June 9th, 2006, 06:03 AM
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One Heh-Heh-Heh Blind Vice
Grabby Goose-Egg, a major H-town playah, fooled around on his classy wife for ages--old story, to everybody save Missus Goose-Egg, who was roundly humiliated when she discovered her hubby's regular diddling sessions with Girlfriend Hex. It was worthy of a bad Julia Roberts movie, really.
Eventually, G.G.E. did the typical-male thang: He dumped the wife who had always stood by him (not to mention provided him with a family) and married the vixen S&M type. Doncha just know how happy they are together now? No? Well, more on that surprise ending in a sec.
First, gotta tell ya the first Missus G.E.'s fancy-pants buds, on the boards of most Hell-Ay charities, have mouths that make truck-driver bitchery pale in comparison. See, when they discuss the new Missus Goose-Egg, they typically use words that not even I would deign to repeat--and for this Texas-born trash collector, babycakes, that's sayin' somethin'.
  
What, have recent hell-raising hookups finally made Tinseltown spouses stand up and revolt? Perhaps.
It's no question, though, that the original sinner, Grabby himself, is up to his old tricks again. He's treating his va-va-voom bride like crap, ditching her to watch sports, among other manly activities, every chance he gets.
Fitting, no?
http://www.eonline.com/Gossip/Awful/...nd.060609.html
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June 9th, 2006, 06:50 AM
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Re: One Heh-Heh-Heh Blind Vice
Dont let the pics fool you..............Denzel is still married to Pauletta and it cant be Brad as Jen did not 'provide him with a family.' And the Trumps on his 3rd wife.
OK.............so bad Julia Roberts movie..........a guy who LOVES sports.................a new S&M vixen wife..........classy ex wife has kids..............hmmmmmm any ideas? Im stumped!!
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June 9th, 2006, 06:53 AM
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Re: One Heh-Heh-Heh Blind Vice
Don't forget to put the source in that first one.
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June 9th, 2006, 07:20 AM
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Re: One Heh-Heh-Heh Blind Vice
Julia Roberts is a clue... probably one of her co-stars.
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June 9th, 2006, 07:40 AM
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Re: One Heh-Heh-Heh Blind Vice
None of them seem to fit!! We need more clues!!
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June 9th, 2006, 09:02 AM
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Re: One Heh-Heh-Heh Blind Vice
Well, Kevin Costner comes to mind because of the other 'situation' he is involved in...
I don't know...
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June 9th, 2006, 09:06 AM
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Re: One Heh-Heh-Heh Blind Vice
Why not Julia Roberts? Wasn't her husband married with kids before she took him away? Doesn't say the guy is an actor at all, just a major player.
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June 9th, 2006, 09:14 AM
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Re: One Heh-Heh-Heh Blind Vice
It's Michael Douglas. Catherine Zeta-Jones was in a film called America Sweethearts along with Julia Roberts.
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June 9th, 2006, 09:15 AM
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Yay!! We have our own FIRECROTCH!!! Welcome!
Your avatar is perfect.
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June 9th, 2006, 09:20 AM
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Re: One Heh-Heh-Heh Blind Vice
welcome, firecrotch!
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June 9th, 2006, 09:27 AM
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Hilarious avatar Firecrotch!
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June 9th, 2006, 09:44 AM
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It's Michael Douglas. Catherine Zeta-Jones was in a film called America Sweethearts along with Julia Roberts. |
Very good guess - he did mary CZJ pretty dang quick after divorcing wife #1:
Spouse Catherine Zeta-Jones( 18 November 2000 - present) 2 children Diandra Douglas( 20 March 1977 - June 2000) (divorced) 1 child
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June 9th, 2006, 10:41 AM
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Yay!! We have our own FIRECROTCH!!! Welcome!
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Thank you. I was stunned that this login wasn't already taken.
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June 9th, 2006, 11:07 AM
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Re: One Heh-Heh-Heh Blind Vice
That was my initial guess too! 
I think CZJ was pregnant before his divorce was finalized and he's also got that celebrity golf tour he hosts every year with regards to that sports part. The whole vixen S&M thing sounded like her character Velma from chicago too.
But If he thinks he can do better than CZJ in his current state of psychical decay,then he really is insane.
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June 9th, 2006, 11:25 AM
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