October 26th, 2005, 07:37 AM
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Jordache Junky from Ted C 10/26
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If I were you, I wouldn't invite Jordache Junky to your son's bar mitzvah. She might lure him into a stairwell and do him.
Now, don't get me wrong, girlfriends. Most boys would be thrilled to get into J2's prissy undies. I mean, she's been in, like, a million movies, many of which young boys just worship.
That's why I can't believe what she pulled at a Hollywood bash last week. Gulp. There's no delicate way to put it, so here goes: J.J. banged a cater-waiter. And she didn't take him home in a doggie bag. Nope, J.J. jumped this dude's bones in the damn stairwell.
Mena SuvariScarlett JohanssonJessica Alba
If you think it sounds sexy in an Unfaithful kinda way, hold yer Trojans. She was wasted. And while most of the gals her age dig cocaine, J2's more of a, well, horse girl. Yep, she was smacked out. Poof.
Oh, Jordache. I'm sorry 'bout all yer on-and-off relationship woes. I'm also sad for yer latest flicks--which fail on a lotta freakin' levels. But really, honey. A catering dude in a stairwell at an Industry party?!
The above shoulda been the stuff on which porn movies are based--not some sad little episode that had the guy's colleagues nodding their heads in pitiful tsk-tsks. I hear nobody even broke a damn sweat! What kind of friggin' sex act is that--something George and Laura do?
Now, I know you're not friends with Paris Hilton. But maybe you should be?
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Folks at ONTD have an idea it's Brittney Murphy but I'm not convinced, some of the clues doesn't lead to her.
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October 26th, 2005, 07:56 AM
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its got to be britney murphy
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October 26th, 2005, 08:14 AM
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There is a strong case it's Brittney, but what are the millions of movies she's been in that have young boys worshiping her??
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October 26th, 2005, 08:38 AM
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I agree. I figure Brittany Murphy is way too obvious, and Ted is too sneaky to get in trouble with such an obvious blind vice. I can't think of anyone else though!
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October 26th, 2005, 08:51 AM
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kirsten....
she has been acting crazy lately and spiderman is every boys movie
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October 26th, 2005, 08:59 AM
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Kirsten is my guess. She was spotted awhile back shopping for pre-natal vitamins and there was speculation she could be expecting, but then someone said that junkies take pre-natal vitamins to keep themselves from looking like junkies.
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October 26th, 2005, 09:04 AM
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But have either of them been in "like,a million movies"?
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October 26th, 2005, 09:37 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by lennonfan
But have either of them been in "like,a million movies"?
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Maybe that's just "valley girl talk," which leads us back to Clueless,
which leads to Brittany Murphy...or Alicia Silverstone...?
But this confuses me -- "a million movies, many of which young boys
just worship."
If young boys worship Batman Forever...
and "relationship woes" -- who DOESN'T that apply to?
(...besides Paul Newman; yes, we know...  )
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October 26th, 2005, 11:09 AM
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Hmmm.....a million movies?? Someone who started young I am assuming...
Relationship woes....
Kirsten would be my guess. She started pretty young....and she was dating a gay guy, so...
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October 26th, 2005, 11:32 AM
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Yep It's Kirsten! She on her way to Katie status, high, brainwashed and had no clue what bras are for.
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October 27th, 2005, 01:50 AM
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hmmm, what about Jennifer Love Hewitt? she was in quite a few movies that appealed to young boys, like the 'I know what you did last summer' movies, a couple other teen movies where her breasts were the prominent feature.. and lately, she's been looking quite gaunt, and her face is extraordinarily thin and angular, she just has that cracked out look on her face... I don't know where the 'Jordache Junky' part would fit in though...?
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October 27th, 2005, 12:07 PM
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I think it has to be Kirsten....she fits every description!! shameful ho.....
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