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    TMR Blind Item: Celebrity Divorce, Conspiracy of Silence?

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    By Margaret Holder, Columnist


    Rumours abound concerning the marriage of a famous couple, yet there is a bewildering silence in the media.
    Letís call the pair Mr. and Mrs. VIP - Iím not even saying whether they are British. Recently, Mrs. VIP failed to turn up to an event that she might reasonably have been expected to attend. Strangely, the media scarcely mentioned the fact.
    Meanwhile, the whispers say that Mr. and Mrs. VIP are no longer together and are using the excuse of busy lives as a cover. The theory is that they wonít announce the split for family reasons. Maybe, but a divorce would also mean the disentangling of considerable wealth and property interests...and a lot of secrets still bind this couple together.
    There is already one privacy agreement with the media in place regarding a past incident, and the continuation of the Leveson Inquiry into press ethics might explain the reluctance of even the hardest-nosed British papers to expose the situation: so we have stalemate.
    This suits Mr. and Mrs. VIP as they donít want nosy parker journalists taking a close look at their life, or heaven forbid, some forensic biographer shining a flashlight into the dark corners of their union. The funny friends? The magic millions? Oh no! So expect a choreographed Hollywood-style loving couple appearance with cheesy smiles this summer.
    And itís not Charles and Camilla. The Ď$300 million divorceí exists only in the fantasyland of US tabloids. No names, please, in the comments: TMR is read in some very high places.



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    Tom & Stepford.
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    The Beckhams.
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    The blind is dated from April. So maybe Johnny and Vanessa?
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    I'm really confused about the timing of these, which is why I posted all 3 of them the way I did. This is what they say at AGC for guesses.

    Some guesses at other places were also Albert and Charlene.

    I don't know enough about the Morton Report to know who they're going after. Has anyone else ever read it before?
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    Beckhams. Pretty sure this is a British couple.

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    This definitely sounds like a British couple. Has there been a big event that Victoria Beckham didn't show up at?

    Maybe Gwyneth and Chris Martin?

    Everyone knows that both Chris Martin and David Beckham cheat but the media has been hush-hush on both of them in recent years.
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    I think it's the Beckhams. The 'recent' event might have been a royal one where Victoria was conveniently heavily pregnant. They haven't been seen together much. Their 'funny friends' are comedians.

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    Victoria wasn't there at the passing over of the Olympics torch when David carried it, which I thought was a bit odd seeing as he's been a big part of the London Olympics campaign etc.

    Maybe the event this summer is the actual Olympics....

    And yeah I agree the press have been very silent about David's affairs.

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    Didn't the Beckhams form friendships with Tom and Katie, Will and Jada, and some other odd Hollywood people? Those all seemed like pretty random friendships and they were papped together a lot for a while IIRC.
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    ^ Yeah they did when they first moved to Hollywood.
    Victoria wasn't at the Met Gala, which you'd have expected her to be at.

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    The Blairs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by love10719 View Post
    The Blairs.
    That's an interesting guess. I hadn't thought of them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by love10719 View Post
    The Blairs.
    Good one!

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    But I don't think that an open letter to Cherie Blair in the Maariv is "Strangely, the media scarcely mentioned the fact."

    However, the "funny" friends, the missing millions & the Levinson enquiry are all relevant IMO.

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