Lainey's Blind Item for 10/24

[SVZ]

We‚ve been lamenting his relationship for a long time. He deserves so much more, doncha think? Well, it would appear that he‚s not as deaf, dumb or as blind as we thought. Because when she‚s away, he‚s got a steady cycle of extras willing to fill the void. We are talking gorgeous honeys, eager to please, at any time of day or night, they are there at the snap of his fingers ˆ even for literally 5 minutes when some technical adjustments need to be made on the set. These service girls are so devoted that they don‚t miss a beat, even during unscheduled interruptions.

Last week, while our man is getting is his quickie special with a lovely companion on her knees, his cell phone went off with „her‰ calling to check in. Needless to say, he displayed some superior acting skills, even gained some brownie points before deftly extricating himself from the conversation ˆ all while enjoying the pleasures down below.

You know the drill. One guess. Good luck. And all the past items are now closed.

[ourmaninBusan]

Ashton F!cking Kutcher.

[MrsDark]

Nick Lachey?

[bobbysue]

danny moder

[LynnieD]

K Fed!!!!!

[britlitgal]

david beckham?

edit: oh, it's a movie star. hmmmm. *thinks*

[MrsDark]

Antonio

[WickedHo]

We‚ve been lamenting his relationship for a long time.
Clue: He's in a long-term relationship.

He deserves so much more, doncha think?
Clue: His significant other ain't all that.

Well, it would appear that he‚s not as deaf, dumb or as blind as we thought.
Clue: His significant other has a bad voice, is stupid, and is ugly/unattractive.

Because when she‚s away, he‚s got a steady cycle of extras willing to fill the void.
Clue: The wife is sometimes away. Why? For work?

We are talking gorgeous honeys, eager to please, at any time of day or night, they are there at the snap of his fingers ˆ even for literally 5 minutes when some technical adjustments need to be made on the set.
Clue: He works on movies. Given the above "extras" comment, we can assume so.

So who is it? I say it's GUY RITCHIE!!!!

[pacific breeze]

Guy was my first choice, too. Although I don't think he's any more of a catch than his wifey is.

[britlitgal]

if it's antonio, i am moving to LA tomorrow, darnit.

[MrsDark]

Hmm. Looking at it all laid out by WickedHo, I'm thinking it probably is Guy Ritchie. Melanie isn't busy enough to be away from Antonio long enough for him to take a piss in private, much less get a hummer from an extra.

[nana55]

Yeah I was thinking Guy too, although Antonio comes to mind.

[ourmaninBusan]

Originally Posted by WickedHo

We‚ve been lamenting his relationship for a long time.
Clue: He's in a long-term relationship.

He deserves so much more, doncha think?
Clue: His significant other ain't all that.

Well, it would appear that he‚s not as deaf, dumb or as blind as we thought.
Clue: His significant other has a bad voice, is stupid, and is ugly/unattractive.

Because when she‚s away, he‚s got a steady cycle of extras willing to fill the void.
Clue: The wife is sometimes away. Why? For work?

We are talking gorgeous honeys, eager to please, at any time of day or night, they are there at the snap of his fingers ˆ even for literally 5 minutes when some technical adjustments need to be made on the set.
Clue: He works on movies. Given the above "extras" comment, we can assume so.

So who is it?

Now I'm going with Antonio Banderas...

...who we know is married to Melanie Griffith, viz:



'Nuff said!

[britlitgal]

melanie's tattoo just screams desperate to me.

there is no way it's guy...madge would have his testes removed and nailed to the wall. as sexually provocative as she is, and as "open-minded" as she likes to present herself in regard to sexual issues, i don't think she'd be too keen on staying with a spouse who might stray. it seems like she has one set of standards for herself, but the traditional ones apply to everyone else.

[bobbysue]

what about will and jada.

Will has a tv show??? and jada sing in the band wicked wisdom- i think