Ted Casablanca Blind item 5/19

shaki80 · May 19th, 2006, 03:34 AM

One Squat-Ready Vice

Toothy Tile has some clandestine company these days, and I'm not just referring to those starry dudes who are dangling soclose to suddenly revealed homo-card territory. Not at all.
Ya see, Dubba Do-Me has been right out there, for years, walking that tightrope of pretend-hetero public infatuation, (mostly) stellar entertainment delivery and private-trainer poking, among other closely paid companions.
Yes, yes, yes, said trainers are boys, all boys. They're the ones who secretly visit D.D.-M. on his myriad film sets, where Dubba's trailers always resemble many homes on the Great Plains, size- and price-wise.
But don't get me wrong here, sweetcakes--we're not talkin' alleged Michael Jackson stuff, uh-uh. Let's just say Mr. Do-Me prefers guys younger than him. Much.

Is this all such a big deal? Not really. But I suspect it will be, as more and more (two this week alone, that I'm aware of) have started complaining so damn loudly about having to peddle Do-Me's false image that they're getting mucho restless. Especially now that D.'s bitchin' bod ain't exactly what it used to be.
In other words, get ready for Emperor Do-Me's clothes to become transparent rather quickly.

It isn't: Frankie Muniz, Eddie Murphy or Kurt Russell

FierceKiten · May 19th, 2006, 03:46 AM

John Travolta???

shaki80 · May 19th, 2006, 03:53 AM

I forgot to add my guess,
I'm guessing Colin Farrell
Emperor as in Alexander the great
Great Plains were inhabited by native americans = The new world
and he gained weight from all the drinking on he miami vice set before entering rehab right?

ediebrooks · May 19th, 2006, 06:41 AM

Colin Farrell is relatively young, though. The guy in the Blind Item is supposed to be past his prime. I'm stumped. I have to think about this one.

asha22 · May 19th, 2006, 10:26 AM

Kevin Costner? The Great Plains....size and price wise could be referring to Dances with wolves?

donotstalk · May 19th, 2006, 11:53 AM

[quote=shaki80]One Squat-Ready Vice

Ya see, Dubba Do-Me has been right out there, for years, walking that tightrope of pretend-hetero public infatuation, (mostly) stellar entertainment delivery and private-trainer poking, among other closely paid companions.
Yes, yes, yes, said trainers are boys, all boys. They're the ones who secretly visit D.D.-M. on his myriad film sets, where Dubba's trailers always resemble many homes on the Great Plains, size- and price-wise.
But don't get me wrong here, sweetcakes--we're not talkin' alleged Michael Jackson stuff, uh-uh. Let's just say Mr. Do-Me prefers guys younger than him. Much.

I'm voting for Brendan Fraser, on the Do-Me alone. Its so close to Dudley Do-Right.

LynnieD · May 19th, 2006, 12:51 PM

John Travolta!!!!

Great plains---hes a pilot.
He's fat again
He's been a rumored homo for years
Lisa Marie is a Scientologist w/him (reference to MJ)
He has huge trailors on the sets of his films, from what I have seen
He's older....

shaki80 · May 19th, 2006, 02:05 PM

John Travolta is a gr8 guess! I think he's been fat for the last ten yrs though

Is anyone else confused/disturbed by the fact that he mentioned Frankie Muniz in the exclusions?

LynnieD · May 19th, 2006, 02:09 PM

^^Ah, yea, I am a bit frightened by the Frankie reference. I am hoping and praying it was a joke. You know what a sense of humor that Ted has....

DitaPage* · May 19th, 2006, 04:24 PM

I hope it isnt Travolta. Him, his wife and his kids are so cute.

nana55 · May 19th, 2006, 06:43 PM

I was more surprised by Kurt Russell's name. I think it might be Travolta, but Brendan is a GOOD guess. He was in great shape then got fat. I've also heard rumors about him too. Frankie Munz being gaydoesn't surprise me either.

WickedHo · May 19th, 2006, 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TedC.

"Is this all such a big deal? Not really. But I suspect it will be, as more and more (two this week alone, that I'm aware of) have started complaining so damn loudly about having to peddle Do-Me's false image that they're getting mucho restless."

Will Smith??

ang · May 19th, 2006, 07:17 PM

^^great guess, wicked. i was trying to think of someone that started w/ a "w"; hence the "dubba" reference!

**edited to add: the "emperor" is prob. referring to him being "the fresh prince".

i think you got it, wicked!!

DitaPage* · May 21st, 2006, 07:36 PM

I hope it's Will Smith not John Travolta. I don't get the gay rumours with him, he seems as straight as can be.

nana55 · May 22nd, 2006, 02:08 AM

Are you serious? Travolta has been talked about for years.