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    Default CDAN 7/16/2012 - The Actress Who Loves A Child Molester + 2 more blinds

    Monday, July 16, 2012

    Blind Item #1

    Which B- list always movie actress who used to be much bigger in her franchise days is back on the booze. The actress has always worked hard to stay off the booze since some embarrassing incidents a couple of years back. At an event this weekend, booze was at the beginning, middle and end of her things to do.



    Blind Item #2

    How awkward is it to have guests over to your home, knowing you paid to have sex with the wife of one of the people you invited over. Well, this A+ list actor found out first hand this weekend. Of course since he is paying his current girlfriend too, it probably wasn't as awkward as it could have been.


    Today's Blind Items - The Actress Who Loves A Child Molester

    This actress is not just someone you have never heard of. This actress is a B- list actress who has done movies and television. She was on a huge hit for an almost network. Anyway, the actress ended up meeting this guy, and despite him already sleeping with several women each day, she fell in love with him. Now, she is one of the several women he sleeps with everyday. The problem is the guy just doesn't love women, he also loves teens. As in underage teens. As in 16 and 17 year old teens and the actress knows about it, but refuses to leave him despite this. She also refuses to leave him despite his insistence that the couple have threesomes as much as possible. Our actress defends the actions of her boyfriend and thinks that people who don't understand him or his needs, are just wrong. The crazy thing is, our actress has got her best friend, a foreign born B+ list movie and television actress from the same show also thinking this guy is incredible. No word on whether the pair were involved in a threesome with the boyfriend since our second actress claims to have a boyfriend, but if they did, Comic-Con probably would have exploded. Oh, and I'm about to give you your favorite words. This will be revealed.


    1. The Usual Drunk Actress Suspects
    2. In Hollywood, this cannot be awkward can it?
    3. For a supposed lawyer, he really doesn't have a grasp on what "child molester" means.
    "AND WHEN YOU BECAME DENISE, I TOLD ALL YOUR COLLEAGUES, THOSE CLOWN COMICS, TO FIX THEIR HEARTS OR DIE."

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    That is a jarring headline, seems tame after he expalined.
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    1 The Drunk Tara Reid
    2 Clooney
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    When are we getting to the child molestor part of the story? Hmm..where I'm from originally the age of consent was 14, the state I live now it's 16. I keep forgetting that it's 18 in some places. Still, this is very different than luring a kid into a van with candy - which is what I thought it would be like.

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    Blind Item #2

    How awkward is it to have guests over to your home, knowing you paid to have sex with the wife of one of the people you invited over. Well, this A+ list actor found out first hand this weekend. Of course since he is paying his current girlfriend too, it probably wasn't as awkward as it could have been.

    A+: Clooney
    Guests: Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan
    Current gf: Stacy Kiebler

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    Clooney had sex with Jenna Dewan? Hmmm, don't see it.

    I was going to guess Charlie Sheen, cuz he'll pay to have sex with anyone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Coffeelover View Post
    When are we getting to the child molestor part of the story? Hmm..where I'm from originally the age of consent was 14, the state I live now it's 16. I keep forgetting that it's 18 in some places. Still, this is very different than luring a kid into a van with candy - which is what I thought it would be like.
    I agree. Whoever writes these blinds these days are full of crap.
    "AND WHEN YOU BECAME DENISE, I TOLD ALL YOUR COLLEAGUES, THOSE CLOWN COMICS, TO FIX THEIR HEARTS OR DIE."

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    Z list "actresses" like Jenna Dewan escort to pay the bills in the beginning.

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    they all start out z list. do they all peddle ass?
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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post
    they all start out z list. do they all peddle ass?
    Well, there is that.....
    "AND WHEN YOU BECAME DENISE, I TOLD ALL YOUR COLLEAGUES, THOSE CLOWN COMICS, TO FIX THEIR HEARTS OR DIE."

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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post
    they all start out z list. do they all peddle ass?
    Whether it's for straight-up cash to pay the bills while going on auditions, or for actual acting gigs - It's all the same, in my opinion.

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    Serious question - how does one have the time to sleep with several women each day? That sounds exhausting, and boring after a while.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stella blue View Post
    Serious question - how does one have the time to sleep with several women each day? That sounds exhausting, and boring after a while.
    Don't ask serious questions of CDAN BIs. He has figured out that his readers love believing in the impossible.
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    I thought Leonardo DiCaprio for #2, but Clooney makes more sense
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    Quote Originally Posted by SoCalMarie View Post
    Whether it's for straight-up cash to pay the bills while going on auditions, or for actual acting gigs - It's all the same, in my opinion.

    so who do you think Meryl Streep blew?
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