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Reply With QuoteTom Hanks as the A-lister? He has two sons that I know of, one who is an actor and another one who is trying to be some sort of rapper/DJ.
CDAN 04/05/12--A lister covers for son
What do you do if you are an A+ list actor with a very innocent public image and your son is accused of raping not one, but two women, well you cover them up and protect your name and fortune as much as possible. Our actor is A+ list and has been for some time. A few years ago, his son (might have more than one or might not) was at a party and got drunk. His son always though a lot of himself because he is the offspring of someone famous and is not unfamous himself. Is unfamous a word? Anyway, the son was drinking with this woman and pressing her to go home with him and she did. At some point during the evening she says that she said no. The son pressed on anyway and when he was finished said she needed to leave because he had some friends coming over. Well, instead of going to the police, the woman called her dad who called the son and threatened him which caused the son to call our actor who made a large financial payment to the family.
Fast forward a year and the son is at another party and is drinking again and this time he and a buddy get a girl drunk and take her back to the actor's house because they were trying to impress her. She passes out and finds both men having sex with her and she screams. The screams alert the security people who alert our actor and once again the actor has to come to the rescue of his son. Not only did he have to pay money this time, but he also got the woman roles in two of his movies.
These are the only two times that people discuss, but apparently there are a few more that stretch all the way back to middle school for the son.
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Tom Hanks as the A-lister? He has two sons that I know of, one who is an actor and another one who is trying to be some sort of rapper/DJ.
Yea, I think its Tom Hanks and that idiotic son Chet.
CDAN sure knows a lot about A listers and rape.
Yeah, popular guess is Tom Hanks and Chet Haze.
Agree with the popular theory. It'd be extra creepy though, if it was the other son, Colin, the one who played the violent serial killer on "Dexter".
Did you know that every time a parent gives in to their kid's whines and buys them candy at the checkout lane, a kitten gets diabetes?-Dlisted
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I like the Tom Hanks/Chet guess.
My first thought was Tom Cruise/Connor, for some reason I thought he was older than 17.
Who the fuck is Chet Hanks?So, who else went to NorthWestern? As I'm not convinced....Wednesday, January 12th 2011
Chet Haze Is Taking Over The Rap Game!
Specifically, the rap game at Northwestern University. Specifically specifically, the rape game among sons of Hollywood movie stars who happen to go to Northwestern University. Chet Haze's government name is Chet Hanks and he's Tom Hank's other son. Yeah, don't ask me how he came up with the name Chet Haze. That sounds like a condition Lisa from Weird Science suffered from after inhaling Chet's shit fumes.
Chet has had roles in the Bratz movie and Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls, but he's put his acting skills aside to focus on his new career as a frat boy MC. Gawker tells us that Chet Haze's first single called "White & Purple (Northwestern Remix)" is a wig snatch of Mo Greene's "White & Purple (NU Anthem 2010)." Listen for yourself:
This mess sounds like a song Barney might bust out to teach the kids about equality, but it's seriously embedded in my brain now. I know I'm going to wake up in the middle of the night mumbling "whiteandpurplewhiteandpurplewhiteandpurple" over and over again.
And of course, I'd hit it until I'm whiteandpurplewhiteandpurple.
Posted by: Michael K
Last edited by Novice; April 6th, 2012 at 06:38 AM.
My opinion of whoever this is just went down ALOT. Clearly he cares ONLY about his "image."
I agree with the Tom Hanks/Chet guess.
I googled his name and there is a picture of Chet with his shirt off. He CLEARLY is full of himself. You would think HE was the one who has had a lifelong, successful career, not his dad.
his real name is "Chester"...
They're both proud drunks, they're both proud sluts and they're both proud wearers of thirsty weaves. They both probably think that the other one is swallowing up the entire world's supply of vodka, peen and yellow weaves. Michael K (re Brandi & Chelsea)
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When I was reading it, Tom and that douche son, Chet were the only ones that came to the front of my mind. Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson have never been that nice in real life and that son of theirs is an unbelievable tool.
exactly! therefore, it is all tom & rita's fault that he ended up a molester. it was a foregone conclusion at birth! just like when you name your daughter jade. we all know where she's likely to end up working.Originally Posted by Mel1973
can't post pics because my computer's broken and i'm stupid
Maybe he didn't like his name at school because it sounded too much like Jester... Just a thought.
Anyway, not sure about this being the lesser known - or UNknown - son of Tom Hanks since the blind item mentions that he's "not unfamous" himself. Not that I'm suggesting it's Colin: just wondering if we're looking in the wrong direction. In other words, if not him, who else?
Doesn't Michael Douglas have a son of eligible age? On second thoughts, I doubt Michael Douglas ever had " a very innocent public image'. Clint Eastwood? Was he ever regarded as squeaky clean?
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.(Lana Turner)
I agree Penn.
Chet Haze Is Taking Over The Rap Game!
Specifically, the rap game at Northwestern University. Specifically specifically, the rape game among sons of Hollywood movie stars who happen to go to Northwestern University.
wtf that's a typo right?
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