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    This female hip-hop star is a lesbian who has a serious addiction to ‘blondes only.’ Apparently she wants to increase her stable and she is bored with her current crop of blondes. According to our source (a member of her inner-circle) she has put a personal ad up on very exclusive dating site in the “female seeking female” category. The ad title will take you back to the days of segregation, it reads ‘Whites Only,’ and it has yet to be taken down, surprisingly.
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    1. Trina
    2. Missy Eliott
    Im ashamed to say what I did for a klondike bar...

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    Eve.

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    I Second the eve guess, makes you wonder what her a gwen had going on a while back

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    Need more clues!!
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    Default Re: Blondes Only Please

    well it mentions stable and eves first album was called "Eve: Ruff Ryders' First Lady" Ryders = Riders could be horse related.

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    Missy.
    I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep.
    That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?---Jean Kerr

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    Quote Originally Posted by chibimaru
    well it mentions stable and eves first album was called "Eve: Ruff Ryders' First Lady" Ryders = Riders could be horse related.
    Ruff Ryders was the name of the rap crew she was part of, that has nothing to do with Eve, it's just the way they spelled it.
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    Either Eve or Missy Elliot.
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    no love for queen latifah?
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    I don't have a clue but I came into this thread because I thought you
    wanted replies from blondes.
    No blonde jokes please.
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    Fierce Kitten, I know that but I meant the blind item could be hinting at her because of her ruff ryder affiliation. I just meant it could be a clue.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok
    no love for queen latifah?
    I dont know why I didnt think of her Grimm,

    Waddabout Jada Pinkett, she rapps occasionally
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    Default Re: Blondes Only Please

    Missy, of course!

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    Missy seems way too obvious though. I was going to say lil kim...but nm.
    Hm..Eve seems a little obvious..also..but I could see her..or the queen
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