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Reply With QuoteMs. Lohan....yup.
I think Ted as basically come out and said this in the past...
One Employee of the Month Blind Vice from Ted 5/12
Once upon a time, there was a talented young lass by the name of Morgan Mayhem. Oh, could she act! She was such a good performer that bitchy rivals simmered with green-eyed jealousy. But one day, a big bad she-wolf in Kitson duds named Coco Cocaine came along. She seduced Morgan with her overly vibrant, come-hither eyes--prettier than Wentworth Miller's, even--and then, suddenly, the big fat studio pigs were very, very sad.
Okay, hold on. This is Hell-Ay; the pigs aren't heartbroken exactly. They're just plain disgusted and scared for their precious beaucoup-bucks accounts.
Darlings, Ms. Mayhem has become the hottest li'l liability in Tinseltown.
"Studios were all but in love with her," blabs one über-connected Armani clad producer. "But she's so unstable that everyone's becoming afraid to hire her. Her behavior on the set of Jump, Jive and High Five! is still talked about. She was beyond "distracted," for myriad reasons. At this point, Armani wearer makes air quotes with his hands and rolls his eyes, sucking back the rest of an overpriced designer something or other. "And we all know what that means."
Oy, oy, boy. I wish there were something I could do to help ol' Morgan out. The problem is that she's about as solid and reliable as a sponge. Stick her with serious, stable, Oscar-hoarding types, and she'll transform into a Jodie Foster. But plop this babe in a Bel-Air frat-house crowd and, well, she'll be first in line for body shots.
The solution is obvious. Ya stick the sponge in the desert and let it dry out.
'Course, first, you'd have to convince her to go. Not an easy task.
And its not: Queen Latifah, Paris Hilton or Kiera Knightley
This is so Lindsay!
Re: One Employee of the Month Blind Vice from Ted 5/12
Ms. Lohan....yup.
I think Ted as basically come out and said this in the past...
Re: One Employee of the Month Blind Vice from Ted 5/12
lindsey and that amanda damn scheer bitch
although scarlett made all the other pretties jealous beyond belief cause she got "real" acting jobs
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its lindsey but who is coco cocaine?
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^^^Amanda Demme......she is the widow of Ted Demme (am I right there?)
Kate Moss????? Could that be the 'friend'???
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it's soooo lindsay & kate moss!!!!!!!
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Coco Cocaine=Kate Moss face of Chanel. Hello.
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he pretty much all but says the name Lindsay Lohan..
the Jodie Foster reference is also a clue (Freaky Friday)
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Well, some of the other sites are saying that Coco Cocaine is Paris Hilton...
And they list the reasons, but I cannot remember them now....sorry.
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Morgan is Lindsay's middle name, I think.
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Originally Posted by StayYoung&Pretty
Yes, it is. Though SHE changed her middle name to Morgan (from Dee) for some reason.
Re: One Employee of the Month Blind Vice from Ted 5/12
Coco Cocaine has to be Kate Moss. She was the face of Chanel, has been caught on Coke, and let's face it, these names are hardly subtle!
Re: One Employee of the Month Blind Vice from Ted 5/12
Off topic but the name Coco Cocaine is hilarious; made me think of Courtney Cox's daughter Coco.
eek.
Re: One Employee of the Month Blind Vice from Ted 5/12
Lindsay and Kate definitely
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