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    One Homo-Helper Blind Vice From E!

    Oh gosh, Wiggly Jiggle-Poof is too cute. America loves her. I mean, him.

    Or do I?

    Oh, let's back up, shall we? And that's an appropriate segue if there ever was one, because Wiggly--a desperate eager type from Blandsville, Anywhere--got more than just a foot in the door, know what I mean, my jaded jellybeans?

    Let me be more clear (not exactly my strong suit, I know): Wiggly was helped enormously with his glitzy 'n' glam gig by a certain in-the-closet major Biz player by the name of Burp Behemoth. Yes, sexual favors were included in exchange for W.'s 9-to-5 rise. Just as long as W.J.P. remained available for Burp's pleasures, when he so chose, which actually turned out to be not that often.

    So, was it all that bad, in the end?

    Certainly not for Mr. Jiggle. That is, unless more and more boob-tube devotees discover the little deal J.P. made with the Tinseltown devil--with whom many of us are so often tempted to do bidness.


    And it ain't: Matt LeBlanc, Will Smith or Mike Myers.


    *I'm going w/Wentworth Miller because I have no idea otherwise.

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    sounds like it could be wentworth? but he came from yale not exactly blandsville, anywhere

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    Princeton, get your Wentworth trivia right SVZ!

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    Did you ever notice that almost all of Teds blind vices are about either
    A) gay men that are closeted or B) coked out actresses???

    Just my observation. I need a life...

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    ^^ITA, Lynnie...they're losing their excitement. coke & gay are the new weed & promiscuous.

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    Blow and gays....it's just not fun anymore! Especially since I can never ever figure out who the hell he's talking about!!! Dammit!

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    Taylor Hicks maybe?
    Mischief. Mayhem. Tattoos. Soap.

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    Its Ryan Seacrest.
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    i don't think it's ryan s. because he always had a career in radio before he went onto tv and all else...it's not like he needed that much of a helping hand. besides, he's from atlanta. is that considered blandesville? or would b'ville be a podunky type of place somewhere? *lost*

    hmm...should we be making more of the "9-to-5 rise" comment?

    i'm starting to not like ted so much...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mookie
    i don't think it's ryan s. because he always had a career in radio before he went onto tv and all else...it's not like he needed that much of a helping hand. besides, he's from atlanta. is that considered blandesville? or would b'ville be a podunky type of place somewhere? *lost*

    hmm...should we be making more of the "9-to-5 rise" comment?

    i'm starting to not like ted so much...
    I was wondering that as well. Something to do with the Office?
    You were lucky to have me. But you know what? I think I already got the best part of you. And she's standing right out there. I don't know... what's left just doesn't look so good anymore. Hope Floats

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    I think Ryan fits pretty well.
    If I can't be a good example, then let me be a horrible warning.

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    I think Ryan, too... Good call-

    Guess he's too busy to 'hang out' with Merv 'The Perv' Griffen now that he's rich and famous...

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    Update: Per Teds column on 06/09 it is NOT the following:

    Tom Welling
    Clay Aiken
    Jesse Metcalf (though he said that was close--less beefy)
    Ashton Kutcher

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    Jiggle Wiggle Poof has got to be Ryan Seacrest and Burp Behemoth is Merv Griffin.

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    How about Carson Daly? He fits the "close, but not as beefy" as Jesse Metcalf clue. He looks exactly like Jesse. Plus, his career is alot like Ryan Seacrest's. Burp Behemoth can still be Merv Griffin.

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