Lainey Gossip: Scared Straight 03/21/12

**felix** · March 21st, 2012, 11:59 AM

Scared Straight

Both are acclaimed actors. One’s an actor you find super cute. He’s popular and adorable, like dimples and old fashioned dresses. The other’s an actor I find super gross. And dramatic. And full of his own sh-t. He fronts like he’s dark. He’s difficult. The work is often beneath him. The work is often taken away from him because the attitude that it is beneath him is so often intolerable The two had a torrid affair. Which is nothing unusual, of course not. Except that dimples broke up with drama and drama practically had a psychotic break. There was a month-long spiral. A couple of times he came close to really hurting himself. He also threatened to expose them both, though no one is taking that seriously. As a result, his heartbreaker is trying, ignorantly, to go back to the other side of his bisexuality.

**felix** · March 21st, 2012, 12:01 PM

mods: please move this to blind items forum.

sorry

**LynnieD** · March 21st, 2012, 12:12 PM

I know I am probably way off, but the old fashioned dresses part made me think of Jon Hamm--and he has dimples too right? GAWD WHAT AM I THINKING????? I'm going to slap the shit out of myself, don't worry. Its NOT Jon Hamm.

Joseph Gordon Levitt perhaps? And Franco for the other one maybe? I dunno...

Edit: wait, maybe Toothy is dimples? Even though Lainey has said from day one that Jake isn't gay????

**beaumont** · March 21st, 2012, 12:30 PM

Joseph Gordon Levitt is who I thought of too for dimples.

Didn't Lainey always say how she finds Gerard Butler gross? Drama is definitely someone that Lainey doesn't gush on and someone who gets cut out of projects.

**smallandshiny** · March 21st, 2012, 12:32 PM

Drama might be Michael Pitt.

He's acclaimed but is difficult to work with, which she likes to point out. And she definitely doesn't like him.

**greysfang** · March 21st, 2012, 12:34 PM

Drama's first thought for me was Alex Pettyfer.

**beaumont** · March 21st, 2012, 12:38 PM

Originally Posted by greysfang

Drama's first thought for me was Alex Pettyfer.

That's a good one. He worked in that stripper film with a lot of known male actors like Matthew McConaughey and Channing Tatum.

**kalirga** · March 21st, 2012, 01:58 PM

James Franco for drama.

**smallandshiny** · March 21st, 2012, 02:46 PM

Pettyfer, acclaimed? What?

She just notted Franco in the liveblog (hate those things).

**Gilmourgirl** · March 21st, 2012, 02:49 PM

Please, Lainey is the last one to be trusted. Ted C is more accurate than her and he writes positive articles on those who pay him but she is embarrassing who she keeps in the closet. Her clients are Toothy Tile, she really tried to sell the showmance with Taylor Swift as real, then there's Bradley Cooper and my favourite is Jeremy Renner. Yes, Lainey claims in her live blog he is straight even though he's living in a glass closet. All the stories about him in Thailand.