Ent Lawyer Four For Friday 1/20/2012

**hustle4alivin** · January 23rd, 2012, 07:56 PM

Four For Friday - The Boy Bander Who Wants To Be With Boys

It is really hard to believe this former A- list boy bander and now a C who kind of was his own one boy band has always been in the closet. Despite every single public romance he has had with a woman he has always wanted to come out. He has been caught so many times and given the perfect opportunity to come out, but he keeps waiting and waiting.

He dated this at the time, huge tween actress for a very long time but most of the time she was having sex with our boy bander's brother. The brother is where she was rumored to have picked up the gift that keeps on giving. The good news for the brother was that since the boy bander was "dating" her, the brother never got in trouble for having sex with a minor for almost a year.

One time our boy bander was on tour with a different girlfriend. This girlfriend was a singer and is now an actress or she may still be both. Anyway, this actress/singer had no clue that our boy bander liked guys and was a virgin at the time. She got the gift that keeps on giving from a different band guy. Anyway, the virgin walked in on our boy bander on his knees servicing one of his male backup dancers. About an hour later the virgin was gone.

One of the boy banders best "girlfriends" was with this celebutante who made her name in some sex tape action and a reality show. Anyway, she was totally into the fact that our boy bander liked guys and was into having threesomes. She moved on though because a celebrity couple offered her more money to come stay with them for awhile.

I don't think there is any truth to the rumor that our boy bander had sex with the celebrity father of one of his other "girlfriends." She is also a celebrity, although I wish she was not.

The "boy-bander" is obviously Aaron Carter. Paris Hilton is the celebutante that his brother Nick dated, I'm trying to figure out the tween actress and the virgin. Didn't Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff date Aaron? Who is the father they're talking about?

**Kittylady** · January 23rd, 2012, 08:32 PM

^^ Wasn't he rumoured to have dated/flirted with Miley Cyrus?

**Tater Tot** · January 23rd, 2012, 09:07 PM

I'm a little confused.. but it sure sounds like Aaron Carter, Lindsay Lohan, Nick Carter, Paris Hilton, and Hilary Duff as the virgin.

**witchcurlgirl** · January 24th, 2012, 04:32 PM

Not to be a buzzkill, but Aaron Carter wasn't in a boy band. His brother was- so it could be him that's the main part of the BI. I will not be fooled by a poorly written BI

**faithanne** · January 24th, 2012, 04:39 PM

Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl

Not to be a buzzkill, but Aaron Carter wasn't in a boy band. His brother was- so it could be him that's the main part of the BI. I will not be fooled by a poorly written BI

That's what I thought, so Nick is in the closet and Aaron is the one spreading the herp.

**Sarzy** · January 24th, 2012, 04:44 PM

Nick Carter is the boybander, not Aaron! Nick once dated Willaford or whatever her stupid name was, so maybe she was the virgin? And of course he dated Paris.

**hustle4alivin** · January 24th, 2012, 04:58 PM

Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl

Not to be a buzzkill, but Aaron Carter wasn't in a boy band. His brother was- so it could be him that's the main part of the BI. I will not be fooled by a poorly written BI

I agree it's poorly written, but the part where it's written that:

It is really hard to believe this former A- list boy bander and now a C who kind of was his own one boy band

...is why I still think it's Aaron Carter because while he was never in a boy band himself, he's related to an actual boy-bander. I guess saying "teen idol related to a boy bander" would've been too obvious.

**funky_chicken** · January 25th, 2012, 07:51 AM

But Aaron sure never was concidered as an A-List?

**Tater Tot** · January 25th, 2012, 09:29 AM

The blind makes it sound like the older brother is the boy bander, and Backstreet Boys were definitely A- list back in the day. I think it's about Nick Carter, but they got some of the details mixed up.

**Sarzy** · January 25th, 2012, 09:44 AM

Aaron wasn't A list but Nick was. He was a huge pin up in the 90s. Ted C once had a blind item about Paris that suggested her boyband boyf liked to get it on with men in the gym toilets....

**ChicagoDana** · January 25th, 2012, 12:49 PM

I think this is about that Jonas Brother that dates everyone.

**Tater Tot** · January 25th, 2012, 01:23 PM

Come to think of it, this could be about Nick Jonas, with the girls being Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez.

**Mel1973** · January 25th, 2012, 01:25 PM

Originally Posted by ChicagoDana

I think this is about that Jonas Brother that dates everyone.

I thought it was a Jonas too!

**witchcurlgirl** · January 25th, 2012, 01:25 PM

The Jonas brothers don't fit this part:

One of the boy banders best "girlfriends" was with this celebutante who made her name in some sex tape action and a reality show.