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    Four for Friday--The Show From Hell
    Ever wonder what happens when you put a former B+ female tweener who gets her own first show and you mix her with a former B list television actress from a long running hit ensemble show who also thinks she is the star? You get several years of pleasantness on the outside and the worst conditions ever on a show on the inside. The former tweener had a huge ego. Coming off some movies and a very popular tween show she thought she was going to be the biggest star on the planet. She also had a very goody goody image on the outside, but on multiple occasions had more than one guy at once. She is also a huge collector of her own homemade porn.

    The actress coming into the show who had been on the hit ensemble show also was a goody goody on the inside and out but it did not stop her from being a diva. She also could be the biggest b**ch on the planet if you crossed her. As she told the tweener once after they got into a hair pulling fight, "I learned from the meanest actress who ever walked onto a television set. You will lose."

    How about the times that our tweener would walk around naked when the actresses husband would stop by the set. "Oops. I did not know you were here." Not that she would ever normally have sex with him. She likes big, big big guys if you know what I mean. However, to get back at the actress she would have slept with the husband who is also a B list movie actor.

    For years the two never spoke to each other unless they had to. Knowing how prudish the actress was, our tweener would have wild sex as loudly and as close to the actress as possible even when her kids were visiting. She would even have sex in the actresses' trailer and have her companions leave their used condoms. It was a wild wild set and the two still hate each other.

    1. B+ female tweener :
    2. B+ b**chy actress:
    3. b**chy actress' husband:
    4. name of TV show:

    http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/20...from-hell.html
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    I thought of Jennie right away, probably just because she's in the news:

    Tweener: Amanda Bynes
    BList Bitch: Jennie Garth
    Husband: Peter Facinelli
    Show: What I like about you

    This show ran years ago though, so maybe not.

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    I was gonna guess Miley Cyrus for the 1st part, but I don't know who else would fit the rest of it.
    "Everyone is tired of seeing the Kardashians “taking” things: Miami, New York, divorce papers, men’s dignity, big black penises. Just stop." -Stefanie Williams

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    I guess I missed this one, surely explains Michael K's comment...

    1. Amanda Bynes
    2. Jennie Garth
    3. Peter Faccineli
    4. What I Like About You

    **Meanest actres who ever walked on a tv set..Brenda Walsh!
    If i hear one more personal attack, i will type while drunk, then you can cry! - Bugdoll
    (716): I'd call her a cunt, but she doesn't seem to have the depth or warmth
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    Quote Originally Posted by MontanaMama View Post
    I guess I missed this one, surely explains Michael K's comment...

    1. Amanda Bynes
    2. Jennie Garth
    3. Peter Faccineli
    4. What I Like About You

    **Meanest actres who ever walked on a tv set..Brenda Walsh!
    Damn Straight!!! All of this!
    They're both proud drunks, they're both proud sluts and they're both proud wearers of thirsty weaves. They both probably think that the other one is swallowing up the entire world's supply of vodka, peen and yellow weaves. Michael K (re Brandi & Chelsea)
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    I swear I have read this blind before.




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    You mean because it was necroed from 7 months ago?
    nancydrew, InigoMontoya and Quat like this.
    If i hear one more personal attack, i will type while drunk, then you can cry! - Bugdoll
    (716): I'd call her a cunt, but she doesn't seem to have the depth or warmth
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