TED C March 5 Bonus BLIND:Bonus Blind! Stealth Stud-Poof Slips Up on Sneaky Ways

**nessysuperstar** · March 9th, 2012, 02:13 PM

It's been awhile since we've heard from beefcake boy-lovah Stealth Stud-Poof.

See, SS-P knows expertly how to play the Hollywood closeted-star game and he's been busy maintaining his A-list status, landing super-sexy roles, buffing up his stellar bod, and ya know, banging his über-hot BF on the side!

Sounds like the perfect life, no? Heck, he didn't even have to hide his same-sex shenanigans: Everyone in Poof's camp was in on the sitch (even the Mrs.). He just had to keep things under wraps from the public, which, of course, he always has.

Until now.

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Mr. Poof seems to have developed a habit of forgetting to close the shades on those big ol' windows at his place (which he pretty much keeps separate from the pad with the wife), giving many passing looky-loos quite the shocking show!

See, Stealth purchased a swanky apartment for his loverboy where the two dudes can get it on for days on end without any prying paps trying to home in on their love nest.

But on one of the recent visits with the BF (one of Stealth's favorite ways to relax and indulge), he seemed not to notice the exclusive complex has turned into quite the celebrity hot spot.

Which means fans. Lots of 'em, all hoping to catch a sighting of one of the many stars living in this A-list building.

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But here's what they weren't expecting to see:

Stealth and his pal getting it on. Not in the entirely raunchy way you might think (or want). But sure enough, Stealth was hugging and kissing his man with years of affection behind those sparkling eyes. You know, the kind of open-mouth kisses that take you straight to the bedroom—which is precisely what happened.

Adorable…but homo-licious, none the less. And oozing with passion that could destroy Stealth's career of playing badass ladies' men—at least, that's what his people tell him.

So tread carefully, Stud-Poof, and get some damn curtains—or we may soon be removing the Stealth from your moniker. Unless, of course, you're just waiting for someone to snitch so you can turn your fab domestic life with your dude into a full-time sitch?

AND IT AIN'T: Brad Pitt, Orlando Bloom, Matthew McConaughey

**fgg** · March 9th, 2012, 02:17 PM

from 12/13/05:

One Overly Cozy Blind Vice

Stealth Stud-Poof has it all. He's got a decent bod; a procreating, talented gal; and a well-respected and sizzling career. Not to mention a great ass and a boyfriend who knows what to do with it. The butt, that is, not the job stuff.

See, Toothy Tile is not (by far) the only homo in Hollywood who likes to push the fruitcake-covered envelope. Uh-uh, no way.

Whereas our loveable, somewhat confused Tooth is constantly trying to figure out just what the hell he wants to do with his life--sexuality being not the least of his concerns--Stealth has known from his relatively flashy get-go what he wanted in life: a glitzy career, a wife and family and--most definitely--a b-f on the side.

And he got it all--plus more money and job accolades than he ever expected. But here's what S.S.-P. wasn't counting on: a lover so bossy Leona Helmsley looks like Snow White by comparison.

At first it was fine and cute. The side-screw was sufficiently content to be relegated to where mistresses usually are: wink-wink, off in a discreet corner, where only certain in-the-know members of Stealth's inner sanctum were aware. Everybody got along. This was before said boy-mistress decided his very convincing reincarnation of Eva Perón was in order. And so, the dictator-channeling upstart began (with Stealth's quasi-reluctant approval) ridding Mr. Stud-Poof's life of all that didn't please the new Eva.

Which meant off with anybody's head who didn't approve of Queen Boyfriend becoming a royal attachment to Stealth's increasingly more visible side, wife included.

And now? The unlikely ménage à tricky trois is living together. Or not. Stealth's got a few pads round the globe. And his Hollywood place? Well, gosh, doesn't seem to be too much room for the missus here, now does there?

So, Stealth's rather horrified friends are now waiting for the wife-unit to blow the cover on the whole mess. Don't count on it. I find in these prickly, often legally complex scenarios, the tryst-seeking tabloids usually beat the crossed housewife to the proverbial punch.

And it ain't: Matt Damon, Ben Affleck or Will Smith...

**faithanne** · March 9th, 2012, 02:27 PM

I think they both sound like Will Smith but he was notted so I've got nothing.

**monk** · March 9th, 2012, 02:31 PM

They're saying Hugh Jackman on E. That's actually a really spot on guess.

**fgg** · March 9th, 2012, 02:32 PM

^except hugh doesn't have a "procreating, talented gal". they adopted their kids.

**witchcurlgirl** · March 9th, 2012, 02:36 PM

Can't be Jackman...

Stealth Stud-Poof has it all. He's got a decent bod; a procreating, talented gal; and a well-respected and sizzling career.

Jackman's wife and he adopted. So that clue eliminates them.

Hey, FGG, same time, same thought

**monk** · March 9th, 2012, 02:38 PM

what does he mean about an Alist building. People in LA don't live in Apartments. Maybe in NYC? I'm gonna throw out Denzel.

**faithanne** · March 9th, 2012, 03:25 PM

^Huh? I stayed in different apartments each of the 3 times I've visited LA.

**monk** · March 9th, 2012, 03:30 PM

woops I mean celebrities don't. Especially not A list.

**faithanne** · March 9th, 2012, 03:36 PM

Well if Minnie Driver and Pamela Anderson can live in a trailer park it's possible that other celebrities can live in apartments.

**monk** · March 9th, 2012, 03:38 PM

I didn't say it's impossible. I'm asking where the A list apartment is. Doesn't sound like LA sounds like elsewhere, where people know a lot of celebrities live. That sounds like NYC to me.

**witchcurlgirl** · March 9th, 2012, 03:39 PM

There are some very top drawer buildings in LA, where celebs keep apartments. If they aren't LA based especially.

**monk** · March 9th, 2012, 03:42 PM

It seems like a clue to me. Where is this well know A list apartment building and who lives there? Can't be that many. If it's in LA it would be well known, also NYC. Like certain buildings are well known for celebs living in them. So that should help narrow down the guesses.