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Thread: Ted C 2/17/12 - Hothead Actor Flaunts Fists, Taunts Costar

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    Default Ted C 2/17/12 - Hothead Actor Flaunts Fists, Taunts Costar

    Just in case you were wondering if Sock-It-To-You Sleazewad likes to get his fists up for somebody other than his partner, we have the first-hand answer for you: Yes.

    That sure is a shocker! What really is a surprise is the public venue Sock-It chose for his latest display of cave-man-like taunting: The dumbo good-looking dude actually chose the set of his latest picture, The Brooklyn Effect, to let people know just how much he loves talking with his fists, not just his mouth.

    Sleazewad's handsome—and younger and fitter—Brooklyn costar is probably considered more of a method actor than is Sock-It, who is more out-there with his emotion. Mr. Costar is a bit more cerebral, keeps to himself, has been Oscar-nominated for his coolness, both personally and professionally. Which apparently drives Sock-It absolutely cuckoo!

    "You think you're better than me?," Sock-It shouted to his fellow actor on set recently. "You have a problem with me?"

    And while Sock-It was blasting the poor dude with questions (not giving him a chance to answer), Sleazewad kept slamming his fist into the palm of his hand, over and over, and then he kept striking the air wildly, as if a human target was going to be next in a matter of seconds.

    But, even though Sock-It kept escalating his voice, and pounding his fists even harder, Mr Costar held steady, never quavered or said a word. Damn, that boy's got not just abs of steel, but, nerves, too!

    Meanwhile, film's producers were terrified and ran to the hair and makeup trailers for cover.

    All we have to say is that Sock-It's poor woman at home must have ear plugs permanently imbedded in her ears. Now, if only she'd dump this jerk!

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    The popular guess for Sock-It-To-You is Josh Brolin. He's filming now The Gangster Squad with Ryan Gosling. Gosling fits the costar description

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    After the first paragraph - and knowing Ted's general topic choices - I thought this was going in a very different direction.

    So an actor has an inferiority complex and a temper? Wow Ted, that's earth shattering shit right there.

    I didn't get an IMDB result for The Brooklyn Effect, but Ryan O'Neil is starring in some movie with Brooklyn in the title. Not sure why this would be blind, except that Ryan didn't actually hit the guy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dubah View Post
    The popular guess for Sock-It-To-You is Josh Brolin. He's filming now The Gangster Squad with Ryan Gosling. Gosling fits the costar description
    Gosling is who came to my mind as well. Didn't know about The Gangster Squad.


    ETA:
    Wait.. I have no idea who Sean Penn is with right now, but Penn is in that movie as well.. The violent with his partner comment made me think of Penn and Madonna.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MontanaMama View Post
    So an actor has an inferiority complex and a temper? Wow Ted, that's earth shattering shit right there.
    He shouted and slammed his fist into his own palm. Stop the presses.
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    I think the subtext is he beats his wife, that would be scandalous.
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    Here is the first Sock-It-To-You Sleazewad vice from 2009.
    Enough with the retardalicious closeted gay movies stars. They're so two movie-weekend openings ago! Now, it's back to the straights being as predictably sleazy as only het (men, mainly) can be! 'Cause, let's just be honest here, the real creepsters are you opposite-sex folk out there.

    And not the single ones, either: The ultimately dangerous dudes to watch are those who have wedding rings on their left hands. You'd think that piece of jewelry would remind Sock-It-to-You Sleazewad to not go and grope female private parts that don't belong to his wife.

    Yep, the incredibly sexy Sock-It isn't just an incredible actor on screen, but off, as well. He makes you believe that all things are perf in that marriage of his—particularly when chatting to an equally talented and beautiful honey (how sorta Sean Penn of him).

    But as usual in Hollywood, life is not as it's portrayed:

    Sock-It isn't only sticking it to his wife (painfully so), but other babes in town, as well. And he likes 'em young, too. Legal of course, but youthful, vibrant and frisky. Maybe that's because that way, these conquests of Sock-It's are too naïve to know that a married alcoholic with a coke fetish and a penchant for slapping up his women isn't exactly a winner.

    As for Sleaze's wife? Oh she knows what's going on. But this babe has such history with her man she's not going anywhere. Besides, she's caught in that hideous trap. The one Rihanna had hopes of climbing out of. Maybe she still does?

    All women run when you see Sock-It lurching your way...to the police if you have to!

    And it Ain't: Sean Penn, David Duchovny, Ben Affleck


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    Just a thought, but the style of the tantrum made me think of Christian Bale. He recently made The Dark Knight Rises with both Joseph Gordon Levitt and Tom Hardy, both of whom have been nominated for several awards.

    Or there's Dennis Quaid who recently did The Words with Bradley Cooper, and Playing the Field with Gerard Butler.

    Any takers?
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    I doubt its Quaid, he's a pretty stand up guy by all accounts, I could buy Bale maybe.
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    'that boy's got not just abs of steel'

    I think that's Gosling too because this make me think of his "Fuck seriously? It's like you're photoshopped" scene in Stupid Crazy Love.

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    My guess would be Josh Brolin. I just hate that guy either way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by penname View Post
    Just a thought, but the style of the tantrum made me think of Christian Bale. He recently made The Dark Knight Rises with both Joseph Gordon Levitt and Tom Hardy, both of whom have been nominated for several awards.

    Or there's Dennis Quaid who recently did The Words with Bradley Cooper, and Playing the Field with Gerard Butler.

    Any takers?
    I had pictured Christian Bale as I read it, but then pictured Ryan Gosling for the "hunky" guy.
    When I read about 'The Gangster Squad' movie, I assumed that was the movie and eliminated Bale... but I didn't realize until checking imdb just now that Bale and Gosling are in an upcoming movie together, 'Lawless'

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    "Mr. Costar is a bit more cerebral, keeps to himself, has been Oscar-nominated for his coolness, both personally and professionally."

    Ryan Gosling hasn't been nominated though, has he?

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    Yes, for Half-Nelson.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BootsyCJr View Post

    Ryan Gosling hasn't been nominated though, has he?
    He was, for Half Nelson in 2007

    Edit: greysfang beat me to it

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