The Sympathy Card

ahtaste777 · June 20th, 2006, 07:58 AM

I have noooooooooo idea. Again Nick and Jessica sprang to mind. But I dunno...

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It’s amazing what a man will resort to as his signature move. Especially someone who, at the time, didn’t seem to need to rely on anything more than his name and his body.

Contrary to official reports about why he’s single and the professional commitments along the way, I’m thinking he probably ended up in this position because she found out what he’d been up to while they were together. But the weird thing is – she played a huge part in his unfaithful cheating routine.

Bizarre, non?

I’m hearing more than a few times, with more than a few ladies, and each one was lured into his bed with a sob story, with declarations of devotion for his significant other. In fact – he couldn’t stop talking about her, but in an almost “I need comfort” kind of way that I’m told was irresistible.

I’ll give you an example: “You know, I really, really care about her but it’s hard you know? Something’s missing”…

And it seemed to work like a charm, because all of them succumbed and all of them enjoyed it. Problem is, most of them also happened to work in the same industry, some for the same company, and pretty soon, they realized their little secret wasn’t so unique after all. Suffice to say, he probably doesn’t fly a certain airline anymore.

Ooops this is from Lainey.
And it's not Nick and Jess at all. Can't think today!!!

MrsDark · June 20th, 2006, 08:52 AM

This totally sounds like Nick Lachey. I'm thinking he might have been unfaithful to Jess because he had to beg for sex.

I mean, he probably at least got something in the way of attention or affection before they were married!

Did she say it wasn't Nick?

Elise · June 20th, 2006, 09:02 AM

This sounds just like Nick. It has to be him.

fiveofus · June 20th, 2006, 09:13 AM

Sounds like them to me.

Santia · June 20th, 2006, 10:44 AM

What about Eminem and his wfie Kim....everone knows they have a love hate relationship..

ahtaste777 · June 20th, 2006, 11:02 AM

No she didn't say it wasn't him. But I re-read and thought it wasn't because Jessica blatantly f*cked around on him. But he probably did the dirty on her too. Lainey's always going on about how he's come out of this whole thing smelling of roses.
I doubted my first guess because it didn't necessarily say they were married. Plus Nick's going out with Vanessa Mill-something so he's not single.
But he is plugging his album hence professional commitments... And the body thing made me think of him.

LynnieD · June 20th, 2006, 12:24 PM

My first thought was Charlie Sheen.....

Raspberry gashes · June 21st, 2006, 09:01 AM

I think Charlie Sheen as well.

Laurent · June 21st, 2006, 09:24 AM

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Problem is, most of them also happened to work in the same industry, some for the same company, and pretty soon, they realized their little secret wasn’t so unique after all. Suffice to say, he probably doesn’t fly a certain airline anymore.

That last line is odd. Sounds like the guy in question was hooking up with a lot of female flight attendants.

I'm going to guess Richie Sambora.

Alphachimp · June 21st, 2006, 03:40 PM

Good guess... Laurent-

Since the breakup with Heather, he's been traveling a lot overseas on Bon Jovi's European 'leg' of the tour...

ahtaste777 · June 22nd, 2006, 07:14 AM

From Lainey

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Charlie Sheen does not play the Sympathy Card. Neither does Nick Lachey.

Laurent · June 22nd, 2006, 07:59 AM

I really think it's Richie now.

LizaMarie · June 22nd, 2006, 08:33 AM

Bon Jovi fly by private jet everywhere and have the one flight attendant who works specifically for the band, her name is Vicky Kopek. Neither Richie nor the band fly commercial.

Oh, and there is a mention of the guy using his name and BODY to get himself places. We all know Richie doesn't exactly have the greatest body now don't we lol!!!

I think it's Nick

Laurent · June 22nd, 2006, 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by LizaMarie

I think it's Nick

I'd agree except Lainey has specifically said it's not Nick according to what ahtaste777 posted above.

If it's not Richie, I don't know. Brad Pitt? Maybe he found a little flight attendant comfort on the side before he hooked up with Angelina?

LizaMarie · June 22nd, 2006, 09:26 AM

Hmm, I don't know... it definitely isn't Nick or Charlie because you're right, Lainey has put that up now.

Who else has broken up recently that would use their body? I'm thinking they may not necessarily be a married couple...

Matt LeBlanc (not exactly a hot body), Chad Lowe (visa vi the previous lol!), Jude Law could be a possibility (Sienna Miller...)