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    One Call-a-Cab Blind Vice

    What do Spoona Moon and Barker Kumeselot have in common?

    Neither of these talented, tumultuous hotties can just say no when it comes to danger...er, fun!

    Last week, Spoona's stylist hit up a ridiculously trendy boutique. The stylist seemed freakin' fed up with everything, but for a damn good reason.

    "None of these clothes fit her right now," she sniffed, loud enuff for other shoppers to hear. "She's not eating at all, just doing coke."

    Oh, Spoona, come on. I thought you had some new good-influence friends? Sigh.

    Well, at least--as far as I know--she's not putting her wrecked head behind the wheel of a car. That's what Barker did last week, when he arrived at a high profile event seeming, well, high on life! (Booze, actually.) Anyway, Barker scared the Agent Provocateur panties and Hugo Boss briefs off some fancy-ass folks.

    "He showed up hammered and drove up on the sidewalk," whispers my stunned source. "And a cop had to take him out of his car."

    Miraculously, Barker did manage to make his way through the bash, which was very la-dee-dah--as in, no peeing in the planters, no chatter about network reality shows. But you won't see his puffy punum on the WireImage party page. He didn't--or perhaps couldn't--walk the carpet.

    Hmmm, maybe Spoona and Barker will head to Promises rehab together and embark on a gloriously codependent journey to love?

    Nah. They'd just wind up fighting over who's more seductive.

    And it aint: Sharon Stone/Charlie Sheen, Chloe Svengy/some dude I don't know, MK Olsen/Chad Michael Murray


    No idea..

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    I want to say Nicole Richie for Spoona Moon - mainly because she's the obligatory name for a girl living on no food at all, isn't she But since she's the other one - whose name has deserted me, I suppose it can't be her.

    So how about someone else who is so thin these days she makes me fill uncomfortable looking at her - Teri Hatcher?

    As for the guy - no idea whatsoever.

    Edited to add: I might change my mind to Jennifer Anniston - how thin is she trying to be these days?

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    Woof Oofa aka: Shanna Moagler and Travis Barker
    Im ashamed to say what I did for a klondike bar...

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    Sienna Miller? Jude Law?

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    it can't be lindsay lohan or nicole richie because rachel zoe would be congratulating them for doing coke instead of eating.

    teri hatcher is a good guess. she looks nasty. i saw some pics of her book launch and she looks disgustingly thin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sputnik
    it can't be lindsay lohan or nicole richie because rachel zoe would be congratulating them for doing coke instead of eating.

    teri hatcher is a good guess. she looks nasty. i saw some pics of her book launch and she looks disgustingly thin.
    You know that is a good guess.

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    Teri Hatcher has been getting a lot of attention lately. And seems to be teetering on the edge of some sort of breakdown.
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    Gotta be Ashlee Simpson after seeing the recent concert pics on the photo link. She's way skinny all of a sudden.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FierceKiten
    Woof Oofa aka: Shanna Moagler and Travis Barker
    I concur although I didnt' understand most of his post. The peculiar pet names was the only clue I could discern!

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    Yea, I dont have a single clue on this one!

    Quote Originally Posted by allthesun
    I concur although I didnt' understand most of his post. The peculiar pet names was the only clue I could discern!
    Im ashamed to say what I did for a klondike bar...

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    Would Barker maybe be Joachim Phoenix? Because he sometimes looks bloated and he can't 'walk the carpet'? I hope it's not him because I love him, truly, but you never can tell... I don't know what the reference to network realilty tv shows could mean though.

    No idea about Spoona.

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    Quote Originally Posted by happy8
    Gotta be Ashlee Simpson after seeing the recent concert pics on the photo link. She's way skinny all of a sudden.
    Lainey says the reason Ashlee is skinny is because of the Hollywood diet doctors, ie. supervised starvation via IV feedings only.

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    Ted Casablanca
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    05/12/2006

    Dear Ted:
    Spoona Moon and Barker Kumeselot in One Call-a-Cab Blind Vice sound like Nicole Richie and DJ AM.
    Wendy
    Chicago

    Dear Windy Wendy:
    Girl, you're as cold as Lake Michigan. Think big-screen talent, little-screen life, not vice versa.

    Source: eonline.com
    http://www.eonline.com/Gossip/Awful/...06/060512.html
    Ted Casablanca
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    05/12/2006

    Dear Ted:
    Is One-Call-a-Cab Blind Vice Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown?
    Kim
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    Dear Way Off:
    But I will always love you, regardless. Ya got the singing part right, though!

    Source: eonline.com
    http://www.eonline.com/Gossip/Awful/...6/060512b.html
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    I have no doubt in my mind that this one is Shanna Moagler and Travis Barker.
    Travis is a musician as ted said 'Ya got the singing part right, though'.
    The names and everything point to them, and they are on a REALITY show on mtv, meet the barkers, and it mentions reality show.
    wow.. never thought she would be the coke whore type

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