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CDAN 7/16/2012 - The Actress Who Loves A Child Molester + 2 more blinds
Monday, July 16, 2012
Blind Item #1
Which B- list always movie actress who used to be much bigger in her franchise days is back on the booze. The actress has always worked hard to stay off the booze since some embarrassing incidents a couple of years back. At an event this weekend, booze was at the beginning, middle and end of her things to do.
Blind Item #2
How awkward is it to have guests over to your home, knowing you paid to have sex with the wife of one of the people you invited over. Well, this A+ list actor found out first hand this weekend. Of course since he is paying his current girlfriend too, it probably wasn't as awkward as it could have been.
Today's Blind Items - The Actress Who Loves A Child Molester
This actress is not just someone you have never heard of. This actress is a B- list actress who has done movies and television. She was on a huge hit for an almost network. Anyway, the actress ended up meeting this guy, and despite him already sleeping with several women each day, she fell in love with him. Now, she is one of the several women he sleeps with everyday. The problem is the guy just doesn't love women, he also loves teens. As in underage teens. As in 16 and 17 year old teens and the actress knows about it, but refuses to leave him despite this. She also refuses to leave him despite his insistence that the couple have threesomes as much as possible. Our actress defends the actions of her boyfriend and thinks that people who don't understand him or his needs, are just wrong. The crazy thing is, our actress has got her best friend, a foreign born B+ list movie and television actress from the same show also thinking this guy is incredible. No word on whether the pair were involved in a threesome with the boyfriend since our second actress claims to have a boyfriend, but if they did, Comic-Con probably would have exploded. Oh, and I'm about to give you your favorite words. This will be revealed.
1. The Usual Drunk Actress Suspects
2. In Hollywood, this cannot be awkward can it?
3. For a supposed lawyer, he really doesn't have a grasp on what "child molester" means.
"And yes, Miraval rosé is best served uncool." ~Michael K
Life is a hell of a thing to happen to a person.
That is a jarring headline, seems tame after he expalined.
I didn't start out to collect diamonds, but somehow they just kept piling up.-Mae West
1 The Drunk Tara Reid
2 Clooney
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
When are we getting to the child molestor part of the story? Hmm..where I'm from originally the age of consent was 14, the state I live now it's 16. I keep forgetting that it's 18 in some places. Still, this is very different than luring a kid into a van with candy - which is what I thought it would be like.
Blind Item #2
How awkward is it to have guests over to your home, knowing you paid to have sex with the wife of one of the people you invited over. Well, this A+ list actor found out first hand this weekend. Of course since he is paying his current girlfriend too, it probably wasn't as awkward as it could have been.
A+: Clooney
Guests: Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan
Current gf: Stacy Kiebler
Clooney had sex with Jenna Dewan? Hmmm, don't see it.
I was going to guess Charlie Sheen, cuz he'll pay to have sex with anyone.
RELIGION: Treat it like it's your genitalia. Don't show it off in public, and don't shove it down your children's throats.
I agree. Whoever writes these blinds these days are full of crap.Originally Posted by Coffeelover
"And yes, Miraval rosé is best served uncool." ~Michael K
Life is a hell of a thing to happen to a person.
Z list "actresses" like Jenna Dewan escort to pay the bills in the beginning.
they all start out z list. do they all peddle ass?
All of God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
Well, there is that.....
"And yes, Miraval rosé is best served uncool." ~Michael K
Life is a hell of a thing to happen to a person.
Whether it's for straight-up cash to pay the bills while going on auditions, or for actual acting gigs - It's all the same, in my opinion.
Serious question - how does one have the time to sleep with several women each day? That sounds exhausting, and boring after a while.
Don't ask serious questions of CDAN BIs. He has figured out that his readers love believing in the impossible.
i have to zero the contain to your level -bugdoll
you can't even be ogirinal - Mary
I thought Leonardo DiCaprio for #2, but Clooney makes more sense
Hell is empty, and all the devils are here
Whether it's for straight-up cash to pay the bills while going on auditions, or for actual acting gigs - It's all the same, in my opinion.
so who do you think Meryl Streep blew?
All of God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
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