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    Default CDAN 20th February 2013 - A List Ex Sex

    Today's Blind Items - A List Ex Sex


    It is always nice when you get along well with your ex. This is especially true if you work in the same industry and might even work together again really soon. No, this is not about Natalie Portman getting back together with her ex, although, you know, filming a movie with the ex while the husband is half a world away. Who knows what might happen. This is actually about an ex couple who is way more famous than Natalie Portman. The thing about them is they are both very discreet. She is an A list, mostly movie actress who can easily hide in the shadows despite her A+ list name recognition. Her ex is a shadow. I'm not exactly sure how he even stays upright at this point with as little as he eats. I'm pretty sure the botox he injects must be keeping him fed somehow. Although she is definitely with someone, he goes in and out of coupledom. About two years ago they started working on a project together because he needed some help getting it made and she can never say no to him. The next thing you know there were calls. Lots of calls. It took about six months before they saw each other again and it was electric. Maybe that is why they scheduled the lunch for a hotel restaurant. They ordered drinks and were in a room before appetizers could be bought to the table. As discreet as our actress is, her ex is a little more talkative and he has been letting it be known that he has an in with her and has been suing her name to get money for projects and she lets him. She also has sex with him about every two months, although there was the three straight says they had sex during the second week of last month. The tabloids are getting close to the scent of the story and it is a jaw dropper.


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    Angelina and Billy Bob?

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    ^ Oh, that's a good guess. I bet Billy Bob's C game sex is better than Vanilla's best.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CornFlakegrl View Post
    Angelina and Billy Bob?
    Those are the first two names that struck me when I read this.

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    They're not scheduled to work together any time soon.
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    She did write an intro for his book....

    Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton have reunited – in the pages of a book.

    Jolie, who divorced Thornton in 2003, has written the foreword for her ex-husband's upcoming memoir, The Billy Bob Tapes: A Cave Full of Ghosts, due out May 15.

    Source: Angelina Jolie Pens Introduction for Billy Bob Thornton's Book - Angelina Jolie, Billy Bob Thornton : People.com

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    But Billy is not really skinny, is he?

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    I'd say he is, he usually looks completely gaunt.
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    ^Botoxed to hell and back sounds like BBT too.

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    I tried looking for new articles about Billy and one had a photo. No idea how recent or not this is, but he doesn't look good.


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    Plus, isn't he known for some very odd eating habits? Or lack there of...like he won't eat anything orange, or something like that.

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    There is no fucking way Billy Bob is any good at sex.
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    Billy Bob is the first person I thought of but I don't know--I can't picture her being easily hidden in the shadows. Him, either, really.

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    ^ She can seem to disappear for months without there being any pictures or anything about her though.

    I think this is meant to be them, whether it's true or not is another matter.

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    Has any BI from CDAN ever been proven true? His BI always seem like he looked through recent pics or headlines and create BI around it.
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