grin and bear it. Happy endings all around.

    http://www.laineygossip.com/ArticleList.aspx?ID=4367
    Thick and thin....
    Not so prim and proper or tight lipped...
    The wandering...

    It all adds up to the Beckhams. But do Lainey's clues (inc. the update about "got to be a girly one") mean gay or just a preference for anal?

    As far as that goes, I seem to remember hearing something about kinky sex in their early days.... champagne enemas and the like.

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