Cucumber - Lainey Gossip blind 07/25/12

[felix]

From Lainey 07/25/12:

Let’s take a break from the Twilight despair to get into some sexual produce.

They’ve been together a while now. They’re beautiful and fashionable and they’ve travelled the world. This sense of adventure extends beyond geography. After so many years, it would appear that these two are still super hot for each other.

At a party very recently, they wandered into the garden. They started kissing, rubbing, grinding. He went between her thighs...with his hands...and an accessory.

A cucumber.

In the garden.

At a party.

With a cucumber.

She enjoyed it.

They didn’t know at the time but there was an audience. When they figured that out they were obviously mortified. They’re a lot luckier than Kristen Stewart though. The evidence in this case will not be published.

[fgg]

disgusting! i need more hints.

[SHELLEE]

The Brange!

[dilligaf]

Justin Timberlake and whatsherface?

[mjw]

Michael Pitt and Jamie Bochert. They have been to several fashion parties in France recently.

[MohandasKGanja]

A cucumber that had been lying in the dirt until they happened upon it???

[MsChiff]

^it's probably still laying there.. dying inside.

[nancydrew]

I'm sure its a pickle, now.

[MohandasKGanja]

^it's probably still laying there.. dying inside.

They could make it into a salad and serve it with some of that Kopi Luwak coffee on the side.

[smallandshiny]

My first thought was Diane Kruger and Joshua Jackson.

[MohandasKGanja]

Kelli Pickler and PC billionaire Michael Dill.

[Honey]

This is the funniest BI I have read in ages

[MohandasKGanja]

This is the funniest BI I have read in ages

And the most ecologically responsible. I'm starting to think this might have been Woody Harrelson and Manon van Gerkan.

[coolade]

I'm sure its a pickle, now.

Brangelina.

[witchcurlgirl]

How come there are never whole cucumbers at any parties I attend? They're already sliced. Is it to prevent things like this?