CDAN 8/3/2012 Four For Friday - His List Is Long + 2 more blinds

[Waterslide]

Blind Item #1

If you date this former A list celebrity and now a struggling C who still has A list recognition, you do so at your peril. Of course before you even get a date with her she will know whether or not you are into kink. She only wants you if you are willing to be dominated by her and are willing to suffer all in the name of her personal satisfaction. You think you are going to get satisfied? Not going to happen at least while you are with her. It is all about her and only her and if you can't handle that then you better leave. She does not break up with guys, they run from her. The longer you go out with her the edgier she gets and the riskier she gets. Safe words? Not with her. She goes until she gets tired or bored. Oh, and this will be revealed.

Blind Item #2

Ever wonder why this now A list television actress on a hit television show split from her celebrity husband? It turns out that the celebrity husband had been keeping a secret from his wife. It involves another actress who used to be a nice solid B lister on a hit television show. Her show faded to nothing and all she is left with now is a vague acting and modeling career. Oh, and her willingness to do anything for a musician she likes. Back before the A list actress got involved with her husband, our then B list actress and him hooked up. Sometimes alone and sometimes with her then celebrity boyfriend. Over the years, our former B list actress has kept in touch with the musician and when he comes to town or needed a companion on the road he would give her a call and if she was available, she would come running. It stopped happening when he first got married and also when the former B list actress got clean, but things happen and they were in the same city and it happened again and the A list actress wife found out.

Four For Friday - His List Is Long

It's Friday. The end of a long work week. It feels like the summer weeks when you are working are the longest because everyone else is on vacation. I will be here all weekend and will have a blind reveal tomorrow. I will try and find something extra juicy. If you have not already done so, please follow me on Twitter @entylawyer. I try and discuss things on there that I don't here and do it much more briefly with lots of abbreviations and missing words to make it all fit.


Lets talk about the cheating this B+ movie actor has done on his B= list actress girlfriend over the past few years. It only seems fair. Lots you will know, but many you won't. The list numbers about 10. The most salacious to me was the marriage he broke up. She used to be a B+ television actress on a very hit show. She got married and had some problems. She got back together with her husband then auditioned for a movie with our actor. The chemistry was instant. By the time they started filming her marriage was over and our actor and actress were in bed everyday. One time they were joined by one of his other long time female co-stars.


Threesomes are nothing new. Our actor and his best friend who is also an actor took an actress with them on a European trip. Sex and booze and threesomes the entire time. The actress had previously had a relationship with our actor and she even co-starred with him in another role that required sex scenes. She said they were real. Remember, this is all going on while he is dating the B+ list actress from the first paragraph.


There were always the flings with his co-stars. That happened before during and after. There was the European burlesque dancer. Oh, and a couple of models. There is the night he got drunk and made the ultimate mistake and slept with someone who should not be slept with unless you have a quadruple strength latex bodysuit. She has actually started getting work again. There was the C list Australian actress and the reality star from VH-1. Oh, there was the co-star of the actress that had her marriage broken because of him. That was an interesting one. There was the daughter of one of the director's of a movie he starred in. He told her he wanted to be with her forever, but didn't really mean it. He just wanted to sleep with her. There are a few more, but no one would know who they are.

[faithanne]

WTF? I can't understand any of this. He's worse than Ted and it's not because every second word is scrumptious, he's just so fucking convoluted it does my head in.

[Kittylady]

I'm going to make a very random guess of Juliette Lewis for #1 just because she's looks like she's got some serious crazy going on.

[Waterslide]

WTF? I can't understand any of this. He's worse than Ted and it's not because every second word is scrumptious, he's just so fucking convoluted it does my head in.

People at the site wanted flow charts and diagrams, too. Whoever writes CDAN is either illiterate or pretending to be.

Love Raylan, by the way!

[teforde23]

#2 totally random researched guess. Lena Headly from Game of thrones is divorced from a musician Peter Loughran. Or Zooey Deschanel and her ex Ben Gibbard. I think the former B List actress is Mischa Barton. Just because the descriptions (now doing modeling and her career is non existent) fits her to a tee

[blinditembabe]

The His List is Long "blind" has been lifted from a wingnut Kristen Stewart fan who has been posting it all over the internet:

IMDb :: Boards :: Robert Pattinson :: No wrong?

