Lainey Blind - March 2, 2012 - Not A Doting Mother

**fuzuoko** · March 2nd, 2012, 10:40 AM

Not a doting mother, not a kind employer

She’s supposed to be the doting mother. Ask the people who help her with her kids. They certainly don’t agree.

First of all she’s never around. And when she’s present she’s distant, not only not involved, but almost irresponsible about it. One of her children may have developmental challenges. As such, diet can exacerbate the issue. Since she can only spend so much time with her children, and often slotted in like appointments in her schedule, she doesn’t bother observing the food requirements that can help with the child’s behaviour. Mom supplies junk food because it’s quick and dirty so that she can get out of there that much faster. When the kid acts out because of the sh-t he’s just consumed, she’s incapable of dealing with it and takes off anyway.

It’s left then to the staff to raise her family. How does she treat them? Nannies’ cell phones are confiscated at 8am and not returned until 10pm. There’s a trusting and kind working environment, non? Totally encourages loyalty.

As you expect, bosses like this always play favourites. Her favourite? Curiously enough, it’s the bodyguard. He’s been seen rubbing her feet. Of course that had nothing to do with the separation ...even though the foot massages have been happening for a while now.

It’s not Gwyneth Paltrow.

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**CornFlakegrl** · March 2nd, 2012, 10:44 AM

I was trying to think of recently separated couples and could only think of Heidi Klum.

**fuzuoko** · March 2nd, 2012, 11:00 AM

"Curiously enough, it's the bodyguard" seems important.

**Icepik** · March 2nd, 2012, 11:04 AM

Does Kate Gosselin have nannies?

**fuzuoko** · March 2nd, 2012, 11:07 AM

Originally Posted by Icepik

Does Kate Gosselin have nannies?

I don't think Lainey'd bother with a blind about her.

**witchcurlgirl** · March 2nd, 2012, 11:07 AM

J Lo

**greysfang** · March 2nd, 2012, 11:08 AM

Kate Gosselin came to mind first, but the 'not' isn't really working with that.

**MohandasKGanja** · March 2nd, 2012, 11:16 AM

I think J Lo is a better fit than Klum. Does Klum even have or need a bodyguard?

**sputnik** · March 2nd, 2012, 11:18 AM

the only recent splits with kids that i can think of are heidi klum and marcia gay harden. and harden's never in the rags anyway so i don't think we've ever heard anthing about what kind of mother she is, whereas seal and klum were all over the place whoring their family out so i'm going to go with them. not sure what she means by the 'curiously enough' though...

eta: just saw the jlo guesses. that does sound like her. though isn't she dating a back-up dancer? not sure there would be anything 'curious' about her dating a bodyguard since her relationships are either other high-profile celebs (puffy, affleck, chupa) or employees or waiters or back-up dancers, so a bodyguard would totally make sense.

**CornFlakegrl** · March 2nd, 2012, 11:33 AM

Could the bodyguard be a "curious" choice given the rumors (spin) that Heidi and Seal split over Seal's temper? As in Heidi takes comfort with her protector? Stretch, I know. But a celeb hooking up with bodyguard doesn't seem curious to me.

**beaumont** · March 2nd, 2012, 11:34 AM

First thought was Jolie but the separation threw me off. I like the J-Lo guess more than the Klum one. Does one of her twins look like he/she has "developmental challenges"?

**sputnik** · March 2nd, 2012, 11:35 AM

they're definitely fug but i don't know if that counts as a 'challenge'...

**beaumont** · March 2nd, 2012, 11:38 AM

Originally Posted by sputnik

they're definitely fug but i don't know if that counts as a 'challenge'...

Maybe that's the challenge.

Klum's kids look normal too. But maybe it's something not manifested physically.

**TheBoyWhoLived** · March 2nd, 2012, 12:00 PM

One of Jolie's bodyguards is kinda hot. Not sure this is about her though.

**BackToBionic** · March 2nd, 2012, 12:16 PM

Everything about this made me think it was Beckham (one of their sons was always rumoured to have something wrong - seizures i think) UNTIL the separation bit.

It does identify the "difficult" child as a boy though, if that helps with other guesses.

Throwing Madonna into the mix. Though saying she's not a nice boss is not breaking news. Saying she has a horde of nannies to help (especially with the younger kids) isn't breaking news either. I'm also not sure about the "junk food" line as she doesn't seem like the type.