CDAN 7/30/2012 - The Prison + 1 Tweener Blind Item

[Waterslide]

Monday, July 30, 2012

Blind Item #1

What former tweener who has made more money than just about any other tweener ever since giving up acting is pregnant. She loves being pregnant, but is having a whole lot of trouble kicking cigarettes and the prescription pills. Until she does, she is not saying anything about being pregnant. She really is all grown up.

Posted by ent lawyer

Monday, July 30, 2012

Today's Blind Items - The Prison

Is our former B+ list actress with still A list name recognition actually in jail? No. Actually locked up against her will? Nope. She has been isolated from everyone close to her though from her past. Who she can speak to and who she is allowed to see are closely monitored. Her significant other who everyone also knows makes our actress think she has some control over her life, but she really doesn't. Can she go out alone? Not really. Can she go out with her girlfriends? What girlfriends. Even if she had girlfriends left after years of isolation, there is no way he could let her go out unsupervised. She might wander off. Work? Umm, no. Last time she worked she almost left him because she tasted sweet freedom. Even Katie Holmes got to go out alone and got to work. Sure, there were bodyguards and minders, but she got to go out. Our actress gets none of that. Her man is so insecure that he makes her share a cell phone with him. No cell phone for herself. They have an extra one for emergencies or if he is going to be out for longer than an hour or two. Oh, yeah, he is allowed to go out. While he is out though if she is not with him, then he keeps her at home. It is better for her he says. Wouldn't want to have to deal with all those paps by herself. This is not the same person she was even five years ago. At this point in her life she defers every decision to her significant other. Dinner, clothes, anything and everything, he is the one who decides. At this point she is like a robot and it just keeps getting worse.

Posted by ent lawyer

[dksnj]

1) Mary Kate or Ashley (i get them confused)

2) No idea

[Waterslide]

Yeah, maybe Mary-Kate Olsen! Isn't she the one dating the Sarkozy brother?

I think the second one is supposed to be Megan Fox, or at least that was the popular guess.

[rollo]

I don't know.

#1 Miley? #2 Britters (think she has acted somewhere?)

[fgg]

Yeah, maybe Mary-Kate Olsen! Isn't she the one dating the Sarkozy brother?

definitely the one dating the sarkozy brother. the pictures of her recently showed her smoking and the olsen's have made more money than god. no way any other former child star or actor even has more money than they do.

[Kittylady]

I don't know.

#1 Miley?

I don't think it can be Miley. The Daily Fail has been bombarding us with pictures of her in cropped t-shirts and shorts/leggings every time she's been to the gym/pilates/whatever for weeks now. I'm going with a Trollson twin.

I'm going to agree with Megan Fox for BI #2. Hasn't there been something going on about BAG supposedly planning how best to cash in on her pregnancy or something? Sorry, I've been a bit out of the celeb gossip loop lately, but she's who I thought of when I read the BI.

[Jana]

1. Mary Kate Olsen

2. Sounds a lot like Megan Fox

[zzzz_what]

I also though Brit for #2, but she doesn't fit the actress clues. My second thought, for some reason, was Tori Spelling. But she's probably more like a C-.

[bootspaige]

The referall to being "like a robot" could refer to MF's stint in Transformers.

[SuriCruise]

Agree with MF for #2.

Also an Olsen for #1. Not sure which, can't tell them apart. They smoke, most likely take drugs and prescription meds, and have made a tonne of money after acting.

[Jezi]

Wouldn't they call an Olsen a former child actress in stead of a tweener, though?

I was gonna say Dakota Fanning but I don't think she's given up acting.


I'm not sure about Megan Fox, for the second. She's worked this year and last year, and the blind makes it sound she hasn't worked in a while.

[olivia]

Wouldn't they call an Olsen a former child actress in stead of a tweener, though?

I was gonna say Dakota Fanning but I don't think she's given up acting.


I'm not sure about Megan Fox, for the second. She's worked this year and last year, and the blind makes it sound she hasn't worked in a while.

Ent tends to exaggerate and distort to please his unctuous fans. There is something weird about the relationship between MF and BAG. Never count on an Ent BI being as kinky/rapey/molesty/culty/controlly as CDAN implies...EVER.

[sjelle]

2. Sounds a lot like Megan Fox

Yeah, Lainey had a BI "how he holds her" a few years ago - MF was a big guess then
Lainey's Entertainment Update - Celebrity Gossip | Article Detail

There's also an allusion to her abortion there, 08/08/08 is Father's Day in Taiwan.

Then there was a reveal Lainey's Entertainment Update - Celebrity Gossip | Article Detail

and some other references to him
Lainey's Entertainment Update - Celebrity Gossip | Article Detail
Lainey's Entertainment Update - Celebrity Gossip | Article Detail
Lainey's Entertainment Update - Celebrity Gossip | Article Detail

and then there's this:
Lainey's Entertainment Update - Celebrity Gossip | Article Detail

“I would love to be the Riddler. I’d like to be in the next ‘Batman,’ even though I am busy killing machines and people (on Terminator Sarah Connor) (...) That’s impossible to answer now (how I would approach the role). That would take years of preparation. It’s tough. Heath set the bar at a new level....

Dude is hilarious. I can totaly see him telling her she's nothing without him and he made her (they've been together since she was like 12), and she's the most insecure woman in Hollywood so I have no problem believing she'd put up with it. Besides, just look at ony of their pics, the way he, um, holds her, the way he's fronting in fornt of the camera while she's somewhere in the background. The guy loves the attention and it's obvious she's the only reason anyone's still even talking about him.


btw I recently found this old article before anyone knew who Megan Fox was Lainey's Entertainment Update - Celebrity Gossip | Article Detail

[Genie123]

sUOTE=Jezi;2779798]Wouldn't they call an Olsen a former child actress in stead of a tweener, though?

Wasn't the word tween coined in the 90s to describe the Olsens and their fans?

[Mrs P]

Wouldn't they call an Olsen a former child actress in stead of a tweener, though?.

That was my first thought too.

As for number two......

I always look forward to posting this video anytime BAG is mentioned!
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