by nodrunkplease 2 days ago (Wed Aug 1 2012 11:21:38) Ignore this User | Report Abuse Robert Pattinson has been cheating on Kristen Stewart since the start of their relationship. He hooked up with Megan Fox AFTER the Twilight premiere in Tokyo when he first got together with Kristen. He was sleeping with Nikki Reed at the start of New Moon filming and Ashley Greene all throughout. He hooked up with that Erika Dutra chick in Cannes that year and Camilla Belle in NYC when she went to visit him there during Remember Me filming. There were rumors of him and Emilie de Ravin having and on-set fling that same summer during filming. He was cheating with Ashley Greene again during Eclipse filming that fall while Kristen was on set. There were the rumors of him leaving Leighton Meester’s apartment in NYC early the next year. He cheated with some burlesque dancer Caroline Jones during Bel Ami filming in London causing him to be late for Eclipse re shootsHe cheated with Lindsay Lohan during Water for Elephants filming in LA that summer at Las Palmas and was photographed poolside with a bartender from Saddleranch crawling all over this lap poolside at a hotel that July after Kristen had already left for Montreal to being On the Road filming. There were rumors that he was going to co ke parties in Malibu and hooking up with sk anks like Teresa Palmer all that summer too. He was supposedly hooking up with Maggie Grace during Breaking Dawn filming while they were back in Vancouver spotted in her hotel while Kristen was back in LA. There was the Russian model Ana Colja who was interviewed saying how she’d been ‘close’ with Rob since attending the Oscars with him years back and they still saw each other all the time, hinting at a sexual relationship between the two.He was said to have been hooking up with his director David Cronenberg’s youngest daughter Caitlin during Cosmopolis filming that summer, hitting lots of late night hot spots and parties, spreading their DNA all over Toronto together. He was hooking up with LA bar sk anks like that Shea Marie chick who tweeted she shared “Jameson and Gingers” with him at Jimmy Fallon’s Emmy after-party and went back to Rob’s house to hang out following. There were all the bars he was hitting in LA closing them down at 3-4am every night while Kristen was busy in London filming Snow White and the Huntsman, girls tweeting about sharing drinks and cigarettes with him on the patio and flirting with him. He only visited Kristen one time during filming and not again until the very end after they finished their international promo tour for Breaking Dawn 1 and also his co-star Natalia Tena who he’d already had a history with before too.

The same exact post is all over the internet.

Googled for your OMGWTF pleasure:

https://www.google.com/#hl=en&output...w=1024&bih=586

[teforde23]

That blind is basically word for word from that post. I am officially disillusioned by his blinds now. How could he not know someone would find out.

[penname]

OK, I'm going to take a wild stab about the first one: Whoopi Goldberg.

I remember a blind ages ago about someone who was seriously into kink, with clues that pointed to The Color Purple, so I thought of her. I've never fully understood the sliding scale of A-list/C-list/A-list-recognition thing, but maybe this applies to her. Maybe.

[zzzz_what]

Ever wonder why this now A list television actress on a hit television show split from her celebrity husband? It turns out that the celebrity husband had been keeping a secret from his wife. It involves another actress who used to be a nice solid B lister on a hit television show. Her show faded to nothing and all she is left with now is a vague acting and modeling career. Oh, and her willingness to do anything for a musician she likes. Back before the A list actress got involved with her husband, our then B list actress and him hooked up. Sometimes alone and sometimes with her then celebrity boyfriend. Over the years, our former B list actress has kept in touch with the musician and when he comes to town or needed a companion on the road he would give her a call and if she was available, she would come running. It stopped happening when he first got married and also when the former B list actress got clean, but things happen and they were in the same city and it happened again and the A list actress wife found out.

A-list television actress on a hit show: Courtney Cox
Celebrity husband whom she left: David Arquette
Former B-list actress, now vaguely modeling/acting: ? (Yasmine Bleeth?)
Singer hooking up with former B-list actress: ?
Singer's A-list actress wife: ?

(Or Kate Bosworth/Chris Martin/Gwyneth?)

Alternative guess for A-list TV actress who left "celebrity" husband - Christina Applegate and Johnathon Schaech?

[Genie123]

I don't think Cougar Town is considered a hit show though. Been almost canceled and now going to be moved to cable on TBS.

[dilligaf]

Love Hewitt for one. Men run like hell away from her.

[NoNoRehab]

So there's this A- list former tweener who was dating a B+ musician and then they ran into this C list actress who used to be married to this D++ gymnast. So then the gymnast and the musician who had a big hit ten years ago, but only in Sweden, decided to screw and guess what, that Z list reality star you've seen everywhere who used to babysit that famous teen star with a lisp was recording everything. And everyone is hoping that tape doesn't get out because in addition to the A-list former tweener, the B+ musician, the C list actress, the D++ gymnast and Z list reality star it featured a certain X list chimpanzee we all know and love. And I haven't even mentioned yet the cocaine, orchids, Pepsi and glowsticks involved! Also, the chimp had sex with its mother. SOURCE: ENTY.