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    Default Popbitch 08/06

    This is juicy!!!! Not that I really know anything about formula one.

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    Every year at the Monaco Grand Prix, a luxury
    yacht weighs anchor in the harbour and acts
    as a brothel for the drivers. One of the crew
    members recently revealed his favourite story.

    A couple of years ago, a recently retired F1
    favourite disappeared into a suite with two
    hookers, but asked the crew to watch his
    phone as he was expecting a call. His wife
    was in hospital in labour. When the phone
    rang, a crew member duly took the phone into
    the suite to find the bed covered in shit.
    The star had taken so much cocaine he'd
    lost control of his bowels. Still, this
    didn't phase the driver, as he calmly took
    the call from his mother-in-law, informing
    him that his child had been born. How sweet.

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    That's the grossest story I've heard in ages. I thank you.
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    Default Re: Popbitch 08/06

    I didn't know one could lose control of one's bowels from taking too much cocaine.

    Hmm. You learn something new everyday.

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    I always thought cocaine and opiates caused constipation..
    and I have no idea who it could be

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    Default Re: Popbitch 08/06

    That reminds me of the scene in "Trainspotting" where the guy woke up in someone else's bed, covered in shit because he had lost control of his bowels and as he was leaving, he flung shit on the people sitting at the kitchen table.

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    Default Re: Popbitch 08/06

    thats lovely; gawd i hate eurotrash

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    Default Re: Popbitch 08/06

    The only person I can think that it could be is Damon Hill. I know he retired more than a couple of years ago, but Popbitch can be a bit loose in their facts sometimes (putting it politely ) .

    And I don't think they will have heard of other drivers from a few years back who are/were married - people like Mika Hakkinen, Olivier Panis, Jean Alesi, Mika Salo, Verstappen, Frentzen or Alex Wurz (and the latter lived in Monaco so wouldn't have needed a yacht).

    Although I have mixed feelings about Verstappen. He's always seemed dumb enough.

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    Default Re: Popbitch 08/06

    HOLY SHIT! hahaha

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    Default Re: Popbitch 08/06

    Quote Originally Posted by shaki80
    I always thought cocaine and opiates caused constipation..
    and I have no idea who it could be
    Cocaine is a stimulant. But opiates can cause constipation.
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    Default Re: Popbitch 08/06

    That reminds me of the scene in "Trainspotting" where the guy woke up in someone else's bed, covered in shit because he had lost control of his bowels and as he was leaving, he flung shit on the people sitting at the kitchen table.
    i too thought of that scene when i read this! apparently sick minds think alike.

    btw, this is the grossest blind item ever. i don't think i ever want to know the answer.

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    Default Re: Popbitch 08/06

    Quote Originally Posted by Eddie
    The only person I can think that it could be is Damon Hill. I know he retired more than a couple of years ago, but Popbitch can be a bit loose in their facts sometimes (putting it politely ) .
    dont think its damon hill as his youngest was born in 98 and he retired in 99

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