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    1. "Which handsome Oscar winner always has beautiful girlfriends but can't please them in the sack? The handsome actor blames his lackluster performance in the bedroom on an on-set injury he sustained while making a film – and lucky for him, he's so drop-dead gorgeous the women in his life haven't seemed to mind his inadequate performances." [National Enquirer]

    2. "When this reality housewife was sharing the details about her sex week with this A list movie star. What she forgot to mention was that the reason was it lasted an entire week or weekend was because it took almost that long for the actor to get ready to perform. Our Housewife was very imaginative in thinking of new ways to make him performance ready but the drugs really made that difficult." [CDaN]

    3. "Which former Whitney Houston love interest professes to be clean and sober while in grief for the late superstar? But truth is this person has NEVER stopped boozing and has secretly been getting smashed every night since Whitney's tragic death." [National Enquirer]

    4. "This big-time celebrity who just had a baby is loving motherhood, but is having all sorts of trouble with her body. She's frustrated her figure didn't magically snap back into shape and she's hired a team of experts to help her look even better than before her pregnancy. Her doctor's are concerned about her diet and plans (which involve surgery) but she is determined." [BuzzFoto]

    5. "While many people use Oscar parties as an opportunity to network, this well-known film actress just took it to a whole new level. After a few drinks, she started getting very bold in her approach of directors who might be amenable to hiring her. Even though she is only in her thirties, she is concerned that her offers are going to slow down as she ages, and she wants it to be known that she is willing to do whatever she needs to do to continue to get cast in good projects. To that end, she would walk up to a director, playfully throw an arm around his shoulders, and pose the following question: 'So, who does a girl have to fuck around here to get a job?' Fortunately for her, more than one director answered, 'Me.'" [Blind Gossip]

    6. "Which legendary British singer has cut off his son from receiving any of his hard-earned cash? After a recent club gig in New York, the son, also a performer, actually passed a basket around to collect money for his band." [National Enquirer]

    7. "Which hip-hop mogul likes to give his plus-size mom and aunt his exclusive American Express Black Card to go on carte blanche spending sprees in New York City? The only problem is that the hefty ladies hit up swanky boutiques that never carry clothes in their sizes." [National Enquirer]


    Which Two Actors Both Have Problems Getting It Up?


    #1 George Clooney
    #2 Brandi Glanville & Gerard Butler
    #3 Bobby Brown? Ray J?
    #4 Beyonce
    #5 ??
    #6 Paul McCartney
    #7 Diddy

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    5. Cameron Diaz?

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    1. Clooney
    2. Brandi Glanville and Gerard Butler
    4. Beonstage
    6. Rod Stweart and his son Sean
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    6. "Which legendary British singer has cut off his son from receiving any of his hard-earned cash? After a recent club gig in New York, the son, also a performer, actually passed a basket around to collect money for his band." [National Enquirer]
    Sting and Joe Sumner, and they do this at all the Rockwood Hall gigs here in NY, not just this band. It's a great little venue.
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    #1 George Clooney
    #2 Brandi Glanville and Gerard Butler
    #3 Ray J
    #4 Beyonce
    #5 Cameron Diaz (can totally picture her doing the arm around the shoulder thing)

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    Quote Originally Posted by AquariusMoon View Post

    5. "While many people use Oscar parties as an opportunity to network, this well-known film actress just took it to a whole new level. After a few drinks, she started getting very bold in her approach of directors who might be amenable to hiring her. Even though she is only in her thirties, she is concerned that her offers are going to slow down as she ages, and she wants it to be known that she is willing to do whatever she needs to do to continue to get cast in good projects. To that end, she would walk up to a director, playfully throw an arm around his shoulders, and pose the following question: 'So, who does a girl have to fuck around here to get a job?' Fortunately for her, more than one director answered, 'Me.'" [Blind Gossip]



    gwyneth paltrow

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    Can I just take this moment to express how much I hate the Blind Gossip site? I know everyone else hates them too but just wanted to say it. Whew, feel better now.

    Guesses?
    #1 George Clooney
    #2 Brandi Glanville & Gerard Butler
    #3 Jermaine Jackson
    #4 Beyonce
    #5 Cameron Diaz
    #6 Paul McCartney
    #7 P. Diddly Puff Dragon whatever his name is
    Last edited by love10719; March 6th, 2012 at 09:25 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by love10719 View Post
    #7 P. Diddly Puff Dragon whatever his name is
    Love it!

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    I thought Fishsticks and Cameron were in their 40s?

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