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    Default Diary of a Hollywood Street King 10/12/2012 - Incredibly Obvious

    Who’s Jacky Talking About? – October 12, 2012

    by Jacky Jasper
    Who am I?

    I was a big time t.v. star with a big time ego in the 80′s. I played a detective along side a wild and crazy white dude. It was the coolest show on television.
    I’m a born again Christian and have a shitload of kids. What folks didn’t know was that back in the day, the white co-star dude was a total freak and coke fiend. Not only that, he was constantly hitting on me. He was bi-sexual.
    He was smashing A-lists dudes, chicks, rock stars, groupies, you name it. I managed to dodge his advances, but a couple of times we did three-ways with a lil jumpoff and I had to watch my ass crack.
    He was smoking coke and doing lines and blowing cats right in front of me. I’ve had some financial hardship since our show ended. He got another one, I got a psychic hotline and some dried up Dionne Warwick coochie.
    I won a major breach of contract lawsuit when I got fired for a broad with a fake accent who never showered. Thanks to Centric I can eat again.
    Who am I?

    Who was my white co-star? And what the hell happened to my career?
    Who's Jacky Talking About? - October 12, 2012
    "And yes, Miraval rosé is best served uncool." ~Michael K
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    Phillip Michael Thomas from "Miami Vice" Hell, I see his picture up at the top, it's just blurred out.

    He did Pam Grier DIRTY when they were dating and she was sick with cancer, so eff him.

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    HSK is a bit unclear on this concept of blind items, but this one just made me laugh a little.
    "And yes, Miraval rosé is best served uncool." ~Michael K
    Life is a hell of a thing to happen to a person.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Waterslide View Post
    HSK is a bit unclear on this concept of blind items, but this one just made me laugh a little.
    "I got a psychic hotline and some dried-up Dionne Warwick coochie" made me giggle. I just may start shouting that out at random moments just to get a reaction out of folks.
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    Don Johnson would fuck a snake if somebody held its head. This comes as a fun "surprise" but not unexpected.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hustle4alivin View Post
    "I got a psychic hotline and some dried-up Dionne Warwick coochie" made me giggle. I just may start shouting that out at random moments just to get a reaction out of folks.
    I seriously want to see that! That line is pure genius.

    ETA - I didn't know he dumped Pam Grier when she had cancer? That's fucked up. She's too good for him.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sylkyn View Post
    Don Johnson would fuck a snake if somebody held its head. This comes as a fun "surprise" but not unexpected.
    ^LOL, that is true, too!
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    Gossip/Gossip/Gossip webpage says Don Johnson was bisexual, other sources have said the same thing. I guess it is true.

    I have heard from many sources Johnson is bisexual!!
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    I've heard DJ was once a rent boy. The secrets he could tell has kept his career alive all these years, supposedly.
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    I won a major breach of contract lawsuit when I got fired for a broad with a fake accent who never showered.
    Whoda fuck is THIS LOL?


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    Quote Originally Posted by BITTER View Post
    Whoda fuck is THIS LOL?
    "Caul mi NOW!!!!"

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    Girl does look kinda funky.
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    I can't stop saying "Caul me now..."

    And someone at that site linked to this gem.....

    [YOUTUBE]sLRwdbg1xME[/YOUTUBE]
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    Quote Originally Posted by Waterslide View Post
    I can't stop saying "Caul me now..."

    And someone at that site linked to this gem.....

    [YOUTUBE]sLRwdbg1xME[/YOUTUBE]
    Poor Phillip Michael. He used to wear that gold necklace that said "EGOT" which stood for Emmy, Grammy, Oscar and Tony - all the awards he said he was gonna win. Then that awful album came out and all bets were off. Then one of his exes, actress Shiela DeWindt, came forward and exposed him as a deadbeat dad, failing to pay child support for the several kids they had together. He has many, many chilluns by several wimmins.

    But he was a pretty motherfucker, I swear. I'd have had a baby for him
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    I remember that EGOT story and that was just really sad. He is really a strange character, but apparently completely "normal" compared to Don Johnson.

    Is this Sheila DeWindt?



    She's gorgeous.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Waterslide View Post
    I remember that EGOT story and that was just really sad. He is really a strange character, but apparently completely "normal" compared to Don Johnson.

    Is this Sheila DeWindt?



    She's gorgeous.
    Yes, that is her I think.

    Here is the JET article detailing her relationship w/PMT:Jet - Google Books

    IMDB.com has him listed as the father of seven! I was certain that there were more.

    ETA: Wiki Answers says he has ELEVEN CHILLUNS!!


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