russell crowe - beater (winner for gladiator in 2000)
nicole kidman/naomi watts - foreign born A lister
meg ryan - B list
(i never get these right but i'm trying)
Today's Blind Items - Academy Award Winning Woman Beater And Date Raper
It seems recently that actresses have been the mean and nasty ones in the blind items. Let me tell you about this man who is an Academy Award winner. No fussing or messing about determining whether he is a nominee or winner. He is a winner. He is also alive and not that old. I would say that most of you would have dated him until you read about him right here. A boozer of epic proportions, he is apparently generally a nice guy until he gets some booze in him. Over the years he has destroyed not only his share of marriages, but also put dates into the hospital and paid off hundreds of thousands of dollars to keep himself out of the spotlight.
Back in the day he was friends with this foreign born actress. She is an A lister too as much as it pains me to say it. They would always hang out and would always be spotted together doing promotional work together. Then one day they went out and he got drunk and she got tipsy and he sexually assaulted her. She had been recently divorced and he had been in and out of the news. They had been spotted together several times and things were going well until then. They have never spoken since. Not once.
One time he broke up a celebrity marriage. That relationship crashed and burned quickly because he would drink and regularly beat the B list movie actress. She had to cancel a publicity tour for a movie because our actor beat her so bad.
He has gone to rehab numerous times and producers have threatened him with banning him from giving him big roles but he is just too good of an actor and too big of a star to keep him away. Producers and studios will take him regardless of his issues. In his current relationship, he poses with his significant other when he has something important. He has to pay her. She has long ago given up on anything pretending to be normal. He has beaten her. One of their kids came when he forced her to have sex. She hates him too, but is willing to swallow her pride for the money.
He once tried to sexually assault another Academy award winning actress. She managed to beat him off and kicked him in the balls. She then told her husband who continued the beating. They had to stop shooting on the movie for a week to allow him to recover. The crazy thing is the guy who beat up our woman beater still worked with him again even after he had tried to rape his wife. How messed up is that?
Crazy Days and Nights
russell crowe - beater (winner for gladiator in 2000)
nicole kidman/naomi watts - foreign born A lister
meg ryan - B list
(i never get these right but i'm trying)
can't post pics because my computer's broken and i'm stupid
^ I really like your guess. The only thing to quibble with is Kidman was actually born in the U.S., but she's considered Australian, so I don't know if he'd make that distinction or not.
Nicole Kidman was born to Australian parents in the U.S.
i immediately thought russel crowe too.
but 'as much as it pains me to say it' makes me think the actress is A list but doesn't deserve to be. kidman is a good actress. so is watts. but if it is them, have either tommy girl or liev schreiber ever worked with crowe?
he also starred in a film with cate blanchett but i don't think he's ever worked with her husband either. plus, he's a theatre director, not an actor.
I'm open to everything. When you start to criticise the times you live in, your time is over. - Karl Lagerfeld
The A list, foreign born actress was a friend. Maybe Nicole, even though she was born in Hawaii and technically not foreign born?
Then there was another A list actress whose husband put the beat down on him - it doesn't say she was foreign, so I'm thinking maybe Jennifer Connelly and hubs Paul Bettany. They both worked with him on A Beautiful Mind and then Paul went on to work with him again in Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World.
Maybe Enty doesn't like Nicole. A lot of these gossip writers don't.
I can see this being Russell.
>He once tried to sexually assault another Academy award winning actress. She managed to beat him off and kicked him in the balls. She then told her husband who continued the beating. They had to stop shooting on the movie for a week to allow him to recover. The crazy thing is the guy who beat up our woman beater still worked with him again even after he had tried to rape his wife. How messed up is that?
Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes? Kate has stated that she refuses to work with Crowe.
^^^
yeah that makes sense.
i can't see paul bettany beating up russel crowe.
I'm open to everything. When you start to criticise the times you live in, your time is over. - Karl Lagerfeld
Someone on CDAN found this very similar BI that Enty posted (and revealed) late last year:
#3, #4, and #5 - This Academy Award winning actor. See, I actually said they won. No guessing if they won. Anyway, this Academy award winning actor who is not exactly a big pile of fun got punched in the face recently. Yep. See, it turns out that this actor made a movie with this foreign born B list actress and because our Academy actor is an a-hole, he hit on her even though she is in a serious relationship. Well, she never told her B+/A- list actor significant other about the incident until recently. What used to be a friendship between the two actors is no more, and our Academy Award actor took a beating. Glad someone did.
#3, #4, & #5 - Sean Penn, Naomi Watts, & Liev Schreiber
hitting on someone and attempted rape aren't the same thing. and the b.i. says 'current relationship' with the mother of his children and he split from robin wright ages ago.
I'm open to everything. When you start to criticise the times you live in, your time is over. - Karl Lagerfeld
I don't think the first A lister is Nicole though, think they're still friends. Keith Urban had Russell come up on stage to sing at his concert in Vancouver last October.
Does Russell Crowe have.more than.one kid? They say the actor does. The only thing that makes me think this isn't Russell is that I don't think that directors are rushing to get him in movies. Hrs not that big of an actor anymore
He was MIA for a while but he seems to be back on track. He's doing Les Miserables, the new Superman movie, Noah, etc.
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